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I just farted and is thinking about boning my secretary.

LOL

I'm mad these two things are in one sentence.

The secretary just bend over. Thong, red thong to be exact.

Just wrong man....LOL

I really hope I don't get whiskey dick tomorrow.

LOL I was laughing so hard at this one, that I made me farted too.

Wups, I just cut a silent one. LOL

Serious question here. Have you ever busted your ass and then shitted on yourself?

^^ yeah, I've done that


meanwhile, I hope that stuff is something the cat ate.

I once did something very inappropriate in the back of a dark lecture hall during a anthro film. :eek: :o :cool:

Bwhahhahaha at this whole thread.

Dionysus, I see your dark anthro hall and raise you a bus ride from DC.

And what's whiskey dick?

I love that we're educational around here.

Dude, this happened to me on a date. I excused myself so I could go to the bathroom to throw my underwear away. I finished the date wearing my jeans without wearing underwear. Great date, uncomfortable feeling.

I've never heard of this. I can get wasted and still bang all night, with a rock hard dick. There was one chick I was with before I met my ex wife. I banged her so long and hard that she wanted to stop. I guess the lubrication let up.

You have your own secretary? What do you DO?

Something

I just farted again. The secretary is still hot

This thread is disgusting.

Why did you read it? Didn't you read the disclaimer. By the way, I have a huge boner right now.

LOL

For cheerfulgreek? That's just wrong. :)

Nope, for the hot ass girl from fixed income who was just in my office. I think she need to say hello to my huge friend.

LOL

I want that on a t-shirt

Hahah I love this thread. Is it funny that I predicted fart content before I even opened it?

You're a pig.

I know I'm not supposed to lust, but every time I look at the assistant principal at my site, I get the urge to play "naughty intern" just to see if he'd take the bait. :o So help me God, whenever I get near him I just want to throw him down on a desk and have all of his little chocolate babies.

This might take some explination.

In college I drank, unaware of my allergies to malt, grapes, etc. I developed an internal hemroid, basically a swollen vein on the inside of my butt cheek.

One day I farted so hard that it popped.

^^^ lmao that's disgusting!!

And christiangirl, I'm the same about the principal I work for-he got all gussied up for the inauguration and gave a speech to the student body. I swear, all the female faculty were ready to drop trou for dude.

He'd totally get it. Twice daily.

Just saw somebody pick his nose and ate his booger.

i want to fuck this aka that takes gym class with me. homegurl got a nice bodyyyyyyyy
bow chica wow owwwww

Man, my secretary called in sick today. I'm going to fixed income and flirt with the cute girl. I wonder if she'll like to say hello to the anaconda.

Well damn.. lol!!

My sneezes sound dying monkeys.

If I hadn't said it already, last week I puked so much I popped a blood vessel.

Disclaimer: This thread is NOT rated PG 13

So, a friend of mine send me a link for me to visit. Ok, let me set this up . . . I just got done listening to some Justice and I was blaring it up. My computer at work was hooked up to a nice Bosse Speakers with nice subwoofer.

Well, my friend usually send me some funny links and didn't thing anything. Little did I know that it was a link to a porn style youtube, straight to the action. I think the whole office herd moaning and groaning from my office and thought that I was getting busy with some girl.

This is no longer snot coming out of my nose, its brain fluid.

I need a pat on the back for making it through this thread. Seriously, I'm the most squeamish person and a bit of a priss too but it's actually pretty funny.

Here's my version of TMI...my gynecologist looks like Michael McDonald (of the Doobie Brothers). I love my gynecologist but I can't help but lay there with my feet in the air, look down and think, "Takin' it to the streets!"

^^^hahaha

my TMI that I felt the need to share: The athlete's foot is gone. Jock itch is steal healing. The cruex burns less in the morning for some reason. Burns at night though. It's like a dupont lab right next to my nut sack.

Did you see that episode of Grey's? That was nuts!

My shoes stink so much that I was embarrassed at work when I realized that smell was me. I can't really afford new flats, but desperate times, man!

That happend to me when I was preggo, I wore the same two pair of flats for 5 months! But my local Wal-Mart had them for 12.00, Thank God!

Dang CG....LMAO!!!

Just came out of the toilet. I think I found the WMD Bush was looking for in Iraq.