2.5 Kids' Krappy Marriage
 

To the "I wanna be a delta" crowd or wannabes of any other so called black greek letter organization, the above post is an example of how most of your incessant I-have-a-profound-question-that-shows-how-interested-and-worthy-I-am behavior is viewed.

Get a grip. They don't care about you, because the madness is the mystique. The worse they treat you, the worse they ignore you, the worse you want it. And then once you join and find out that the secret pass word is 'Gooney Goo Goo', you will be left feeling like "what the?".

Its all a scam; community service is about as good a beard as Star was for Al. Only the truly gullible fall for it, time after time, year after nearly 100 years for most, including my screwed up in the head wanna be important Kappa Neophyte husband.

That is all for today.

We haven't had to use our troll-be-gone in a minute.

I have to give her points for the "Gooney Goo Goo" reference, though, that made me laugh out loud.

Well that's 98 percent of the problem right there.

Wait! I think we should take her seriously. After all it sounds as if we could learn a thing or two from her.

Does anyone smell that overwhelmingly foul odor in the air??? I think I smell HATE!!! Sounds like someone is very bitter and should talk to a counselor about their problems instead of posting blanket statements on a chat board.:rolleyes:

http://www.pledgepark.com/images/smilies/itstrue.gif or write Steve Harvey a Strawberry Letter about her marital woes. This isn't even the place as I've told her time and time again.

Steve Harvey should be the last person to give marital advice. He's funny and all, but hardly faithful.

And you should be the last person to talk about or give advice on things related to fraternity and sorority life since you're hardly a member. Laying in bed next to a Kappa does not qualify you. Move around.

True dat CT4...laying in bed next to a Kappa really doesn't qualify her for such topics...it only means she's satisfied cause she's still sleeping next to him;)! I normally charge for that type of advice, but since I am a Good Kappa, she can have that for free:D!

Keep selling that myth. It's a lie just to boost the 'mystique' of your particular greek group.

If you were krappy in bed before joining kappa, afterwards you are simply a krappy kappa.

Have a great playoff day. That is all.

Why would I have to sell you a myth that you already purchased and are still using? Now THAT is all...:rolleyes:

I was married to this man for 11 years before he went Kappa.

Are you willing to go on record as stating that your MIP process includes a section on mindblowing sex? Maybe he missed that session...nothing has changed except the shimmy sham thing that he does before coming to bed with the crimson thongs.:eek: KAY is written right on the triangle, right above the crack of his....

Jelly belly and dimpled shimmy is not a PRETTY sight.

Oww Oww Not.:mad:

Okay, ew.

I am seriously mad at whoever gave him those 'drawls' as a crossing gift. Granted, he likes to wear them for me...but I keep asking 'what did I do to deserve this?':(

Am I being Punked? Where's Ashton Kutcher?

I refuse to believe another man gave your husband a Kappa thong. And another woman better not have.

He had to have bought them for himself.

Way too much info...nevertheless...if the man is that bad...you've been a permenant fixture for 11 years...so my organization has nothing to do with your "bad" hubby, so the whole point(because you obviously missed it) is please leave my organization out of your unhappy life.

That is what is screwed up being a non-greek married to a neophyte greek. Who gave the thongs will be an eternal secret that I imagine if others knew, which somebody out there has to know, would NEVA, EVA tell me.

So I post and vent on Greek Chat to keep from going upside his head with the paddle somebody else gave him. :) Got to keep my humor side somehow.

so you post and vent into the "i wanna introduce myself to Deltas" thread?

there's a random thoughts thread, you know.

Don't think they make those...I don't know any organization that would allow their letters across someone's genitalia. She prolly made them for him...lol!

well.....

You are right up to a point...however, your organization is in my household unceasingly and it is causing a middle aged man to think he is 19 again. That is the kappativating problem.

Would much rather you communicate with the dude than communicate all this to us. Try the "Open letter 8" thread.

So what does venting here get you in your relationship with your hubby?

It kind of started out like that, but we have gotten WAY off subject. I'm sorry about that, but wouldn't you agree that this is way more interesting than women saying that they have been lurking on this board for 6 years and now they want to participate?

I would color this "slightly psychotic".

so you're going to hijack a thread (that is meant for introductions) for the purpose of venting when there are a myriad of other threads for what you're trying to accomplish?

interesting? no.

disrespectful? yes.

Its not like that...really, but you and others have made some loose comments and cracked jokes, and I just respond.

I pick my battles. I will never win the Kappa battle with him. So I enjoy talking about him, on this venue from time to time, because I can't do it in real life.

Again, just responding to comments. No highjack intended.

No. Don't make me tell you about what I REALLY think is psychotic.

Minus the "slightly.":)

I do have respect for you moderators. Stop laughing at me...laugh with me. Or does this violate some rule that says, "Thou shall not laugh at another greek with a non-greek."

This conversation and 2.5 Kids' willingness to share the intimate details of her krappy marriage are humorous to say the least, but not what this particular thread is all about so this thread will be moved to the Kappa Alpha Psi forum.

God speed and eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww at your Curtis Payne husband wearing a thong.http://www.pledgepark.com/images/smilies/yuk.gif

Try getting a blog. You might find a sisterhood of non-Greek wives and girlfriends annoyed by their Greek signifcant others. www.ihatethosekappas.wordpress.com

Shalom

I guess 2 1/2 Kids didn't follow my advice I gave her last summer. LOL

2 1/2 Kids, didn't your mother sit your down when you was little and tell you that black folks don't put their business out on front street like that? LOL

LOL!

:D

this should go back, tho

:silly:

I thought about leaving it in the original thread.:cool:


i put it back.

My apologies to the Ladies of DST for participating in such Tom Foolery on your street. :D