So, you are at the Pearly Gates.....
 

....and you are told that once you get in, you can ask 5 questions and get the REAL answer....what would you ask?


I would ask the following:


1. What was my mom trying to tell me right before she died? (or I suppose I could just walk over to her and ask her myself at that point :)

2. Will someone actually find a cure for cancer?

3. Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

4. Who killed JFK?

5. What's the purpose of a "leap year"?

1. Does Mona on "Half&Half" get a man?
2. Who killed JR on "Dallas"?
3. Why does Flavor Flav look like that?
4. Why wasn't there a continuation to the song "Children's Story"?
5. Do you fart here?

Those questions are just for the fun of it.. more than likely I would ask the gatekeeper some really personal questions....

1. Where is my Granddaddy?
2. Did Ron and Freddie get married?
3. What did Dwayne and Whitley have?
4. Who killed JFK?
5. HOW THE HECK DID DUBYA WIN THAT ELECTION? :mad:

^^^ Re: #3

They had a baby, silly!

1. Did OJ do it?
2. Who really killed MLK and who was behind it?
3. Did he ever get off drugs?
4. Where are all of the missing children?
5. Where are my grandfathers - because I really want to meet them.

No need to waste a good question because I can answer that one: YES!
Did anyone else read his book about what really happened? LOL.

1. WHY?
2. HOW?
3. Was I right about religion?

I meant a boy or a girl, you silly man... lol...

In reality, it takes the Earth 365 ¼ days to rotate around the sun. The leap year, which occurs every 4 years, adds on that full extra day to the end of February. If this extra day was ignored, eventually, the seasonal and astronomical years would no longer “line up” with the calendar year. This way, January won’t eventually become the month where everyone’s at the beach, and we won’t be shoveling snow in July.

Hope that answers your question! :D

1. Where is Hoffa really?
2.How much is Dubya's soul really worth and did he finish his payments to Cheyney for it?
3. Are my maternal grandparents getting along yet?
4. Do you have eternal take out or delivery because yes I am hungry. shoot I haven't eaten since 2 wks ago and a sista can use a plate. Please tell me there are no calories up here.
5. Can you tell me where my father and grandmother are? I really really need to hug and kiss them.

1. Where is my great-grandmother, grandfathers, and father in law?

2. Where are my 2 children?

3. Were they boys, girls, or one of each?

4. Who really killed the classmate on that show Reunion?

5. Did Dennis ever win that Emmy or Oscar or Image Award?

1. Is that woman really my 1/2 sister?

2. Who killed Tupac?

3. Who reallly was the Atlanta child murderer?

4. Why does everything I eat, show on my hips and butt?

5. Why can't I age without my body changing on THE OUTSIDE?

THANK YOU!!!!:)

Soror, you are out of order for #5!!!!

Yeah, I forgot about the Atlanta Child Murders...I too would like to know if Wayne Williams actually killed all those kids.

To #4, I would like to know the SAME thing! I was so into that show and then it was gone!

hey... gotta know how comfy one can get here...

1. Will I still be responsible for my school loans?
2. Can I get an appointment to see Jesus?
3. Did my dog Che-Che make it to heaven?
4. Do I get my own cloud, or will I need to share it with the fam?
5. If my hubby gets remarried, will I have to share him in here because I didn't share him on earth?

My five questions
 

1) Can I get an appointment for Coco Chanel or Gianni Versace design my wings and robe?:D
2) Who really invented the Internet?
3) How can people be so cruel to the elderly, children, and animals?
4) Does a burning hell really exists?
5) How do you define evil?

#5 is a good one. I often wonder about widows and widowers who get remarried...who do they get buried with, the deceased spouse or the spouse they were married to when they died? My dad vowed never to remarry, so it is supposedly a non-issue in my family...

1. Did any of my past loves pine away for me for an extended period of time after breaking up?

2. Would the blog have been successful had ol' girl not gone crazy and "steal" it from under me?

3. How different would my life be had I gone to my first choice college?

4. Did I ever miss my opportunity with "The One"? If so, who was it? If not, where was he and when was he coming?

5. Whose pregnancy test was positive on "Moesha": Dee or Moesha? (Y'all know I just CANNOT let it go!!!! :D)

1. why can't I have special powers?
2. Are aliens real
3. Why do bad folks live longer than good folks?
4. Is there a special place babies go when they die at birth (SIDs and other complications)?
5. What was Willis talking about?

1. Can I go back and watch over my baby from time to time? I'll be quiet. I just want to trip him when he starts messing up.
2. What is wrong with my family?
3. Can I go see my grandmother and old friends?
4. Can you explain men?
5. What was it all for?

1. How many times did Urkel pass out from happiness when he finally got his wedding night with Laura?
2. Was the 2004 election really legit or was it rigged?
3. Can we have pets up here? I'd really like to have my dog back...
4. If Jimmy cracked corn and, supposedly, no one cared then why was there a whole song about it?
5. Can I have some alone time with Jesus? Because I have more than five questions. :)

1. What is good?
2. What is evil?
3. What is the purpose of a uvula?
4. Is Karma real?

^^^ Karma is real. She graduated from School Without Walls in '98. She's cool peeps.

I tried to help you, but I'm too through. This is what I came up with and I was horrified until I realized what source I was looking at. :rolleyes: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uvula

wait, wait.. I meant the dangly thing in your throat.. lol.. NOT THAT!!!

Senruset, I am too DONE with you!! :D

Is it in your throat or in your.... Im confused and disgusted, but still somewhat intrigued.

The uvula is the dangly thing in the back of your throat. That link is a trip (and fake from what I gather)!

1) Who really killed MLK Jr.?
2) Why is it that when someone yawns, it causes someone else to yawn nearby?
3) Is there life on other planets?
4) Where is Noah's Ark buried?
5) Where is Jesus, I want to see what he really looks like?

1. How did GW Bush really get into office?
2. Will they every find a cure for AIDS? Or do they have it already??
3. How did Michael Jackson go from a fro, to a jeri curl, to getting permanantly straight without naps hair?
4. Will the world finally be at peace?
5. Did OJ really do it?