OPEN LETTER
 

why couldn't I have an HR person like u at my previous job? :confused:

Dear next door neighbors,


Please put a lease on that mutt you call a member of the family and you need to clean up after Fiddo when you take him for a walk. I also want you to keep that four legged creature away from my flowers. If he lifts his leg one more time and kills another marigold I will call the homeowners association and report your butt.

Sincerely,

Your loving neighbor:cool:

SeriousSigma, you're better than me
 

Cause WHO has made a neighbor scoop up after a pup in or near her yard?
"Uh, you forgot something..." :)
Who has made a neighbor get a dog away from her yard?
Once again.... "You forgot something..."

TRSimon, that's who... :)

Hey Sorhor TRSimon how are you doing?

How about I turn on the sprinklers when they bring that nasty dog through my front yard? :D

Serioussigma22

Dear Nitwit
 

Dear Nitwit in Media Services,

You have more excuses than any person alive. Every month I get a termination letter from the union because you have not paid your dues, and every month you come in here with that same ol' tired arz story about they don't like you. Fool! pay ur darn dues. I'm tired of looking at yo ol' crooked eye behind. If it was up to me u would have been fired 5 years ago. U have excuses for the dues...u have excuses why u were late, u have excuses for why u didn't show up for work..but wait..that one about u had a surfing accident and was unconscious for 24 hours was funny as heck! Dude, u are he-lair-ious! and a loser..i might add.

I don't like you...neva did...and cringe everytime u walk ur funky behind in my office. I keep asking myself "who left the darn gate open" because u are a bonafide LOSER.

your friendly HR Director

Sorhor JazzyRho,



Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

You are too funny! I can image how many people would love to say something to their coworkers using some very similar works.


Serioussigma22:)

To Me:
 

:o

I've already told you to stop looking at those posts on the School Daze thread. :mad: :mad: :mad: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!!!!:mad:

You are only making yourself angry.:(

Get OUT!!
 

Dear wannabe gangsta next door neighbors,

You two reeeallly get on my nerves. I don't mind the gangsta rap music, but when your "let me c-walk" lookin arse wants to play the music early early in the morning at the highest level...(like nobody else is sleep)..that's when i have a problem. Ya'll must not know that my roommate is ready to beat the mary-jane out ya arse and put it up for sale. And clean up all this damn weave on the floor in the bathroom....messy arse. :mad: Better yet, just get out!!

Tell it! It's a shame when you have to walk your own yard before your child goes out to play. I'm 'bout to go buy me a bb gun. :D

Dear CoWorker:

Please buy a paddle brush, a wide tooth/rat-tatil comb, and a decent hair serum to keep your weave tight all day long. Better yet, buy a higher quality gel/setting lotion to keep your hair slicked down and appearing to blend with the weave. May I suggest Funky Friends (that blue goo)???

Everytime I see you, I resist the urge to stop you in your tracks so I can smooth out your weave that you let go wild. How is a sista with wild nappy hair gonna teach you about your weave that wear everydiay??? And that's too much weave that you got going to your waist. Come on now!

In the words of Bubba Sparxx, "Get it right! Get it right, get it tight!"

Here we go again
 

Dear Nitwit in Media Services,

I'm starting to believe that you live to annoy me. If you bring your bubble-eyed behind in here one mo gin asking if you can pick up some paperwork for your girlfriend..i will CUT you! seriously...I'm two seconds away from socking you in your throat. I'm sorry that we, as a company, had to stoop to hiring your ol dirty looking girlfriend, but we were stuck because of the unexpected medical leave of your co-worker. But with my assistant as my witnesss, the next time you come in here and ask me the same question...it's over! Yep, remember that probationary period you're on....it will lead to termination. Try me...I'm sick of you...you don't do any work...you get paid too much..and your supervisor is scared of you. Well guess what? I'm not. I guess you've never experienced the wrath of a mad intelligent black woman..but keep it up and you will surely find out.


Now, get your dirty t-shirt wearing, cross-eyed, smelling like alcohol behind outta my face and outta my office. AND DON'T EVER COME BACKK! SERIOUSLY....

Your friendly HR Director.

^^^ Scared of you. http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/scared0016.gif

Receptionist in my office:

You have a raging headache, but you dislike me so much that you refuse to ask me - the only person with any medication in the building - for medication that would help you feel better. You make a box of rocks look brilliant.

I always knew your nasty attitude towards me would bite you in the behind because if you can tell our coworker that you didn't ask me for medicine, but she's damn near asking for you, then I ain't gotta do nothin' but stay black and die. Why offer when you ignore me consistently anyway? Besides, I feel pretty good right now. I'll be in the gym losing more weight while you'll be fighting Atlanta's Friday rush hour traffic (hell to the naw) when we get off at 6.

Sorhor JazzyRho,

Ha! Ha! Ha! Too Funny! Thanks for tell us how you really feel!

Serioussigma22:)