It Should Be Against the Law. . .
 

. . . to have bad handwriting.


What are your contributions?

...to disturb the peace by being FUNKY in public!

...to ruin a marriage by being unfaithful to your spouse. I know adultery is illegal in the military, but it should go the same for civilians.

.....to wear black stockings with white shoes.
.....to wear granny panties and low-rise jeans.
.....to name your child "Diamond", "Desire", "Chianti" and "Coco" (you just damning the baby to a life of stripperdom)

Oh, God! Do people actually do that?!?!

To wear tapered leg jeans and try to roll one leg up like LL :rolleyes:

(I have seen this on 2 occassions)

(OHHHH! LOL!!! CT4, you have the craziest threads!)

...have to sit in traffic for more than 20 minutes - total - before getting to your destination. I can see having a little traffic, but...

...for the government to push inflation so high (oops, it IS illegal :rolleyes: )

Ditto--same with a perm. And I would raise the age to 12.

to come to your teens function acting worse then his/her friends. ( a mom was at the battle of the bands here and jumped out on the field to "pop it")

To wear ultra low rise pants/jeans and a cropped shirt knowing your stretch marks run from here to there....

For heavier women to wear tube tops and cut off shirts....

For folks to have bad breath, yet still be up in yo face...

For there to be an Electorial College.....

For Sprint not to have roll over minutes....

To have chipped nail polish on your toes....

To wear one color on your finger nails and another one on your toenails...

For Star Jones to have married Big Gay Al....

:( I do this all the time...arrest me because I refuse to match them
:)

...to stay in bed all day
...for Ashanti to sing and Lisa Ray to act
...for athletes to make more than teachers

I do, too. My toenails are discolored (from wearing all those tight cute shoes,) so when I wear a lighter fingernail polish I wear a darker toenail polish to cover them. Hey, at least my toenails are polished. :D

....to make a product called "The One Minute Weave". (i see the commercial all the time)....for the consumers, if you must wear a weave, put some time and effort into please. don't look like you are wearing a one minute weave. on the commercial i saw, this woman put the weave on right at her work desk :rolleyes: please tell me that people do not really do that...

Soror, I'm on my way to arrest you and abaci.......
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

How did your toenails get discolored. Sometimes my big toe kind of hurts when I skate, and my mom told me to be careful b/c it may turn black. Do you know why this happens?