Why is Cleo stalking me?!?
 

My people,

Two weeks ago, while cooking dinner, my phone rang. I was expecting a very important call, so I rushed to the phone and eagerly answered it... only to be utterly disturbed by the familiar voice literally screaming on the other in. "HELLO! THIS IS CLEO..."
Me:"What the fu......?"
"CALL ME NOW SO I CAN REVEAL WHAT THE STARS HAVE IN STORE FOR YOUR FUTURE!"
ME:"Oh God, How did she get my nu....."
"YOU MUST CALL ME NOW. IT IS THE ONLY WAY...(Something, something)YOUR PSYCHIC CONNECTION (something, something)"
Me: "Goodbye Freak"

I finally hung up, but for some reason I felt all violated.
A few days later, I get home from work to find my 6 & 9 year old nieces giggling.
Me: "What's so funny girls?"
"CLEO CALLED YOU! CLEO FROM T.V.!! AUNTIE WE DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW CLEO!" they scream and laugh (not knowing how not funny this is)
...last night, as soon as I get in the door I hear the phone ringing. I stop half way as I approach the phone knowing exactly who it is. Sure enough, it's her again! It's like I'm stuck in some episode of the Twilight Zone or something...How in the world did these fools get my number?!?

Have you called Cleo before? or a psychic for that matter?


LOL

Not that I would ever admit it if I did http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif....but honestly Soror, I have never called any of these Psychic Friends/Network/Connections....which is why I don't understand how this is happening to me.

Soror,
You could very well be living in the Twilight Zone...

you have been MIA for a few minutes... http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

This is SOO funny, sorry Mocha, I do understand your frustration...but this is funny. I can just imagine her little fake JamAMERICAN accent pulsating throught the phone and you looking at it like WTF?? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif

I wish I would just see her on the streets somewhere...I would just wanna bum-rush her..yeah I brought that term back! Is anyone else on Blackplanet and see the page where this guy is naming 'Shamous's' A 'Shamous' (according to him) is any person bringing shame/dishonor/embarassment on the african-american race...He names her and I thought that page was sooo funny....along with her are Jessie, Jessie's mistress, Darryl Strawberry, etc.

Can you put up a link to that site? It sounds hilarious! Darryl Strawberry should be King of the Shamous people!

Soror AKA2D'91, you sure know how to confirm suspicions that I'm going insane! LOL!


[This message has been edited by Sexy Mocha (edited April 05, 2001).]

[This message has been edited by Sexy Mocha (edited April 05, 2001).]

Uh Huh....sure you didn't call her first Sexy Mocha, sure! We believe you!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif LOL

Or maybe she had this cosmic connection to you and she knew, based on her awesome psychic powers, that you needed her services at that moment! LOL o.k. I'm sorry but I can just imagine how you felt getting that call!

Fa real doe, Miss Cleo and dem are probably a little pressed for additional callers and are using an automatic dialer. Automatic dialers can be programed to generate random numbers. They know they have a "live" one when there is a conection longer than a few seconds. I think you should be able to block their number or something. Call your phone company to verify!

You're not the first person who Miss Cleo called. Someone in my family got a call from her. But they got one call, she's not stalking them. You must be special.

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"I don't know. you be the judge."
~Hits

ROTFLMAO!!! Ok, I guess I set myself up for this public clowning! "They know they have a live one....." Now that's funny!
Dang Cocoa, girl I thought you were on my side....you just had to add that last part in there didn't you? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif



[This message has been edited by Sexy Mocha (edited April 05, 2001).]

Girl I believe you-Miss Cleo called my sister on her CELL PHONE http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif...I was like WTF times 1,000-how do you get someone's cell phone number???? She called my sister for about a month straight!!

I swear, these so-called psychics are too much! And imagine if you DID call...she'd be ringing your phone even more!
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Praying for this madness to stop (lol)!


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"Mind ya own, stay true to ya own, be ya own."
Peace and God Bless
Classy_Diva5

http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif Oh now that really makes me feel better!

Soror,
you need to get Privacy Director. That way Miss Cleo, the telemarketers, the bill man, unknown folks can't get to you.

They have to identify themselves FIRST, before you can actually speak to them...

Call your telephone company to skee if they have this feature.

Yes, I hope it works...
http://members.blackplanet.com/bphater_1

[This message has been edited by onesavvydiva (edited April 05, 2001).]

Hello, Anybody out there?

OK this page is officially off the meat rack!!! This is the funniest thing I have read in a lllloooonnnnnggggg time.
You owe it to yourself.
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Mocha I know how you feel. Macy Gray came lookin' for me to try out some of my smoke, and left her house coat. I took her to get her hair done! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif