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You're a trip. You've got some balls doc to sit up here and ask me "for a little money." See this is what kills me about you silly jokers. You get with this girl with no other intentions but to hit it and quit it. You got her pregnant, she had the kid and now she put your tail out and you ask me for "a little money" until you get paid. Dude please. You should have thought about that before you and her decided to use your skank ass draws as ankle warmers. Will I help you move? Yeah, I will. I have no problem with that, but I'm not going to give you a damn dime because one, I don't have that kind of money to give, and two if I did I still wouldn't give it to you. You were the one waxin' that ass like rain dance, not me. You hit it, had the kid and now you want me to help pay for your dumb ass mistake? Dude, take on some responsibility. I always smile:D from ear to ear when these women go to the Friend of the court on dudes like you, that way you no good, jelly back jokers can't run and hide. I'm just still trippin' how "YOU", a full grown man still doesn't understand that the nookie is not free. You can either pay for it through marriage, or your way. But either way, you will pay, regardless. I knew you were up to something, because you and I aren't even cool like that. It's funny how a joker starts and keeps coming around, trying to be cool with another joker for no apparent reason. So, other than helping you move, don't ask me for shit. You should have kept your draws up and your dick in your pants.
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I have a confession:
I LOVE ALL 22 PAGES OF THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!! :D :cool: |
Dear Co-worker lady:
I admit...you are sexy AND fine as hayle, but your boyfriend is so "play-hood" it's ridiculous. First of all, he is so short, I wonder do you have to go with him to get tickets to an "R" rated movie, second, when did being "hood" really impress people? If that's what you like then so be it, but you could do so much better...like me...so get on the winning team.:cool:;) |
Dear...Might not be soon 2 be Mrs.
I just want to let you know...that I indeed have been messing around with your fiance for the last 8 months...and quite frankly...U NEED 2 GET IT TOGETHER! I get so tired of him complaining about some mess you did and having to convince him to stay home...Sweetie...I don't want your man! But I be damned if he leaves you for some retarded ish you did and then him b stuck in my face all day! That's the point of this lil situation anyway. When I'm done, he GOES HOME! Not laid up under me asking questions, and gettin on my last nerve. So please, I AM BEGGING YOU! Do what you gotta do to make that man happy, cuz I DO NOT wanna b n ur shoes!!!! Sincerely, In-it-4-the-helluvit (It may be wrong, but at least I don't have to worry about a FB situation that could possibly f- sumbody else and try to infect me...NO WAY...oh...and I don't do BF's and relationships anymore...that ish is OVERRATED!!!!) |
Barbie Part 2
Dearest Barbie:
Once again, I must call your stupid azz out. Last Wednesday, I filed a vacay day slip to take Thursday off to go see my nana in the hospital. When I went to your office to have you sign the slip so I could file it with the receptionist, you had gone home for the day. So I- knowing protocol- went to PC and he signed the slip for me approving the day and e-mailed you and my other supervisor. *NOTE* My nana is 80 y.o. and has been hospitalized since the 18th with congestive heart failure AND pneumonia. She's making progress slowly but surely. */NOTE* So when I come to work on Friday and you asked me what was going on and I told you- thinking you were genuinely concerned- the only thing your stupid azz was worried about was why I hadn't come to you earlier on Wednesday for you to sign my vacay day slip. And then you told me that next time I decide to do that I should give you more notice. WTF?!?!? How the hayle was I supposed to know you were gonna leave early? Also, where the hayle are your elderly family members? Do they live here or in Russia? And I'm sure you'd call in sick or something if anything happened to them. But it's all to the good. You should thank goodness I didn't go Wayne Brady on you and choke the living highlights out of that empty noggin of yourn. Oh, but you can still get it if you decide to act stupid again. Remember that...... |
2 my teacher: Stop talkin Sh_t before i shave the fat off yo back and make bacon!!!!!
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I hope next weekend you and I can go to the show and have a nice peaceful candlelight dinner without you bringing Sarah and Phil's broke azz. I'm getting tired of those two jokers tagging along. For real. Phil won't work and I find it sad that this joker is content with his girl paying for his broke hungry azz everytime we go to the movies or eat. Whenever they come along we have no privacy, therefore I can't do the things I want with you, so stop telling them our plans and the next time they invite themselves, tell them NO!!! and tell Phil's narrow, broke azz I said he can "Phil" these nutz!!:mad:
Sorry azz joker! Peace and blessings |
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Dear Sir:
Can you kindly refrain from telling the story about how you conceived your two sons? I am soooooo sick and tired of you telling the story of how you took ginseng before their conception (said sons are 11 months apart). That just lets people know you were a selfish rabbit humping azz bastid who wasn't willing to satisfy your partner. Hence, you having four daughters before having your first son. Tell that kung fu king story again and I'll be sure to call my girl C and have her bring her machete so I can cut your azz from here to Kingdom Come!!!!!!!! :mad: Very truly yours, Me |
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Dear old ass man...
If you ever...eeeeeever ever ever ever ever...walk into my part time job...carrying on about "n-words" in reference to my alma mater again...my sense of decorum will take a leave of absence and I will be forced to introduce your rectum to the left foot of fellowship. Sincerely, The "n-word" who got a full scholarship to the "damn" school you talked about. P.S.-Ya momma |
E-NOUGH!!! When I say I am sick of you mvthaf$#@, I mean I am SICK of you mvthaf$#%@! Tonight was the final straw. I don't give a dayum if yall are my siblings. I have never had to cuss all of you out at once, but I'm glad you finally know what I am capable of.
And no, there will not be a next time cause you inconsiderate, irresponsible, kids-of-biatches won't have the opportunity. Now think I am playing if you want to, because like I said, "If I wanted to play games I would've bought a wii!" Know that I am as serious as BARACK OBAMA!:mad: |
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Dear Ms. New
You got your priorities F-up. And for that, you got me F-up and other Black people F-up too. You kan’t kall me for assistance when you’re 4 months behind on your kar note and expect me to do something special for you. I must admit, I tried to offer you some help. But when you said “Damn, I should have just got the BMW for a hundred dollars more a month”, I knew you were doomed. You ain’t but six months older than me and I feel I got my head on str8; what the #$#% happened to you?! If you kan’t afford the note on the Magnum, what the hell makes you think you kan offered the BMW? “It’s my dream car, you know, that 745” You 25, 2 kids, 4 months behind, and 2 seconds from getting that foot up your ass that you should have got when you were younger. Time goes on. 4 days later, Ms. New got the nerve to kall saying “I wanna speak to T, I wanna speak to T!!! He said they aren’t gonna take my car!!!” I didn’t say that @#$@. I advised you that once you make some of these payments, I'd work that out. You needed that. So now you kan focus the right things instead of what the hell you see on TV!!!!! Buy a used kar next time and understand the fundamentals of a Simple Interest Loan. Now walk your ass to work. |
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I'm baaaaacccckkkkk.....
To EVERYONE this message will apply to:
Being that this is the final day of 2008, I want to say this and make something VERY clear to ALL of you: I know that there's one born every minute and everyday I was EVERYONE'S SUCKER. So here's a nice PSA to you people: The old me will be tossed into a tightly sealed Hefty bag and suffocated, NEVER- and I repeat NEVER- TO RETURN. That nice, sweet person you once knew will become non-existent by midnight once the ball has dropped, the confetti has fallen and the fat lady has sung. I- like Norbit Albert Rice- will no longer BE.YOUR.B!+CH!!!!!! :mad: So get used to seeing me in b!@tch mode 24/7/365. To all of you trifling nuccas and hoodrats asking me to do favors for you, guess what the answer will ALWAYS be: HAYLE TO THA NAW!!!!!!! And you know what? Saying the N-word will always feel sooooo good!!!!!! Being selfish will become my #1 priority. I don't care what anyone thinks. I have to begin to bring peace of mind to my own life and take care of, nurture and live for ME, MYSELF and I. Because at the end of the day, she's all I have. Thank you and good riddance!!!!!! *bowing* |
Dear 'Ol Girl:
I am SICK of your split personalities. Pick one and roll with it. You know my degree is in Psychology. We used to study people like you. You have OFFICIALLY been terminated from the team!:cool: |
Dear Supervisor who's not my Supervisor:
Stay out my business. I know you don't like me and you know I don't like you. Just because I believe that you have no place in your position because you can't handle the simple task of correcting B2B relations, doesn't mean you need to watch me like a hawk, waiting for me to slip up. GUESS WHAT!!!? I AIN'T SLIPPIN'!!!!!!! So, you can keep on watching me; It only builds my ego and I know you Digg my professional swagger. You need to keep your on employees in line and STOP CROSSING MINE. |
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Damn Phi, it looks like you've just about had it with that person. That response has probably been building for about a month now hasn't it? Keep doing your thing though NUPE, you know if somebody aint hatin' on you, you probably aint doing something right! "Achievment in every field of human endeavor" |
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Now back to what I was gonna say: Dear T: Last night- on the way to your house to wish your stinkin' azz happy birthday in person- I saw a woman get hit by a car. Now when I called you to tell you about it, there wasn't a dayum thing funny about the whole situation. Yet as I proceeded to tell you the story in depth while witnessing everything else unfold- the backed up traffic, the woman screaming and crying for someone to call the police, the firefighters, police and ambulance pulling up to assess the situation and take her to the hospital- you and your dumb azz weed head brother commenced to laughing your azzes off. Now I've always known the devil was alive and well and very busy. And for Him to appear in the form of you and your weed head loser brother confirmed His existence. I say all of that to say this: I now know I can NOT share anything of this nature with you EVER in the next 20 lifetimes, because all that will happen is 1) I'll regret telling you and 2) you'll laugh when ain't a dayum thing funny. I won't even waste my time creating a pimp stick to beat your azzes with (salt included). All I will do is pray for you and your loser brother and hope that the both of your stupid azzes will stop smoking the crystal crack and grow up. Thanks and have a nice life. Sincerely, Me |
Dear My Big Brother-
I truly love you with all of my heart and I will always love you, but right now, you're azz is just crazy as hell! Of all the dumb as a bunny thinking that you can do, you join a cult! Why, because you're too damn stupid to admit that you are pissed off at daddy! Well, so the FUC$#%##$@%K what! I was pissed off at him too! You dumb bunny! He's my father as well, but you know what? I had to grow the FU$#%$#%@$#K up and you're dumb azz needs too as well! You are going to be 37 this year, and you're still hiding from reality and from time! Everybody has surpassed you in many areas of life, and you are still what..."building the nation." WTF!!!! Last time I looked, it's BUILT and YOU AIN'T HAD SH#$%#$%@T TO DO WITH IT! You're cult is so lame all it does is to suck the life outta you and you're being a bumbwitted numbnuts who DOESN'T want to see reality! You have two, count them, T W O kids, and they need their parents, but NNNNNNOOOOO! My dumb as hell brother cannot get up off his lazy azz and realize that he NEEDS to grow up and CARE for his kids! I swear, I would kick your azz from here to Kingdom Come and Eternity if I didn't think that I'd tear my foot straight through your bony azz! What really pisses me off is that you got Momma here worrying and fretting about you're ignant azz because you want to be mad at her and take all your anger out about daddy on Ma! Boy I tell you, IF YOU EVER PISS OFF/ANGER/VEX/UPSET MOMMA AGAIN, I SWEAR BEFORE JESUS, IT WON'T BE A COME TO JESUS MEETING, IT WILL BE YOU HOLLERING FOR JESUS TO SAVE YOU FROM ME! IF EVEA I HEAR OR SEE OUR MOMMA ON THE VERGE OF FIGHTING BACK TEARS BECAUSE OF YOUR SORRY AZZ, I SWEAR BEFORE GOD I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO KANSAS AND KICK YOUR AZZ FROM KANSAS TO TEXAS--EVEN IF IT TAKES ME A LIFETIME TO DO SO! Whew, I had to get that off my chest. |
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Dear Pops:
On Friday evening, I called you to tell you I was spending the weekend out with one of my best friends who was having her b'day party that night (I spent the rest of the weekend with my bf). Prior to taking the phone from my sister, I heard you say, "Tell that bitch to bring her azz home!" *in my Queen Latifah voice* "WHO YOU CALLING A BITCH!?!?!?!?" Then when you answered with your rude attitude, just as I was telling you where I was going to be (you always tell me to let you know where I'm going to be and to be safe), you interrupt me by saying, "Yeah whatever. You do this $h!t every weekend. You never do anything around here and I'm sick of it. Have a great phucking weekend!" Now needless to say, I hope you don't think I was gonna feel bad about staying out of your hellhole that you call "home" for yet another weekend. HAYLE TO THA NAW!!!!!!!!!! Why, you wonder? You are a miserable old alcoholic who's bitter because I choose not to stay in the house and be your maid every weekend. I HAVE A LIFE and I still have keys to the house so I can come and go as I please. The last time I checked, I'll be 32 in about 3 months. I'm not 13, so you need to get a vice grip on your attitude and suck on some big hairy bull's balls, because I will not put up with your attitude. You need me A LOT MORE than I need you. And then you wonder why nobody wants to be bothered to be around you, ESPECIALLY YOUR CHILDREN. Consider the apron strings officially CUT and you officially ignored unless I absolutely have to deal with you. Continue to smoke your crystal crack and leave me the hayle alone!!!! |
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Dang, lil_sunshine! **HUGS** |
Dear L_S:
I'mna need for you to move out ASAFP (as soon as financially possible). Love, nikki1920 |
Dear ol'girl:
You have been formally released from the team!!! Consider this yourself "terminated". It was fun while it lasted. However, your games are less than amusing. If you are so interested in playing games, perhaps you should frequent a player's card at Dave and Busters. Thanks.:cool: |
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1. pay my cell phone bill (this is a NECESSITY) 2. buy food for myself 3. give the devil his $200/month for rent to stay there 4. keep aside transportation fare to get back and forth to work So moving out will be a dream deferred for a hot minute, and in addition I will be making the necessary sacrifices, like the goats and chickens for good luck and prosperity. :D ;) If the final comment I made is offensive to anyone, I'll be sure to delete it in a timely fashion. |
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