"Douglas, you are stem. Katia, you are petal. Together, you make flower."

We're the North Compton Wildcats... We black, we know it, we shake our big booties and show it. We aint white, we aint white. we definitely aint white! BREAK IT DOWN NIGGAZ!

I wanna DANCE!!!

"You asshole! Didn't you see Boyz in the Hood? Now one of us is going to get shot!"

What's today?
October...
It's nudey magazine day!!!

I'm in hell. And look...there's a crucifix in it!

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!
NO!

You do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fosse Fosse Fosse Fosse Fosse! You do Martha Graham Martha Graham Martha Graham, or Twyla Twyla Twyla, or Michael Kidde Michael Kidde Michael Kidde Michael Kidde, or Madonna Madonna Madonna Madonna... but you keep it all inside.

Nobody suspects the fun police.

The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known!

I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I wanna be that anymore!

Grow up Heather. Bulimia is so 1987.

Life's a banquet, but most poor fools are starving to death.

Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

Is this a KISSING book?

wuv..... twue wuv.

If you are a rich lady, and I have boned you...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart. If you are a rich lady, and would like to be boned...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart.

If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer!

Here is someone who stood up.

Damn, I didn't know Nike made dresses.

-Rudey
--From the black chick flick, Love and Basketball.

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

a dream is a wish your heart makes

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.

"It's me taking the bull by the horns. It's a metaphor. But it really happened."

I carried a watermelon... I carried a watermelon?!?

"I'm disinclined to aquiese(sp?) your request; means NO!"

"Yeah, I stabbed a guy through the heart with a trident"

Anything else mom? You want me to mow the lawn? Forgot, New York, no grass.

I think she is the saddest girl ever to hold a martini.

Would you rather ride on the train, dance in the rain, or feel no pain?

What movie?

Put them on Double Secret Probation.

Hey, it's the quiet ones you gotta watch out for. I mean, hey, man, she might put it on a brother like a pop tart.

"Well, when in Rome."

"Listen, this L word (=love), it's so abused and bastardized, you've got to have a fair understanding of yourself before you can experience any of that...."

Brad Pitt

honey, i shrunk the kids...and the neighbor's kids too. i took them out with the trash.

"You son of a bitch, I'm right behind you! Why do you have to make me feel inferior because I'm on the grill, yo? Just turn around and tell me you want a Heffer with cheese, B!"

Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

I feel the need...The Need for Speed.

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today, and he had come to me and he had five thousand dollars, let's just say things would have turned out differently.

You'd like to think that, wouldn't you!?!