not sure if its been posted already, but

DONT keep forcefully pushing my head down if you want head and i dont want to give it to you. you push my head down you get bit. simple as that.

dont expect to cuddle right after. not all girls want to and some appreciate a little cooling off time just like guys!

i think most of the do's have been listed already!

From the Tantra... High Priestess Style...
 

DO:

Take deep breaths upon thrusting and parries for each set of 9...
Spoon your partner(s) for at least 5 minutes when there is stress...
Create a sitz-bath with essential oil aphrodisiacs, i.e. sandalwood and rose water
Create heighten moods with aromatherapeutic candles, namely pink or reds with a strawberry or vanilla scent
Drink plenty of cool water laced with Damiana root extract...


DO NOT:

Introduce the "future" with your significant other before, during and after lovemaking - always be walking in the spiritual space of enjoying the other entity's presence

Allow the area to be sullied by stress and hate. The energy transference causes pain during lovemaking that conflicts with the essence of the soul. It connotes a form of abuse that could be labeled a rape and predisposes to increased risk of all sexually transmitted infections, including yeast.

EVER equate your lovers toward the focal lover. Wholly inappropriate. If sex is more enjoyable from one lover than another, the problem resides in you not the lover. Improve your heart thank love expressions so you achieve the "transcendental expansion".

Are you doing this alone? :rolleyes:

LMAO! :D No, I have a girl, and believe in the romantic candles, music ect ect. but the way you worded it made it seem like if I'm off on any of these things then the whole night is ruined. LMAO! :D

I've noticed that you use the word "Thrust" quite frequently. Very strong terminology.:)

That's what's up!

^5 and amen.

:eek:

ok. so there are some things i havent done before!:) this sounds like some serious baby-making sex right here!

That sounds like some tantric Sting sex.

One must not poke where one does not belong... ;)

something about the word "thrust" that rubs me the wrong way. im not sure if i mean that semi-pun, but really it does.

and is a parry the opposite of a thrust?

The issue is about breathing... Most couples fail to breathe during coitus.

If she's got something that parries my thrust .. . well that would be a rude freakin' awakening.

If his thrust rubs you the wrong way. . . coach him . . . make him do better ;)

Now, that is what I am saying...

his not "his" thrusts (hypothetical "his") that rub me the wrong, its the word, how it sounds. its slowly becoming a trigger word of mine, as is "massage" and current trigger words "moist" and "panties."

umm ok, so carry on while i time travel backwards to sit in Freud's chair for a couple of hours to work this out...

Like, PENIS? ;) :rolleyes: :p

Great - now I've got all my old college fencing moves mixed up with sex.
My favorite fencing t-shirt?
Beat me.
Bind me.
But don't touch me.
Ha ha - fencing humour!

I had a really bad dream last night. I was eating a girl out and she peed all over my face, either that or she got off. They both seem the same in my opinion.

Lesson learned: stop eating a girl out when their legs start shaking.

hijack

I saw "thrust" and "parry" and thought of the cartoon where Daffy Duck was Robin Hood and had his trusty buck and three-quarters staff that he tried to use to get into the castle.

/hijack

If you ever have something quarter staff size thrusting at you in this context . . . I hope you run away :)

And if it looks like daffy duck . . flee also :)

bwhahaha!! Touche! lol

and I will run...so far away...

what if his name is "Porky" but he's not fat?

- Don't be afraid - of taking a chance.
- Do kiss well - and if you don't know what that means, ASK.
- Do take the upper hand - I'll follow right along.
-Don't throw me out of the room immediately afterwards. WTF?
- Do use your tongue - EVERYWHERE.
- Don't bite too hard.
- Do know that I really, really, really enjoy giving head, and those sounds are not make-believe.
- Do know that yes, I will swallow, but you need to make sure I have come before you do.
- Do know that the problem with 69 is that I become so excited I have to let go of you - I'm afraid of biting you, which would be a real mood killer.
- Do ask my favorite position.
- Do talk to me later about what your "favs" were - we can be sure to book a repeat engagement.
- Do understand that just because I am prim and proper during the day doesn't mean I won't let my hair down and **** the hell out of you at night. Still waters run deep.

That's deep! ;) :D

Let me add, I'm sure most men would love you!

Most men? Hell I'm in love NOW!

You boys will make me blush . . .
 

I'm just really missing the fraternity man who is such a "do". Boooooooo on
long-distance relationships and forced celibacy!

Hugs...
 

Okey, how come I am getting this from a Christian Marriage Web Newsletter? :confused:

Anyhow, for those who want to know...

LOL.

"The total hug: While entwined, rub your bodies against each other - as fast or as slow as you want. Use this hug to heat up foreplay or as a sexy activity all its own."

Sounds like straight up humping to me.

"The forceful hug: Grab your mate in a full-body hug and push her against a wall - you'll take her breath away."

Sounds painful and like someone is gonna get hurt.

don't: post about what we do on an internet message board

Those hugs sound nasty.

Do hug me like you are genuinely happy to see me.
Don't try to get your dry hump on while hugging me.

I hear ya playa!!! ;)

Do call me first thing in the morning with your rough voice and say you are thinking of me.

Do perform what I ask you to do after an intense making out session.

Do ask me to wear those heels you like.

Not that I know from experience.... But the use of inflatables during lovemaking just seems counterproductive or is it just me? ;)

call me the young inexperienced one here, but umm... what? (inflatables makes me think of those flotation devices for the pool... or like a blowup doll? i HOPE you have no such experience with the latter...)

Naw girl, there are insertable inflatables these days... I dun seent 'em. Folks appear to enjoy these "utensils"... And yes, they inflate 3-5 times original size... :rolleyes:

DO kiss other places than my mouth...it gets boring and I start watching TV out of the corner of my eye.

DON'T tell me you love my love handles. For God's sake, I weigh 125 pounds! What do you want from me?? I definitely was not willing to continue that romantic liaison right away...