You think Sciencewoman and AGDee get scared when they hear that?

LMFAO! I hollered! Wow, this whole post is brutal Lol!

Speaking of her flight attendant job she worked, CG, you ever get hit on by any passengers? Any pilots?

Ohhhhh yes! :)

Yes, but I was pretty good at dodging turbulence, on and off the plane.

Yes, they’ve tried to land, but I kept the runway closed.

Said Sciencewoman and AGDee are scared of the Viking horn Lol!

I hollered! You never posted about this. Post it in the random thread. I know it will be funny as hell.

The Lions are going to eat some Vikings for dinner on Sunday. No horn is going to stop it. She's delusional.

But I did say nobody is being banned. It's no fun if we can't watch her eat crow.

I’d be excited too if my team finally learned what a winning record is. I mean, does it feel kinda weird?

Ya know, Dee, you’re seriously acting like they’re the Chiefs, when they’re barely out of the Browns phase, lol.

Like… really?

You’d better hope the Vikings win, because if they don’t, I’m going to be driving around in my yellow school bus looking for you. I call it The Yellow Snob Destroyer. So, watch your back.

Is this a career move, Zach? I mean, you’re fantasizing about being a bus driver now? That’s a big step up from the clown car you usually ride around in with the rest of Cowboys Nation.

But don’t worry, if my Vikings lose (and they won’t), I’ll still be here living rent free in your head. Meanwhile, you’ll be busy polishing your “We Dem Boys” participation trophy and Googling what a Super Bowl looks like.

Goodbye, Zach. lol

LMAO! Y’all I’m WEAK! Sat AGDee down like she’s in an interview, asking her does it feel weird that Detroit is winning.

Then told Zach he made a career step up from clown car driver to bus driver. Then told dude he got a We Dem Boys participation trophy. Then dismissed him. I hollered!

CG, you already lit the Browns up enough. Waving the white flag Lol.

If the Vikings lose, CG lit this whole thread up with her witty, condescending come backs and trash talking. She won that battle. Why do short people talk the most shit? LOL!

Yep, better settle in for a long wait. Survival of the fittest seems to working against Sparty.

I’m just going to wait until Sunday. I’m not going to say anything to her until then, because she doesn’t stop. She’ll just keep going.

Lol @ Zach throwing in the towel. Smart because she lit you up. When she said you went from clown car to bus driver, then followed it up with “We Dem Boys” remark, I LMAO!

The ship is sailing. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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I just looked up who’s favored to win, and I’m seeing the Vikings. Vikings are at the top, apparently.

Detroit's defense has a lot of injuries. :(

Well, let’s talk facts, Phrozen. The Lions barely squeezed past my Vikings earlier this season by two points, and that was only because my Vikings missed two field goals and handed the Lions over a turnover. I mean, I was at that game. I saw it. Now, the Lions defense is collapsing, giving up like 32-plus points per game, I think, or something like that, while my Vikings defense has been forcing turnovers weekly. And then Darnold’s sitting at well over 4,000 yards and I think he’s thrown like 30 something-odd touchdowns?

And let’s be real, the Lions just recently decided to be good, like some long lost underdog story, while my Vikings have been like a regular playoff team for years. I mean, honestly? Comparing the the Lions to my Vikings is like comparing a pop-up food truck to a Michelin-starred restaurant. And then with home field advantage, and a bye-week on the line, my Vikings aren’t just playing for the win, we’re reminding the Lions who actually belongs here.

I still think Detroit will win.
LMFAO! LOL! I HOLLERED!

Haha I think she’s scared. Finally showing some fear. I’ve got the Yellow Snob Destroyer warm and ready for another collision with Cheerfulgreek.

Lol! I thought you said you weren’t going to say anything to her until after Sunday’s game.

Nope. Your school bus was stolen, repainted, and listed on Craigslist for $5 bucks by the same guy who sold you on Dak Prescott being elite. Included with the bus is a bonus tray of expired gas station sushi. Pretty fitting, though — both have about the same expiration date as your Cowboys playoff hopes.

Goodbye, Zach. lol

LOL!

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I'm going with the food truck.

LOL! This is some funny shit. Collard greens, salt pork and fatback. That’s foul as hell LMAO!

😂 It is. They could be a combined ad. I can see it now: “Fatback and Salt Pork. Perfect for when you want your jeans and arteries stretched to the limit.”

Might as well change the names to cardiac crack and stroke strips.

ETA: Expired gas station sushi, cardiac crack and stroke strips. That’s one helluva combination right there.

lol
Hilarious! :p

LOL! That’s for real though.

My favorite thing to do on here is to laugh. I’m excited about the Detroit/Minnesota game tomorrow because whichever team wins, it’s going to be massive amounts of trash talking on this thread. I have a feeling somebody isn’t going to show if her team loses though. Just putting that out there Lol

This old story may put me on cheerfulgreek's bad side, but I'll tell it anyway:

Super Bowl IV was played 55 years ago between the Kansas City Chiefs and Minnesota Vikings, and was the first SB I watched on a color tv. Our family watched the game with loads of relatives, over for food and fun, at my grandparents home not too far from the border of Minnesota.

When they asked a very young me which team I thought would win I chose KC, but only because they had red uniforms. I liked the color red, and disliked the color purple.

Everyone else cheered for Minnesota, but the team with the red uniforms won it.

Super Bowl V the next year, between the Baltimore Colts and Dallas Cowboys, wasn't even shown in our state because neither of the teams was from our area. TV stations way back then had the option to not show the Super Bowl, so my Dad had to listen to the big game on the radio as he worked outdoors on our roof.

Interesting Vikings history, Cheerio. I just looked up their four Super Bowls and the last one they were in was in 1977, six years before I was born. I swear, I was born way too late in life. I missed all the great music, and also the excitement of my Vikings going to four Super Bowls.

I’m actually going to see your post as a good sign of luck. My first Vikings Super Bowl will be their first one all over again, except they’ll win this time. Your post is telling me this one will be another Vikings/Chiefs Super Bowl. :)

WIFLSRN:

DA BEARS!!!

That Bears game ending was great!

Wow, Denver is kicking KC's butt. 21-0 right now.

KC didn't play their first string because they didn't need to win. No Mahomes, no Kelce. That's not a real game.

The REAL game starts soon!

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LMAO off at that big ass Lions image. CG stopped responding. I guess she’s scared.

That Lion is big enough to devour all of the Vikings as well as CG's horn, helmet, dress, boots, and ego!

Go Lions!!! It's on!

I didn't know how big it was going to be and I did try to figure out how to resize it but you can't. So it stays ��

:D CG hasn't posted a team cheer tonight, but I recall a different kind of simple cheer performed when FranTarkenton hosted SNL in1977:

Lean to the Left
Lean to the Right
Live from New York
It's Saturday Night

Then there's the Mary Tyler Moore Show reruns, where during the opening credits for a few years they show Mary washing her car while wearing a FranTarkenton number 10 Vikings home uniform.

LMAO!!!