Dear Comcast:
I double dare you to call 9dstpm again. During Law and Order.

Signed,
The Instigator.

:D

Dear Snoop:
Who told you that you were sexy? Sensual Seduction...Sexual Suction...whatever the name of the song. Who told you that you could do that? ((throwing up in my mouth just a teensy bit))

Malnourished dudes are not sexy. Your nipples touch for chrissakes!
That infamous scene in BabyBoy with you wearing the "wifebeater"...you looked like a chicken wing in a tank top.

Stop the madness.

Dear ladylike:

Snoop was a lil sexy when he first came out with Dre. That's before he started looking like a skinny arse vampire pole. Maybe gaining 50lbs would help him.

Dear Cheese Grits:

I know I'm one of those people who can eat breakfast food all day. So I appreciate you being my early dinner because I was feeling like cooking some cheese grits. You were great and I have no excuse to be hungry later when I get out of my meetings. I put A LOT of cheese in you so let's hope you don't hate on my arteries or make my tummy brrrrrrrrrrr. Thanks.

Signed,
Loyal Breakfast Food Customer and Cheese Worshipper

Dear Chaos:
"Skinny arse vampire pole." Yep. That sounds about right.
I can count his ribs. He needs to sensually seduce a plate of chicken and waffles.

Do you have a cheese grits recipe? How do you keep it creamy without becoming a gritty cheese brick?

He looked disgusting in Baby Boy.

I put garlic salt in the boiling water, half a cup more water than I'm supposed to and stir constantly to avoid it getting too thick. Then I get cheddar (or American 2% milk only, depending on how thick I feel like my cheese being) and make a big old bowl of cheese grits. :D YUM.

Dear MKG,

I despise you to the utmost right now. Like no lie on the hate that is flowing in my veins right now.http://www.pledgepark.com/images/smilies/rotf.gif

Dear guyfriend,

WHY ON EARTH CAN'T YOU JUST PICK UP THE PHONE?????? I told you I wanted to be in something real and you agreed. I told you that I hate people not fulfilling their side of the relationship and contacting me. And you told me you understood. So why are you doing this? If I can have time to call you by working two jobs AND studying for the MAT, why can't you? If you don't improve VERY SOON you are going to get dropped!!!!

JB13 :mad: :(

Dear Homework,

Go away.

Signed,
Stressed Over School

Dear Lady at WIC Office:

Wanna know why your supervisor had a chat with you today? It was because you talked to me and Hubby like we're Champagne and Lucious with 6 kids by 5 different daddies. Hubby came into the office with Babyperson 9dstpm in his carrier to sign him in and you told him that he was carrying him wrong. I was at the reception desk and heard you tell him that. Hubby asked you quite nicely to please show him the right way to carry Babyperson. Not only did you get an attitude you then said and I quote, "Ya'll need to stop having all these kids and not taking care of them." Hubby asked for an apology and you refused saying that you know that you were right. I then asked the clerk at reception who you were and who your supervisor was because I needed to have a word with her. I let her know that even though we are receiving WIC, we did not deserve to be spoken to in the manner that you talked to us. I was a single parent once upon a time and I remember how hurtful social workers and the like talked to me and my now oldest son. This is why people are hesitant to apply for social services even when they are eligible for them. People like you are the reason why I went into social work: to show people that we are all not judgmental jerks like you and that there ARE some really nice people who will go the extra mile to help them. You really need to be glad that I wasn't 100% today or else Duval County Health Department and the Department of Health and Human Services would have heard an earful from me.

Signed,

Outspoken Mama

Dear 9dstpm:

I apologize for that worker. This is my job (I do benefits, though, not WIC) and I forget sometimes. I too, am a single parent, and do my best to treat every client of mine with respect, kidness and some humor every now and then. It's hard sometimes, like today, but then I read stories like this and remember that not everyone is "the welfare mother" stereotype. I do my best to go above and beyond when I can. Thanks for reminding me of that. :)

PS:
and just where are our pics of babyperson 9dstpm?

Signed,
Overworked and vastly underpaid social service employee

Dear 9dstpm,

I feel ya! I went through a similar experience at WIC and never went back. Mind you, I was 24 years old, in college, worked part-time, and that was my only child (and still is). I also became a social worker because I saw how others got treated and didn't like it at all.

signed,

mulattogyrl

OMG do I second this motion! I am taking the summer off to chill. Haven't done that in 4years!!!! Being that I thought I was super woman trying to go from one Masters to another without a breather....STOOOPID!!!:eek:

This bears repeating. I can hear from Kappafriend and the other guy I tried to talk to but was too busy with law school but I can't hear from you?

Dear Usher,

In the last few days I have been reading the celebrity blogs. Your child was born in November. It is now almost April. WHERE IS YOUR CHILD???? Please don't have us wondering it this child is real (like Suri). At the rate you're going, we'll see Jamie Lynn's child before yours. BTW, I'm not feeling your new song.

Signed,
JB13

Dear Soror JB13,

I totally forgot that Usher and his wife had a baby. You'd think we would have seen some pictures in Ebony at least. Hmm.

Signed,

9dstpm

Dear 9dstpm and JB1913:

I said the same thing yesterday. Urshmeka aint got no baby. Usher Raymond V does not exist. And yes, the new song is wiggity wack. :( booo...and hiss.

Sincerely,
nikki1920

Dear Verizon:
Did ya'll shut off the phone AT 12:01 am exactly? I mean dang. Saturday IS a business day, couldn't you have at LEAST waited until 5 or something? I paid the bill, now when I get home, I'd better hear a dial tone.

hugs and kisses,
angry customer