KMart: cheap crap - and even crappier service.



Greek Chat

Greek Chat - fulfilling your daily requirement of snark!


BMW

You drive it, you can't afford it but you look 'good' in it/





Norton Anti Virus

Norton Anti Virus- Give us tons of your hard earned money and we will put even more viruses on your computer in return!!!




NFL

We Kill'em, we dogfight'em, we dope'em, and sell lots of merchandise....

You keep watching, attending, and tailgating as we get richer!

The No Fun League is where it's at....









NBA

NBA- Never expect your shows to come on on time, we have to do a 45 minute recap of the game!




Ice Skating

Ice Skating: For those times you're feeling a little too coordinated and graceful...



NHL

Sponsored by the American Dental Association - with just cause.








Amazon.com

For the xenophobic AND angoraphobic shoppers - we know getting past phobias is overrated


Totes umbrellas

you know you want a bumbershoot like Rhianna's.

Icy Hot

Icy Hot : When you're not sure if you've injured yourself or if you're just sore.



Pringles

When you're not into that whole "individualist" b.s.


Fabreze

Even if you have worn the same pants for 2 weeks, they can still smell dryer fresh!



Quickbooks

Quickbooks: The Quick & Easy Way to Crash Your System




Flintstones Gummy Vitamins

Flintstones Gummy Vitamins- the perfect way to completely confuse kids as to what is medicine and what is candy

Clorox Disinfecting Wipes