NO... TAKE THAT BACK! ALTON BROWN IS GOD!

Vanilla

Paula Dean or Sons?

Paula Dean




Rice Pudding or Chocolate Souffle?







ALTON BROWN IS TEH DEBIL!

Chocolate Souffle

Alton Brown is the God of everything wonderful in the world of Cooking!

Ahem..

30 minute meals or $40 a day?

30 Minute Meals


Emeril's BAM or Rachael Ray's YUMMO?



Alton Brown blows goats. I have proof.

yummo by default


Next Food Network Star or Top Chef?

Alton brown makes goats taste yummy! And explains the science too!

Top Chef!

Comedy Central or Cartoon Network's Adult Swim?

Comedy Central!

South Park or Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

South Park


Family Guy or the Simpsons


ALTON BROWN IS THE MOST AMAZING COOK AND SCIENTIST ON THE EARTH!

Family Guy!

Family Guy or Futurama?

Oh and THANK YOU for the Alton love :D

Family Guy

The War at Home or According to Jim?

The War At Home...I guess. Don't really watch either of those shows.


Cleaning the kitchen or cleaning the bathroom?

Cleaning the kitchen

(Bebe, watch more of The War at Home, its hilarious!)

Water plain or flavored water?

plain

Letter bling: Lavalier or pinky ring?

Lavalier.

So...I'm the original food network addict. It's all I watch really. Alton Brown is okay but the show is boring to me.
I love Rachael because she has no patience for waiting and she's a huge dork though her personality is very overwhelming sometimes.
Paula Dean and sons...ugh. And Giada's teeth? I can't stop looking, her mouth is so wide!
Iron Chef America is cool, I love Cat Cora and her ouzo shots at the end of the competition.
Food Network challenges never fail to entertain me.
Unwrapped is pretty damn awesome.

Yeah, that's my spiel on Food Network. I told you I'm an addict. Also Top Chef is the greatest show on Bravo right now!

Okay, anyway, back on the rails.

Sport kid moms and dads or Showdog moms and dads?

Both are nauseating.

I agree with you on everything except Alton Brown being boring. :p
Did you see Iron Chef America With Rachel Ray/Batali vs. Giada/Flay? Battle Cranberries!

Also, has anyone seen The Monastery on TLC?

Chicken or Sea Bass?

/aladdin