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AlexMack 10-26-2006 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by CutiePie2000 (Post 1346658)
HA HA..I can think of 2.

I hope I am on that list. I am preparing my application as we speak!

pinkies up 10-26-2006 08:17 PM

I am just in shock!! We could pull together and have a college. GC University. What courses would we offer? (I'm afraid of the responses)

chitownxo 10-26-2006 08:51 PM

I know many of my fellow female GC'ers are quite sad that they cannot attend Hyles-Anderson due to the vast distance involved. I, too, was crestfallen. I realize since I do not raise/can/freeze our food, do not sew, and basically expect the dh to pick up after himself, I am being an unsupportive mate. The horror!!! Thankfully, I stumbled on this amazing website - http://www.christianwomanhood.org I have seen the error of my ways, and I truly repent.

At first, I was heartbroken when I realized that I just missed the Christian Womanhood Spectacular, but I soon cheered up when I saw that I could order books to help me serve my husband like....

1) Woman the Completer by Dr. Jack Hyles
2) A Wife’s Purpose by Cindy Schaap
3) Woman, the Assembler by Beverly Hyles
4) Decorating Your Home Creatively and Inexpensively by Frieda Cowling (it comes with a DVD!!!)

Wow...I think I know what I'm getting for Christmas....

AlexMack 10-26-2006 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by chitownxo (Post 1346757)
I know many of my fellow female GC'ers are quite sad that they cannot attend Hyles-Anderson due to the vast distance involved. I, too, was crestfallen. I realize since I do not raise/can/freeze our food, do not sew, and basically expect the dh to pick up after himself, I am being an unsupportive mate. The horror!!! Thankfully, I stumbled on this amazing website - http://www.christianwomanhood.org I have seen the error of my ways, and I truly repent.

At first, I was heartbroken when I realized that I just missed the Christian Womanhood Spectacular, but I soon cheered up when I saw that I could order books to help me serve my husband like....

1) Woman the Completer by Dr. Jack Hyles
2) A Wife’s Purpose by Cindy Schaap
3) Woman, the Assembler by Beverly Hyles
4) Decorating Your Home Creatively and Inexpensively by Frieda Cowling (it comes with a DVD!!!)

Wow...I think I know what I'm getting for Christmas....

Your signature quote is eerily appropriate for this post. Which is funny because Jack Hyles says that appropriate is one of the most important words in the english language.

AOIIalum 10-26-2006 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by chitownxo (Post 1346757)

1) Woman the Completer by Dr. Jack Hyles

I swear, I thought that said Woman the Computer.

That is all.

GeekyPenguin 10-26-2006 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by chitownxo (Post 1346757)
I know many of my fellow female GC'ers are quite sad that they cannot attend Hyles-Anderson due to the vast distance involved. I, too, was crestfallen. I realize since I do not raise/can/freeze our food, do not sew, and basically expect the dh to pick up after himself, I am being an unsupportive mate. The horror!!! Thankfully, I stumbled on this amazing website - http://www.christianwomanhood.org I have seen the error of my ways, and I truly repent.

At first, I was heartbroken when I realized that I just missed the Christian Womanhood Spectacular, but I soon cheered up when I saw that I could order books to help me serve my husband like....

1) Woman the Completer by Dr. Jack Hyles
2) A Wife’s Purpose by Cindy Schaap
3) Woman, the Assembler by Beverly Hyles
4) Decorating Your Home Creatively and Inexpensively by Frieda Cowling (it comes with a DVD!!!)

Wow...I think I know what I'm getting for Christmas....


From that website...

"Far too much time, far too much money, and far too much emphasis in this country is spent on developing the mind of a child."

Right, buddy.

cutie_cat_4ever 10-26-2006 10:48 PM

I'm speechless....good lord....:eek:

shinerbock 10-26-2006 11:18 PM

"that help today's woman be more effective for Christ in her home, in her local church, and in her day-to-day life."
--What a terrible purpose right? Some people these days.

Its amazing we still let these radical Christians exist. I mean they "care" so much about other people that they want to see them find Christ...how ridiculous. Women like this are just terrible,and a threat to us all, putting God and family first...disgusting.

steelepike 10-26-2006 11:24 PM

gonna say no to attending this college. i don't think i'd send my hated enemies to this place.

AlexMack 10-26-2006 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by GeekyPenguin (Post 1346805)
From that website...

"Far too much time, far too much money, and far too much emphasis in this country is spent on developing the mind of a child."

Right, buddy.

I just read an article about teaching boys to be men. Apparently the author's son got some sort of blood poisoning from the sun because his sock was too short and he had to put a cream on it!

My goodness, fundies even get unique ailments from the rest. It is truly a gift of god!

Jimmy Choo 10-26-2006 11:58 PM

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: That's all that needs to be said about this "school".

JonInKC 10-27-2006 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by KatieKate1244 (Post 1048221)
I've gone over the website several times looking for the little blurb that says :this website is a spoof," a la Landover Baptist. I can't find it. Yikes.

You are awesome for dropping the name of Landover Baptist. I LOVED that site.

AlphaFrog 10-27-2006 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by AOIIalum (Post 1346801)
I swear, I thought that said Woman the Computer.

That is all.

Glad I'm not the only one who did that.:)

texas*princess 10-27-2006 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by RACooper (Post 1048106)
ROTFL I just read that "degree" program...

Beginning Sewing, Beginning Cooking I&II, Preperation for Marriage, Home Decorating, Communication in Marriage, Intermediate Sewing, Nutrition and Cooking, Woman the Completer, Woman the Encourager, How to Rear Infants, Decorating for Special Events, Understanding your Husband, How to Rear Teenagers, Canning and Freezing, Cooking for Guests, Sewing Ladies Clothes, Sewing Drapes & Other Household Items....

Haha.. this gives a whole new meaning for women who go to college just to get their "MRS." :p I think this degree program would have worked out fairly well for some females I knew in college

AlphaFrog 10-27-2006 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by RACooper (Post 1048106)
ROTFL I just read that "degree" program...

Understanding your Husband


Is this an Honors class? It sounds harder then the Honors Marine Geology 301 class I took my Jr. year, and that was the hardest SOB class I've ever taken.


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