I read the first 8 recaps last week at work and laughed repeatedly especially anytime she mentioned Lynette's boys or Susan's fiascos.

i love all the melrose place and passions references. and i was a big fan of when she was telling paul the correct way to bury someone they've murdered.

BWAHAHAHAHA @ her how to bury guide. I died but she was right. He buried Ms. Huber in broad day light? Are you kidding me? I would have drove to another state and buried her in the deep black of night.

I wonder who will get custody of Zach when folks realize Paul murdered Mrs. Huber?

The Melrose references are hilarious. I never watched Passions so those are over my head at times but still funny.

and with the blender!!!!

i watched passions back when it first started and haven't watched it in at least 2-3 years and yet the things she talks about that are going on now were still going on when i last watched. it's like i never stopped!

ONE WORD:

DRAMA!

DITTO!!!!! I am still trying to thoroughly wrap my mind around the ep from last night.

You know!! I will definitely have to read the recap on it!!

I'm ready to comment, lol. So the Solis' have cheap firewood that that passport was only scorched and moderately burned?!?!!?

REX still would not have come back in my house, no matter how much my kids whined. They want to take care of him, go visit him everyday in his hotel room!!!

The naked nanny. . . .it was only a matter of time before they got rid of her.

That's what I was thinking. Because I CLEARLY remember her throwing it into the MIDDLE of the fire AND her sitting there and watching it. Now, does Mark Cherry really believe that even thouh DH had not been on in like a month that we would forget??:confused:

I mean I know it is hard to wear a pretty gown and talk about a car inside of a mall for a few hours when you are used to lying on your booty all day but come on.

Oh yesterday I was talking to a coworker who said that Jesse Metcalfe (plays gardener) was on Ellen and said that Eva Longoria (GABRIELLE) has REALLY STANK BREATH!! LMAO

Speaking of Advertisers:

Were you all a little :eek: that the Buick promo featured a Af-Am female? I was a little :eek: because DHs target audience really isn't Af Ams. The only time you'd see a promo like that would be during the BET awards, Source Awards, Image Awards etc. etc. :D :rolleyes:

DAYUM!!:o That is DEAD wrong to announce that on TV.

I don't pay attention to commercials, lol but I was tripping to see the Black woman get out of her car to check on Lynette and Matt.

I was getting ready to go throw a load of clothes in the wash and did a double-take. I forgot for a minute there that I was watching ABC during prime-time Sunday night and I was not watching a show targeting my people. . .

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Lynette and Matt settle in to sleep. Lynette mumbles something about Matt setting up the coffee maker. Whiny, whiny -- and why does it matter, on the weekend, if they have to wait five extra minutes for the coffee to brew? I assume the next day is a weekend day, at any rate, because who shops for a water heater on a weekday if it's not an emergency, which this doesn't appear to be. On the other hand, who the hell buys a water heater at the mall? Anyway, Lynette nags Gay Matt into getting out of bed to go downstairs to set up the coffee maker.


Right on, Jessica!! Especially that whole water heater AT THE MALL storyline. I have never purchased one myself but I figured Lowes or Home Depot would have it before Kaufmann's or Dillards.

Meanwhile, Claire is loading the washer. In the dead of night. And, mid-load, she notices that there's some baby food on her robe, and she tosses it into the washer along with everything else, leaving her naked. In someone else's house. That doesn't make a lot of sense to me, but let's go with it. But tragically, and unsurprisingly, as Claire skitters back to her room naked -- and why was she walking around naked under her robe in a house with three little boys anyway?-- she runs into Gay Matt, who is, of course, utterly entranced by Claire's boobies.

Exactly!! I don't do naked at work which is essentially where Claire is. It was on the rinse cycle which can be STOPPED. Why not run into your room, put some pajamas on and then throw the robe in the washing machine?