There are some things that just should not be written about as an actual article. I did not even read the article, lol.

Re: Nasty s**t
 

BARF! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Cops: Tempers flared, wife killed husband with ax

They say she later taught fourth-grade class and then cleaned up


http://www.freep.com/news/locoak/farm15_20040515.htm


She's a bad mamma jamma:eek:

Wow!!! She just snapped!!! I feel sorry for her and the family. But, when you've had enough....then watch out!!!

Cornucopia of STRANGE
 

Suitcase Containing Human Remains Found Near Bridge; Third This Month


Thief Slips Away With Nearly 5,000 Pounds Of Used Restaurant Grease

Police Fingerprint Bit-Off Finger To Find Jaguar's Victim
9-Fingered Man Left Extremity At Zoo, Is Banned For Life

Naww.....sorry, gotta disagree. Homegirl did not "just snap". She drove to Home Depot, (my additions now) checked out their display of axes, picked each one up to see which one felt best in her hands, stood in line, paid for that mugg, drove back home--without running any red lights or getting a ticket--and then beat that man to death.

Then she had the NERVE to teach her 4th grade class and go BACK to Home Depot to get stuff to clean up "Excuse me Mr. Home Depot man, does this get out blood? What about brain matter?"

Whooooo! I'm scared-a her!! I'm sure she will use the "I just snapped" defense though.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Eclipse

"Excuse me Mr. Home Depot man, does this get out blood? What about brain matter?"

OK....you had me LMAO at this comment!!!!
:D

If I never told you this before, hear me good now, GET IN THE HANDBASKET!!

Re: Cornucopia of STRANGE
 

I read the one about the suitcase with human remains in it. Very interesting!!! As a forensic science major I'm curious to know more............:p

Re: Nasty s**t
 

Um, wow!!


Ok, I'm tired of people claiming every darn thing tastes like chicken.

That was gross, but this line did crack me up:

Kelly said he believed Loader's story and "stayed away from him" during the rest of his time in prison.

She really did!

Oh, and I feel so sorry for the son who is graduating from college this spring. How awful!!


ETA: The chicken grease story. My theory is that the thief was planning a fish fry...either him or Pookie and 'nem. He needed the grease. If errbody (momma and 'nem, his 2 baby's mama, and his cousin earl) was planning to come...the amount spent on cooking oil could really add up.

from article...

"A thief has slipped away with nearly 5,000 pounds of used cooking grease bound for recycling.

Authorities say the grease from three restaurants has a resale value of about $380."

I will never look at Vasaline the same
 

Vaseline Man Can't Slip Cops
MAY 18--Meet Robert Chamberlain. The 44-year-old Virginia man was arrested earlier this month and charged with felony criminal mischief for damaging a Motel 6 room in upstate New York. But Chamberlain, who has spent time on the pipe, wasn't breaking windows or throwing the television off the balcony. He was nabbed for slathering Vaseline on every single thing in Room 205--mattresses, pillows, sheets, furniture, carpeting, blankets, the TV, etc.


Read the whole story here

Dude was just tryin' to be slick.......get it.......SLICK!


Aaaaannnyyyywhooo, here's the real story.

Ewwwwwwww

He looks like the neighborhood kids call him Herb the Perv.