I'm an aspiring writer (working on a novel) and might have to attempt this. LOL
http://www.venus.com/viewproduct.asp...isplayID=24785

This could be a comedy play also.

My version of THE THING with Pink Sequined Hose
 

My own recruitment story would have been all kinds of boring, so I made up something better....complete with cheerleader twins, sequined pantyhose, and the thing.

http://www.greekchat.com/gcforums/sh...d.php?t=149854

Hope you like it!

OMG OMG OMG, I almost forgot. When we were on our cruise there was a lady dressed like a hooker who had on pink sequined fishnets!! She was rather large in size, and thought she was the bomb at the casino. She kept flirting (badly) with the dealer, doing something she called "glitter fingers" and wiggling her fingers around before she looked at her cards. I literally choked on my drink when I saw her walk up to our table. I kept telling my husband--SHE'S GOT ON PINK SEQUINED PANTYHOSE!!! LMAO

In the late 80s, it was (briefly) popular to wear embellished pantyhose with a short prom dress. But it was usually black hose with some sort of rhinestone pattern. NOT pink and NOT sequins!

I think I wore a cobalt-blue, short strapless dress, and my pantyhose were off-black with a row of tiny rhinestones up the back of the legs. I'm sure I wore a gaudy rhinestone necklace and earrings too.

*shudders*

I just read that recruitment story.
That was insane.
I can't stand the way she writes/talks, but I am sad there was no ending!!