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LOL @ Cotton Picking
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HC I gotta put a STAY OUT sign on the BLVD for some peeps? HC this is my lunch time and every dang body wants to come talk to a sista? HC why do say COTTON PICKING? HC we did ENOUGH of that isht during slavery? HC my mama told me the same thing, look it up in the dictionary? HC since my phonics and phonetics were the bomb sans HOOKED ON PHONICS & the PHONICS GAME I usually could handle that task just fine? HC you forgot I was the SPELLING BEE CHAMP in 1985 @ JOHN DEWEY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL in WARRENSVILLE HEIGHTS?!?! :p HC oh my God, Danger? HC I just wanted to say that? HC I have poetry block right now? |
HC I got my morning chuckle from the GC Ohio Players, as usual?
HC a certain serial freakazoid poster just won't get a f#@*&=%@ life? :rolleyes: HC I always look forward to Jim Rome sassing jocks on his radio show in the morning? :p HC I'm just having the last of my Thanksgiving leftovers for lunch? HC I'm making plans on how to spend what's left from the paycheck after the rent is paid? HC, HC? |
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HC I'm not a playa though I just crush a lot? HC that is a joke for the pickle bus riders of GC? HC I want to send a special shout out and WAVE to the Silent Readers of GC? http://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/xyxwave.gif HC gotta gooooooo time for class? |
hc this is my first hc post?
hc you never see R. Kelly romantical connected with anyone? hc usher chest was looking kinda good in the you got it bad video? hc ray j. is off the map when usher came back on the scene? hc when i was down in the village celebrating my best friend's birthday, we walked into the flower shop and they were selling COTTON like they were a dozen of roses? hc if Big MaMaBuddha saw that she would probably flip and have flashbacks? hc nyc rents are still high as ever? hc none of the bill collectors really care if you were effected by the WTC tradegy, they just want their money? hc my friend called me on her cell phone from a small country in japan and she sounded crystal clear and i can't even talk on my cell phone in my apartment. hc at& t sucks? hc blackplanet sucks? hc you can never access a blackplanet page with out loggin on. hc men don't get cramps? hc most of the students i teach are like 6'5'? hc come the 13-15 girls all look older then me? hc some little 12 year boy tried to holla and called me thickness? hc he wasn't with his mama somewhere? hc i like the song by n'sync called "gone" hc BET is pumping it regularly? hc the one you love the most...is the one that kicks you in the face with the BS? hc when you get play when you are in a relationship? hc when you are alone nobody wants to holla? more hc lata.... |
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Hc you need SOMETHING to make you smile while you are at work? HC the work is surely not going to cut it? |
The Boondocks and Miss Cleo
HC I love the Boondocks?
HC this is the only comic strip I read faithfully and have ever read faithfully? HC this comic strip is so on point as far as Black culture? HC this week, they are clowning Miss Cleo? HC CALL ME NOW? HC Miss Cleo is believed to have known about the events of 9/11 and the FBI are hunting her down? HC I get the Boondocks as my morning coffee since SLOlumbus does not get it in the Dispatch? HC thanks to 12dn94dst (MIA) I am now a faithful Boondocks reader? HC you too can be a faithful reader? HC I get it on my MY YAHOO page? HC here is their official site: http://www.boondocks.net/? HC they have a book? HC I want it for Christmas? HC you can get it for me if you would like?:D HC you would be my friend for life? HC I still want to know why Jermaine Dupri has never entertained the notion of getting his grill fixed? |
Plastic surgery...
HC most things you can fix?
HC I wonder if you don't like the shape of your eyes, can they fix those, like your actual eyeballs? HC if you don't like your height, you are STUCK? HC, when you really think about it, that's a trip? HC if you want less breastage, you can get that? HC if you want more breastage, you can get that? HC I wonder if you want a ghetto booty, can they give you that? HC I wonder if they can put silicone in your butt? HC I wonder if it would feel like you were sitting on jelly? HC I am LMAO @ the thought of that? *swish, swish* LMAO HC I don't really know what made me think of any of that? |
Pregnancy HCs
HC people say stupid sh*t to you when you're pregnant?
Example: You're too small to be 6 1/2 months. You must be doing something wrong. HC I looked at her like WTF? HC I'm tired of folks asking me WHY I'm not showing much? HC I'm just "carrying small" HC my Mom carried small also. HC my doctor basically told me those peole are playa hating :D HC my baby is FINE and kicking up a storm right now. HC I'm glad I can come here and vent |
The real question is...
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HC next time you should tell them: yes, I'm starving my baby, and drinking on top of that!? HC, nosy, truly unconcerned, just wanna have somethin' to say binches, HC? And, since we're venting... HC people think that since you have ONE car length in front of you, that is their signal to get over? :mad: HC then they get mad when you ride their bumper? HC you can't expect much else when you get in front of me and you KNOW I'm going 65-70mph? HC that crap ticks me off EVERY morning? HC people ack so ignorant when it rains? HC I realize every morning and every afternoon, I need a car service? HC I think I need that more than I need a masseuse? HC I have done really well, though? HC I haven't had a RR incident in a minute, at least a week and a half? HC I fell off the RR wagon? HC they say you're on the wagon when you are trying to quit something? HC I really wonder where that came from? HC I wonder if there is a website of cliche origens? HC (after I'm done working diligently :rolleyes: ) I'm going to look and see? HC I had to come back and edit my post for the smilie? HC GC doesn't read smiles from right to left, sort of like PEMDAS? HC if GC SEES that I started with :rolleyes, then the last : should attach to that, NOT the following parenthesis? |
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HC Toocute do you know if the baby you are having is a girl or boy??
HC I LOVE babies w/ all my heart and soul?! HC that does not mean I want to have one right now!! ;) HC Ideal, I be getting mad at folx on the road while I'm sitting in the passenger seat?! HC Stupid drivers, HC?? HC CT4 always cracks me up?! HC sometimes, y'all really make my day go from "bad" to "smiles"!! HC I love y'all for that!! :D HC CT4, did you see that MAD TV episode when they were clowing Cleo?? HC that was some funny isht!!!! HC this lady asked Cleo "Well, on Sept. 10th, did you see anything wrong was going to happen on Sept 11th?? HC Cleo said "NO"?! HC the lady said "Well, how about on the 8th did you see anything re: the 11th?! HC Cleo still said "NO"?! :mad: HC I was DYING LAUGHING!!!!! HC Fake azz psychics, HC?! HC If you can save lives with your gift, do it?! HC CkretCrush, do you have a "secret crush"?? HC I do!!! HC "Shish, don't tell nooooboday?! HC MamaBuddha, I'm feeling you on getting play only when you're with somebody?! :mad: HC where were you when I was alone?? HC were you watching from the sidelines?? :confused: HC I feel bad sometimes though b/c I will NEVER pick up on a man?! HC you have to say to me "I LIKE YOU!" or else my slow butt will never know?! HC Craig David needs to utter those words to me?! HC **SIGH** |
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HC I just refuse to feel stupid thinking somebody likes me and they don't? HC I'd rather stay in the dark? |
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HC we are going to wait until the birth to find out HC I think it's a boy :D HC I have a sonogram pic with the legs and I think I see a little "package" :D HC my mom and my husband think I'm nuts. HC my Dad believes me though! He think it's a little package too! HC hubby wants us to keep the names we picked to ourselves until the birth HC I told my greekchat family the names we picked on the baby names thread !! HC I feel so sneaky doing that ;) |
HC?
people send you a PM? when you go to respond, you can't respond? you can't respond because their inbox is full? wtf? :eek: PUHLEEZE CLEAN OUT YOUR PMs? I have been guilty of this mydayumself? I'm lmao? |
H TF C?
HC folks choose to mess with you when you're PMSin?
HC they'd betta Reck-on-eyes before they get beat to the white meat? HC I'm so grumpy I could tear someone's head off? HC @ work today I met some prime candidates? HC this ghetto booty, 10lbs weave wearing, gold tooth suckin heffa came in? HC she got mad because she couldn't have her way? HC the heffa had the NERVE to say I make young blacks look bad? HC I asked the cow "and just how is that ?"? HC she told me because I'm like the one's who want a paycheck, but don't want to work? HC I told her, I was doing more than earning mine buy just sitting there entertaining her garbage? HC the mgr more than agreed? HC I was following policy? HC she was askin for it?:mad: HC this is free therapy? :p ;) :D |
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