Well, if your cat is purring she's obviously happy. Cats only purr when they're content and/or happy.:p

If you're running your chapter underground, talk about it all over the Internet.

If you attend the University of Phoenix, make sure you inquire about the Online Greek System and their recruitment process.

I am getting my PhD in biochemistry, and I get your joke now, thanks! I think the way it was originally written was confusing.

RANDOM INCORRECT ADVICE: If you have less than a 3.0 in undergrad, you should definitely apply for medical school, law school, or graduate school.

Yesterday, my sister saw this over my shoulder and was horrified. She thought this was a serious statement. :p

If you ask enough people on GC, you'll get a grant to get recognized on campus again!

Turn signals are optional.

When you see a police officer, try to out-run him.

When a doctor says "This will hurt me more than it hurts you," they are telling the truth.

Also, despite what you've heard, tattoos are removeable. Telling you that they are permanent is just a myth propagated by conservative mothers. All you need to remove it is a bit of rubbing alcohol and a Mr Clean Magic Eraser.

A PhD in biochemistry--that's so awesome!:p Good luck to you, I know you'll do very well.:)

Random incorrect advice: Dogs are color blind.

When you go through recruitment, don't worry about your personal appearance at all. After all, if they don't like you for WHO you are then screw 'em. AND don't bother looking at "bottom tier" chapters. You are the spoiled little princess and only want the BEST.

LOL!

When a guy beats you every week ladies, stay with him. He's teaching you how to take a punch. It's no way he's ABUSING you.

Flouncing is a safe option always

If you are right-handed, complete all school assignments by writing with your left hand.

You should always get into a GLO based on their color scheme