Dej, I went back and read it and understood it perfectly!

Now that is the trick if I go back and read it and dont understand it!!!!!!:D

Siob, you rule girl :) I doubt it's a D Phi E thing though, being as the HQ is in St. Louis. They all love their Rams!

Tom, well of course you understood it perfectly. YOU WROTE IT!
lol

Anyways.
lol
I'm out.

Jess

HAHA!!!!
 

Dej, youse dont understan' I have (use ta) go back and read my posts and could not understand them either!!!!!!!!:D

It all comes off my head and bad typosing!

I need you in my slate and collection of persons surrounding me in my election!:D

Please give me an idea I need YA:)

Am getting to mushy headed working 11 hr days!!!!:mad:

At first I was a bit "screw you" on this one, but then DAMN YOU. Youre right. Last night I had a guest over. (Not ilovemyglo for those of you following along at home) So were messing around, I had rounded third base and was being waved in to home plate when I was asked, "Wanna try sex?"

<like ya needed to ask>

But since my "guest" is a lowly freshman, and I am slightly *cough* older, I didnt wanna take advantage and hook up because this freshman (like all of them) is a bit self-concious and insecure. Also I could tell my guest wasnt really ready, but was trying to please me. So I said, "Why dont we wait a little longer till you know me better and feel a little more relaxed with the situation. Would that be OK?" My guest said "sure," and seemed a bit releaved. So we moved on to other tasks, and crash out. This morning, when my guest was headded home I suddenly realized what the hell I had done and the only thing that came to mind is the sound/music they play after you over bid or loose on the "Price is Right." Alls I could say was, "Damn" as Bob Barker motioned me off the playah stage and said his token, "Bye Bye now. We'll have the showcase showdown coming up, right after these messages."

I was trying to score points and be a gentleman instead of just getting my sausage wet.

Ima a dumb ass right? Wadda ya'll think?

I think you did the right thing. She'll respect you more for it. Trust me. ;)

OMG!! Definetely goes in the GC best line Hall of Fame.

the guys are going to be all over you for not heading home on that one, but as a woman, that was awesome of you. very gentlemanly and probably something this girl wanted/needed to hear. she'll respect you more for that, and maybe you'll respect yourself more.

you read that girls signs and body language perfectly it sounds like, you knew she wasn't ready and was probably doing it only to please you - and even though you had that booty in the bag, you did the "right thing" and didn't take advantage of the situation. very cool in my book.

who actually says "wanna try sex" i didn't know it was like an ice cream flavor - like, hey wanna try chunky monkey? ;)

That was just funny.

lol

WHOA...and what exactly does that position consist of?

damasa strikes again!

*Temptation, temptation, temptation*

I personally think all the daddies in the world should be glad that upstanding young men (no pun intended :rolleyes: ) such as yourself exist!

well . . . it's a little bit half-lotus position, a touch of slap-and-giggle, and a dash of chocolate covered pretzels. A bit proletarian for someone as sexually advanced as yourself, blaine.

now, if you'd asked how to play parking cone houdini, then i would have been forced to explain over PM . . .

////edited for misspelling

-dies laughing-

gross that's the first time I've heard someone say "get my sausage wet". That visual image is really really gross LOL. Good for you for not nailing her. I know I would appreciate it if I were that girl (being the unsuspecting guy-obsessed freshman girl virgin that I am LOL).