_________NOT ONLY ARE MY T*** ON PERMAPOINT NOW MY THROAT IS CLOSING UP FML I CAN'T SWALLOW :( F THIS WEATHER WITH A POGO STICK!!!


wtf

Hahaha for a second, I thought I had stumbled upon the "What do you feel like saying" thread, and I was appalled that you would say something like that. Then I realized where I was. Hehe! :D

I saw this status update and thought of this thread...

____ ______ congradulates the new studly brother's of xx kappa xxxxx.

(That's from their president btw. And you can guess the GLO).

Here's another one
 

This person sent me a resume, so I decided to see if he had a Facebook page. Among some of the "gems" on it, I saw this:

"I need to read but I do not commence a lot of reading books." :eek::eek::eek:

Well, you KNOW what pile his resume went into!

The grammar and spelling are hurting my eyes!

You can make a pregnancy album on Facebook if you like. That's fine. BUT INCLUDING SEVERAL SHOTS OF THE THREE PREGNANCY TESTS YOU TOOK (the first two were store brand, then since you didn't believe the store brand you bought the EPT?) AND TAGGING ALL THOSE WHO WERE PRESENT (for conception? or for the test-taking? I'm left wondering) IS. NOT. OKAY.

Ditto AOEForme times a million. You PEED on that, c'mon.

Another cousin *sigh*

<mEH>iiS LYK()U KANT SAii FUCK AT SKULL U FUCKiiN FAT ASS.(<hER>)FUCKiiTY FUCK FUCK FUCK(<.

We've told their parents. They're not concerned. :(

I have a lot of friends that state:

YO I WANT A GRRL WID A PHAT AZZZ AND EAZY ... LETS HVE TX SEX..
or
FUQ BROKE AZZ NECCAS
or
SHYT BITCHES TRYNA PLAY ME TO DA LEFF..

Gosh, if I had an automatic spell check slapper these people would have been slapped numerous times because it is so embarrassing that they get through to their age groups through this type of status chat. Whatever happened to "is having a great day!" or "i just got a 100 on my test." bring these type of statuses back. lol

You need new friends.

Anyway, here are some more:

"____________ is having a girly moment I FEEL FAT YO =[ and it doesnt help when mom points it out every 3.5 seconds"

"____________ in souf beach @ mama's hotel studying for my final tomorrow morning :\ blehhh"

"____________ The question: "Do you wanna get blazed?" ... my answer: "No I like powdered doughnuts better, but thank you!" LMAO. My badddd."

I have been waiting for weeks to post this exchange.....

I am the moderator of an alumni group for my high school, over 1400 members to date. I noticed that there was another, much much smaller group out there. I asked the dude if he would consider just joining my group as a moderator. He said sure. (Would rather absorb his group than confuse the alums with two)

The same day, he and I had the following exchange:

Subject:
Frad attempt of Coolidge alums


He: We have some invites that should not be on the list due to the fact that are not offically alumnus yet from Coolidge,but check them to have them removed.

Senusret I: This group welcomes students who are not yet alums. If they stay in the group, it makes the transition seamless and they really look up to the alumni. S_____ R_____ [an alumnus and current employee of the school] did a good job at inviting a lot of the recent alumni and current students.

He: Yea but the true definition of the word alum is graduate,just like in a rite of passage since they have not achieved that rite of passage it would be wrong to consider in as such. No college would allow this to go on why should we even if we are talking about on a high school.

Senusret I: I'm sorry if I led you to believe that this topic was debatable.



He: I cannot endorse such a wrongful doing I request that removed as adminstrator. This goes what is right vs. wrong




He graduated four years BEFORE me.

Yeah, one wouldn't think he's class of 93. I think he's more crazy than he is stupid.

I hate that this person started a new thread. When I posted a link showing this one, she just started the thread again in another forum. :mad:

http://www.greekchat.com/gcforums/sh...d.php?t=104499

I guess her 1st one with my link was deleted.

I feel like everyone who posts in the other thread should be punched in the forehead.