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PrettyBoy 06-29-2009 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by tld221 (Post 1820942)
^^^ Dionysus speaks truth. gotta flush and go, or you got bad business. definitely gotta check the flush.

but seriously, you have to think out the plan before you sit down. you have to say, "self, if this toilet clogs, what's my plan of attack? am i willing to stick my hand in the toilet? if it overflows, is there time to pull up my pants and flee, if i have to? will the toilet owner flip out if they find out? are there paper towels and a trash can in the restroom? do i have enough time for all of this? will i face any potential embarassment when i walk out of this bathroom? how much will i care?"

this is, of course, if you absolutely cannot wait until you get home.

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christiangirl 06-29-2009 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Dionysus (Post 1820575)
Well to solve that is to poop small amounts then flush, poop some more and then flush again...and so on.

We figured that out in college as a strategy to keep the communal bathroom from stinking. It's called the "Drop 2 and flush."

agzg 06-29-2009 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tld221 (Post 1820942)
^^^ Dionysus speaks truth. gotta flush and go, or you got bad business. definitely gotta check the flush.

but seriously, you have to think out the plan before you sit down. you have to say, "self, if this toilet clogs, what's my plan of attack? am i willing to stick my hand in the toilet? if it overflows, is there time to pull up my pants and flee, if i have to? will the toilet owner flip out if they find out? are there paper towels and a trash can in the restroom? do i have enough time for all of this? will i face any potential embarassment when i walk out of this bathroom? how much will i care?"

this is, of course, if you absolutely cannot wait until you get home.

If I'm at a friend's house I check for a plunger. I have no problem admitting "Uh... hey I think I clogged your toilet, do you have a plunger? I'll take care of it." Because chances are they've clogged their toilet once or twice in the past and had to take care of it themselves. We keep one right next to the toilet for that reason, because our potty is finicky. We fully expect guests to take care of their own clogs.

PrettyBoy 06-30-2009 04:38 AM

:eek: you mean to tell me you jokers have a strategy to taking a dump? WTF? http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gifhttp://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif

PrettyBoy 06-30-2009 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by christiangirl (Post 1820960)
We figured that out in college as a strategy to keep the communal bathroom from stinking. It's called the "Drop 2 and flush."

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minDyG 06-30-2009 06:35 PM

Ugh. I had my annual womanly exam today and now I'm all crampy. That doesn't usually happen to me.

My 2-year-old had to come along with me (I don't usually like to take her to that particular doctor with me), and the whole time I was in the stirrups, she was sitting in a chair at the head of the bed, and she kept asking me if I was asleep. So, to keep her distracted while the doctor performed my pap, I pretended to snore. I slept through a pap smear. SMH.

AlwaysSAI 06-30-2009 08:28 PM

AWESOME! DOG BALLS!!!!!

hahahahaha.


anyway, my foot is doing much, much better. almost healed.

tld221 06-30-2009 08:45 PM

See cheerfulgreek, you're taking it too far now.

cheerfulgreek 06-30-2009 11:28 PM

I don't think this dog spay is any worse than spraying the walls with feces. We did this surgery today also.:)

VUG1 06-30-2009 11:34 PM

I peed in a trash can 2 minutes ago. None were available.

cheerfulgreek 06-30-2009 11:34 PM

Same dog.


knight_shadow 06-30-2009 11:35 PM

So toenails and "two flushes" is going to far, but dog balls are just right?

LOL

cheerfulgreek 06-30-2009 11:35 PM

I love my job.:):p

VUG1 06-30-2009 11:35 PM

BTW, Cheerfulgreek, I'm wondering if your Animal Hospital you work would like to give out any Sponsors? PM me. ;)

cheerfulgreek 06-30-2009 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by VUG1 (Post 1821685)
BTW, Cheerfulgreek, I'm wondering if your Animal Hospital you work would like to give out any Sponsors? PM me. ;)

Nah.


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