You don't know that I already know that. :p I just haven't decided to let you know that I know.

To my co-worker who spends 90% of his time sending lengthy emails to our boss explaining how his latest assignment is outside the scope of his job description:

Someday the boss is going to do the math and realize you are only spending 10% of your time working and decide he can do without you 100% of the time.

Think about it.

Yes, Ms. Customer, we do realize it's only September, and, yes we do know Christmas isn't until December. We put our Christmas displays up now because our corporate office tells us to. You are under no obligation to buy anything, so feel free to purchase the 10 ornaments in your hand, and walk past the displays without purchasing anything. I really could care less. Oh, and could you do me another favor? Could you tell your child to stop climbing the Christmas tree? If he falls, I will laugh very hard, and try to get a copy of the security tape to post on you tube.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!

Fix the bathrooms already.

Fix the computers already.

Kick out those vagrants already.

Do NOT change the Sunday hours.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!

Generation ME in the Workplace..........
 

10 things I Hate about Managing “Generation ME” (Employees in their 20s and 30s)

10. Could you like ever like utter a like complete sentence without like the word like in it? I sincerely doubt it.

9. Please stop treating your job as something you do in your spare time at work when you’re not on your cell phone, YouTube or some other internet site. These are PERSONAL time activities. And NO, since you are not an hourly employee, you do not get a break every hour to catch up on what your friends have posted on your Facebook Wall.

8. I really don’t care that you have an MBA from one if the top 10 programs in the country. So do I and in addition I have a brain and know how to use it. And NO, you are not actually intellectually or morally superior because you were born and raised above the Mason-Dixon Line. But, if it makes you feel special, you go ahead and believe it, bless your heart.

7. Your cat is not a child. It is an animal. Just because he/she was hacking up yet another hairball doesn’t mean you can claim the day you took off was a “Sick Day” to care for a family member. Get over it.

6. I don’t care how much money and pain were involved in getting that tattoo. I don’t care that it’s a tribute to your BFF who died due to an overdose at a really “wicked” party. Company policy states that they must be covered at work. I don’t write em, but unfortunately I do have to enforce them. If it is that insulting to you and “violates” your right to “express yourself”, I would suggest you explore careers and companies that are more tattoo friendly.

5. Please do something about your child care arrangements. Kids get sick, daycares have days they are closed, and your best friends sisters next door neighbors step mom will want a vacation now and again. Work on a little something I like to call Plan B. And NO, Plan B does not EVER consist of bringing your kid to work. It’s not fair to your kid much less your co-workers.

4. No, I will not cosign for anything EVER.

3. Yes, I agree that men can be pigs and it is never polite to talk to women’s breasts instead of to her. However, I would suggest that your choice of a Victoria’s Secret Push-Up bra and the skimpiest top in North America MAY be contributing to your issue. I know. It’s that pesky cause and effect thing again.

2. If you are looking for tea and sympathy about your recent fight/breakup with your BFF, boyfriend, girlfriend or life partner, please call your Mom. I am NOT her.

1. No, the Earth actually revolves around the Sun not around you.

2. If you are looking for tea and sympathy about your recent fight/breakup with your BFF, boyfriend, girlfriend or life partner, please call your Mom. I am NOT her.


And refer to rule number 9 regarding to the proper times to do this

GIVE ME MY DAYUM CASE BACK!!! :(

If I had a death ray, I'd aim it at the phone. It won't stop ringing.

Yo MAMA!!! That is why you will be in the 3rd grade again!!

Please accept my explanation that I have others on hold as my reason for cutting your call short. If you cannot do this, please do not make my job miserable upon your return to the office because I had to disconnect to get back to the other lines on hold.

WARREB!!!

I know your @ss did NOT to have the NERVE to come in late(again) while we are in project this week and complain that the CDs I request that you upload is too much at one time....what?

I been doing half of YOUR load and someone else's today too!!


Nobody told you to try and have anal glaucoma this week!

Binch, you did NOT have my case sitting at your dayum desk for the week I was looking for it!!!:mad::mad: And told me to my face that you did not have it!!! SASAS

Imma give you a piece of my mind when I see you.

(and you wonder why no one talks socially to you at the office)

We scared Warreb away.

Does that letter of resignation not say "last day is friday". You want me to stay an extra week so you can go on vacation so the brats I worked with (who were snotty as h#*l all the time) won't have to work so hard while you are gone?

Sure I said I can stay...but I won't. You will be on vacation, and they can work for once during that time.

IF they killed JFK then you know what they did to this Black Women: Margie Schoedinger, a Texas woman who filed a rape lawsuit against George W. Bush in December 2002.

http://www.blackinthecity.net/the-bl...ack-woman.html

I know I'm only staying until noon, but DAYUM, I still cant get started today. :(

OMFG!!!! Do you people not know what COMMUNICATION is?!? I am NOT a mind-reader!

Does it not put up any warning flags that I started working here this past March, and I am now the SENIOR front desk person?? Don't you find the high turnover rate a BIT suspicious, that there might be problems with the way things are run around here???
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

BSP...it's time to go.......

I am sooooooooooooooooooo boreeeeddddddd........
i'm so glad i moved my computer so you can't look over my shoulder now...
*evil laugh*

75 minutes and then I am gone........yes gone.........gone forever..........

retirement here I come...

Happy retirement
 

Congratulations, sageofages!

thank you....I am not "RETIRING" forever...just for now :)

Nothing illegal going on where I work, but definitely unethical and immoral.

So I am going to be a "lady of leisure" (in Mr Sageofages feeble mind) and CLEAN MY HOUSE LOLOLOLOLOL..(as if that is NOT work)

I'd rather go to work just about anywhere than do housework . . .you never finish, there's always something else . . .Unless you are naked, you NEVER catch up with laundry.
Sigh.

I know you are my boss and I admire you, but GET TO THE POINT!!!!

Oh, believe me, I'm looking. ;)

Soooooo you are stupid and your child is What?!?! Do not tell me how to do my job, when you clearly do not have one yourself. I didn't get a break today due to one of the other teachers being out, therefore I did not eat.

You think I need a new job.....me too you ol skank @$$ Beiotch!!:mad::mad::mad:

Dumb parents make my brain hurt!!!!

Ok...there is a reason why I am on the elevator with you and my iPod is on 10...I haven't had breakfast yet and this is the only thing keeping me from totally losing my sanity....so, please tell me why you insist on trying to hold a convo with me....ABOUT NOTHING?

Yes you are cute...yes you may think u are fly....but....you are about as smart as a box of rocks.

Please stop telling people to shut up. Your "Antoine and Blaine" sounding voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard. Don't you have a mute button?

"hated it."

Congratulation, you're an idiot

Great plan, you f*****g moron.

Thank you for wasting my time.

Shut up, I don't care what you think. (oh wait, already said that one)

f you, f you, f you, you're cool, f you, f you.......

Wow... someone actually put YOU in charge of this? Who made that mistake, and who is going to have to clean up the mess you call job-performance?

do you hear how LOUD your inside voice is?

SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!!!!!!

"Quit talking about how you wired your stereo. Some others, like me, don't care".

Just something I'm ready to say right now.

I hate you!!!!

And NO you DONT know what the hayle you are doing....wit your lame a$$!!!!

I am not here to fire anyone, but YOU really need to be fired. Kissing my ass will not help you when the day comes (and it will), and the fact that you are black will do you no good with me.

You need to DO BETTA!

P.S. STOP TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR MEDICAL SITUATIONS! Do you notice I NEVER ask about them? Do you notice that I start trying to leave as soon as you start talking about it? WHY must you bring your lazy butt into MY OFFICE to start telling me about it?

Ugh.

stop looking for reasons to say no
 

just do IT!

i know you have to sell ideas to people but good Lord, if you know the VP of the company has tasked me with getting something out and i'm asking you to cooperate. Don't look at me like i'm from mars and find a way to tell me how busy you are and can't do it.

Just f"ing do it!

you SO hit the nail on the head. I had to actually stop people from saying "aww you're young, you'll learn"

that's why i got promoted and you didn't a$$!

I can say whatever the H#LL I want now....I am the *Boss*...

Of course, I am retired.

But it is so cool...brokeeeeeeeeeeee....but cool.