What the f**k is the internet?

Dear Diary, my teenage angst bullshit now has a body count.

Kid : How you do that, Mister?

Peter Parker : Eat your Vegatables

Kid: My Mom always told me that, But I'd never Believe Her.

Well, nobody's perfect!

I collect Canadian quarters. I have six.

Stupid is as stupid does.

If you build it, they will come.

There's nothing wrong with your name

No, there WAS nothing wrong with it until that no-talent ass clown came along and started winning Grammy's.

Why don't you go by Mike?

Why should I change? He's the one that sucks!

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Don't you get it?? Do you SEE the hat?? I...am MRS. NESBITT!

"His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe."

Welcome to Earth.

So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone.
Yeah, he was, seriously.
And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this.
And who do you think that guy was?
Emilio Estevez.
The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there.
Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name.
I was like, "Emilio."

“This is my family. I found it... all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good.”

I am trapped in a glass box of emotion.:p

"You woke up the bears! WHY did you wake up the bears??!!"

"It's the policia!!!!"

The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. Sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don't let me go. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. She said, a triscuit - a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly's out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma's credit. I'm cool. I'm hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times.

Stupid is as stupid does sir.

I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking. Yep, back of the head.

Well, it certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

"Do IT!"

I love saying that

They were like brothers to me, not like real brothers, but brothers in the way black people say it.

You is talking loco.... And I like it!!!

I'm strangely comfortable with it....

And shepherds we shall be
for thee, my lord, for thee
power hath descended forth from thy hand.
That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to thee,
and teeming with souls shall it ever be
In nomine Patri
Et Filii
Et Spirictus Sancti

The male erection. Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, icycle has formed, Jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, Mr. Mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple headed yogurt slinger... oh, and a pedro.

This movie's gonna make our lives complete
Cause Terrence and Phillip are sweet (super sweet!)
Thank God we live in the quiet, little, redneck, podunk, white-trash U.S.A!!

You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite...you aren't.

son of a bee sting!!

Top 5 musical crimes perpetrated by Stevie Wonder in the 80s and 90s.... Sub-question: is it, in fact, unfair to criticize a formerly great artist for his latter-day sins? Is it better to burn out, or to fade away?

I'm a little blue today boys.

If there is a greater power, why is it he can't get you a new sweater?
Because, he's too busy looking for your brain.

What, like fuckin' House of Pain was gonna do anything about it?

somebody call for a doctor?

Love? Above all things I believe in love. Love is like oxygen. Love is a many splendoured thing. Love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love!

Mr. Kane was a man who got everything he wanted, and then lost it. Maybe Rosebud was something he couldn't get, or something he lost. Anyway, I don't think it would have explained everything. I don't think any word can explain a man's life. No, I guess Rosebud is just a piece in a jigsaw puzzle... a missing piece.