Originally Posted by deeznutz (Post 1487187)

Here are some things that should make the list

1.Ladies don't get mad if after having sex you may find youself in the wet spot.
2.Don't get mad or think that your partner isn't in to you because he's watching his d**k going in and out.(shoot you may be looking too.)
3.Don't act like you are the bomb in bed and you know that your skills are BULLS**T because no one likes to waste their time with someone who doesn't know what they are doing.
4.Don't try the stuff that you see in the porno flicks because they are professionals and your partner might not like double penetration or getting her azz,t*ts, or face creamed on.

Originally Posted by OneTimeSBX (Post 1487391)

@professionals...oh please! how much talent does it take to fake an orgasm and talk sh*t???

Originally Posted by tld221 (Post 1487455)

hey now! don't knock it til you try it...

jokes, jokes!

Originally Posted by OneTimeSBX (Post 1487391)

@professionals...oh please! how much talent does it take to fake an orgasm and talk sh*t???

Originally Posted by deeznutz (Post 1488958)

Yeah they are professionals because, they get paid for their services rendered :D.

And How do you know if they are faking it????????I mean, I saw Jada Fire in squirtwoman and it didnt look like fake to me and I have HDTV. :D

Originally Posted by OneTimeSBX (Post 1488964)

lmao! i am soo happy for you! it was like you were actually there! im just saying as a woman, i dont know too many of us that would enjoy a 6 hour gangbang involving midgets, coke bottles, and a pair of handcuffs! after the first hour, youve pretty much done it all and have to fake the rest lol!

Originally Posted by deeznutz (Post 1488970)

lamo! that midget shizz is crazy..cant say that i have seen a midget with a coke bottle and some cuffs in a flick that's just not my thing...can you imaging that midget from Twin Peaks coming at you with that kind of shiz talking in reverse???????????????:D

Originally Posted by James (Post 1459680)

Whatever happened to ilovemyglo and alphagamdiva? They were hysterical.

Originally Posted by nikki1920 (Post 1476314)

Do let me play with your hair
Do tell me what I am doing well
Do speak another language.
Do look me in the eyes.

Don't get mad if you ask, "who's is this?" and I say, "mine". (If you have to ask, :rolleyes:)
Don't tell me to call you daddy. That is NOT sexy to me. AT. ALL.

Originally Posted by lovelyivy84 (Post 1518602)

Just to revise:

Do NOT speak another language PLEASE. It will come off as CORNY, especially if you don't speak it well. I don't want to have to stop to correct your pronunciation, because ya know, if I don't it will really bug me.

Originally Posted by AlethiaSi (Post 1518610)

Ah, i always thought this was so corny and a turnoff, but my best friend speaks Spanish fluently and we're kind of falling for each other :o and i love listening to him speak Spanish. besides he teaches ESL to kindergarteners...! :)

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid (Post 1518641)

DONT say I Love YOU after the first time we do it and we just met a few days, weeks (or even hours) ago....LOL

Originally Posted by lovelyivy84 (Post 1518615)

Awwwww...

Yeah but that's different- he's not trying to be some latin lothario cornball- it's just a part of who he is (which you understandably find attractive).

Generally this kind of thing makes me think of the corny dudes at the club who try to kick it to you in another language, badly. Ick.

Originally Posted by tld221 (Post 1518716)

seriously, if i have to hear one more "hey mamicita" or "what a gwan" from some corny dude who thought it would cool to try his palabra du jour out on me...

p.s. tld221 is neither latina nor west indian. not that there's anything wrong with that.

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid (Post 1518641)

DONT say I Love YOU after the first time we do it and we just met a few days, weeks (or even hours) ago....LOL

Originally Posted by OneTimeSBX (Post 1518726)

i loved THAT or IT or WHEN YOU DID ____.

i love you comes across as kinda stalkerish.

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid (Post 1518722)

how about "Hey, wassup, you fine foxy mama?" <<----1970's jive talking

Originally Posted by SydneyK (Post 1518785)

Don't have kids if you ever want to have sex again.

Originally Posted by tld221 (Post 1518740)

that's up there with "hello my fine nubian queen," followed by the ever-so-cheesy hand-kiss.

size 7 :rolleyes: on that.

Originally Posted by AlethiaSi (Post 1518811)

mmm i get... mmm girl you fine for a white girl. or... how'd you like some chocolate? like. seriously? way to win me over. :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid (Post 1518814)

"Once you Black you can never go back..."


Buwwwhahahahahahahaha

Originally Posted by AlethiaSi (Post 1518820)

i hate you. :D

Originally Posted by OneTimeSBX (Post 1518726)

i loved THAT or IT or WHEN YOU DID ____.

i love you comes across as kinda stalkerish.

Originally Posted by AlethiaSi (Post 1518811)

mmm i get... mmm girl you fine for a white girl. or... how'd you like some chocolate? like. seriously? way to win me over. :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by lovelyivy84 (Post 1518901)

Seriously, any sentence that begins with "you fine for a" should just be aborted immediately. Don't let the words come out your mouth at me or most women I know because we will let you know you look like an asshole.

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid (Post 1518843)

something else you dont say during or after sex either

Originally Posted by nikki1920 (Post 1519252)

I've said that. Usually after a mindblowing session.

Don't lay there quietly.

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid (Post 1519010)

Lovely.,..ok fill this in...when you hear

"you fine for a...."

what is it usually followed by?

Originally Posted by lovelyivy84 (Post 1519268)

dark-skinned girl

Only heard that once though. Wow I love the south!

Originally Posted by nikki1920 (Post 1519269)

Dont talk a bunch of isht and not be able to back it up. :mad: I see why Robin said "I coulda had a V8" in Waiting to Exhale.

Do send me inappropriate pictures every now and then.

Do tell me naughty things in inapproriate places.

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid (Post 1519280)

Next corny comment

"The Darker the berry the sweeter the juice...." circa 1990

Originally Posted by nikki1920 (Post 1519302)

Dont tell me I have "chinky" eyes. That's not sexy to hear.

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid (Post 1518814)

"Once you Black you can never go back..."


Buwwwhahahahahahahaha