Might as well! Shoot, can't be much worse than the rest! lol!

Sex scavenger hunt...I tell ya, as long as it is indoors, it is a maybe.

Okay, Valkyrie, here you go. I'll get the ball rolling and everybody else feel free to add on.

First Annual GC Sexual Scavenger Hunt

The first couple to return having done the Wild Thing in all of the following places wins the grand prize...

• On an airport runway
• In a confessional
• In a canoe (not on land)
• Up a tree
• In a moving vehicle
• In the snow
• On a playground
• On a roof
• On a catwalk
• On a waterslide
• On a golf course
• In the top bunk
• On a trampoline
• In a dentist's chair
• On a pool table
• On a ferris wheel
• In a phone booth
• In the neighbors' backyard
• In a hayloft
• On a tilt-a-whirl
• In a red VW Microbus with rakes, shovels, and other implements of destruction
• On a stage
• In the faculty lounge/staff breakroom
• At the Rocky Horror Picture Show

OH...
MY!!!!!!

Out of the list I only have 2, and it ain't these!!!!!!!!!

:eek:

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*fans CT4* :D

You all we got christians, mothers, and fathers on here, be sensitive. ;)

Okay is this bad but I have 9 of those already??!!

Help her lawd!! Her HER!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

**making the sign of the cross**

It's cool and all for the sexually liberated members of GC but NO ONE will EVER GET ME TO get my jolly on in the HOUSE OF THE LORD or a cemtery or a confessional or a mosque or a temple or a KINGDOM HALL. :o

Ummmm....I suppose I have to admit to the following...

First Annual GC Sexual Scavenger Hunt

• In a moving vehicle
• On a playground
• On a roof
• On a golf course
• In the top bunk
• On a pool table?

• In a red VW Microbus with rakes, shovels, and other implements of destruction---DOES THE BACKSEAT OF A VW SCIROCCO cOUNT when you are 5'9 and 6'1?

:rolleyes:

Sorry, but I don't think that a Scirocco counts, though I do admire your spunk.

It just doesn't have the requisite Arlo-Guthrie-Alice's-Restaurant mojo.

I am shocked at this list! :eek: I'm with CT4 on this one. :o

aww c'mon ladies! live a little!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Ok. First I need a boyfriend. I have Altoids, and I am willing to travel. ;) :p

Now see...I must not be that shocking, because I've only done one on that list.

However, some of the stuff I've done within the confines of my own home would make the Marquis DeSade blush and look away.

I'm sorry but this is small stuff. The only one I haven't done it on was the in the tree one and the weird VW minibus one. Try somewhere really risky with lots of people otherwise it's just not fun.

And in regards to positions: Honestly I end up doing Cirque du Soleil Sh*t some nights...music blaring...colored lights...safety nets...it's quite the act to catch. I don't really know half the names for my positions but I am the only guy I know to get drunk and convince a girl to try to lean upside-down against the wall. :cool:

-Rudey
--I seriously gotta stop being so weird sometimes.

hmm..where to start..my bf is coming home this weekend...he has a trampoline in his backyard :)

i also have a pool table in my basement

HA! Thanks for the early morning laugh!! :D

It seems Mr. aephi alum and I have a lot of catching up to do...

(prints out list to use as a checklist)

Okay, I can check these off.....


In a canoe (not on land)

In a moving vehicle

In the snow

On a playground

On a roof

On a golf course

In the top bunk

On a pool table

On a stage

Ok, I just have to respond to this one because I've been lurking on this thread for way too long!

Mine are pretty similar, but not quite on the list...

*I have a pew in a church, does that count the same as the confessional?
*I don't have the red VW Microbus, but I do have a riding lawn mower that was parked in a garage with rakes, shovels, etc. Maybe not quite as dangerous, but still...
*I don't have a faculty lounge, but I do have a lecture hall.
*I might have to work on the pool table one this weekend at Homecoming. ;)

On a side note, my boyfriend and I were having a competition with another couple we were friends with to see how many buildings on campus we could have sex in...at graduation, my boyfriend and I were winning with 9. :cool: Our "ultimate goals" were the library, the quad, and the student center, but neither of us ended up with those.

Alrighty....glad I could make people laugh with my typo of position :p ! My personal favorite is the guy sitting on a chair (like a kitchen or dining room chair), and me ontop facing him. It's fun to see his reaction and it hits all the "right spots."

As far as the Scavenger Hunt goes, I really need to be more outgoing it seems. Perhaps a checklist is in order for me and my guy! He always loves surprises:eek:

**pouring holy water, holy oil, communion juice on you**

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Now some of you all have me worried about my fellow former Wittenberg Tigers and where theire sexcapades might have taken place. :eek: :eek: :eek:

In August, a couple got caught having sex in St. Patrick's Cathedral on a dare from Opie and Anthony, the shock jocks. They were fired from their radio show. Last month a threeway was interupted on a train on the LIRR. :eek:

Just to clarify: The church was the chapel at school, so I'm sure it wasn't the first time someone did it there! :p

9 out of 24 aint bad.

• In a canoe (not on land)
• In a moving vehicle
• In the snow
• On a playground
• On a roof
• In the top bunk
• In the neighbors' backyard
• On a stage
• In the faculty lounge/staff breakroom

Adds to the list of places for everyone to have "relations":

• In the stacks at the library
• At a professional sporting event(in the stands)
• In a hospital bed
• On the subway or bus
• In a movie theater
• In a hotel jacuzzi
• In the butt (females only, :D )
• On a swingset
• In someone elses car.
• On camera

On a side note, do you know that a woman's age can be determined by looking at her taint? I don't know how its done I just know that its possible.

ok I'm back and LAWD this thread will never die!!!

CTFU@my soror CrimsonTide trying to draw a FUPA for me!(now that's Delta lub right there!:D )

CTFU@ the typo!!

:eek: :eek: @ the hunt!(what rhymes with hunt? ok even I'm being tainted!)

WTF is a taint????

The new words in GC

1. Un-sigmalike
2. Fupa
3. Face

:D :p

Funny story..
mom and I went to dinner last night and we started talking about stuff (I had a few LITeas and She has some beers) and we get on the subject of sex and I am totally honest with her for the first time in my life. She about dies, but handles it really well I thought. Then she started asking me questions like your girlfriends do and I swear she looked me straight in the eye and said "Do you spit or swallow" Good thing I didn't have anything to drink in my mouth cause I would have been a spitter for real!
So then we continue to talk about oral action and she says "I don't know about you but good cunnilingus just makes me want to get F%^$ Hard"
Queue me falling over so hard from laughing that I spilt shrimp linguini everywhere. The entire place was looking at my mother and me.
God help us all!

Are you a voyeur or exhibitionist?

Me voyeur :p

exhibitionist for sure. lol so is mr. amycat. its trouble, i tell ya! lol

I'm both a voyeur and an exhibitionist, but only of select and consensual situations. :cool:

Exhibitionist.

-Rudey
--Voyeur still has a bit of charm, but I'm not 12 year old boy anymore.

Exhibitionist. Why watch? It has always baffled me. Rudey, every once in a while, you hit the nail on the head, lol.

Scavenger hunt #2 list:

*In a McDonald's bathroom
*In a kid's bedroom
*On the railroad tracks
*In the front of an auditorium
*In a refrigerator (remember JEW's "The Middle")
*On your dining room table
*Back of the courtroom
*On a dance floor
*Aside a river (my fantasy j/k)
*In a hurse
*On a tennis court
*In a bowling lane
*On a parade float
*Outside on a corner
*Under a booth in a restaurant
*On a parking lot (no, not in your car)

-edited to add-
*In the organizations cubicle area :rolleyes::mad::rolleyes:

I've done 2 off of this list too...I am goig to the club tonight, so maybe I can make it 3 or 4, lol.

LOL...hey, if the circmstances were right... ;)

Sounds like you have an awesome mother! I can't imagine talking to my mom like that and we are pretty close! BTW, I am an exhibitionist and so is my boyfriend ;)

Let me guess the two. :cool:
1. On your dining room table
2. On a parad float

Nope! :p

Wait, dining room table was an option? Okay, three off that list, lol!!

Welcome back? I'll tell ya...what the hell happened here on GC?

Two observations:

1: Someone owes me a new keyboard after spraying coffee after reading this thread.

2: We're all going to hell for reading this thread....

Oh wow.

I JUST got on the bandwagon. I swear I'm calling in sick tomorrow to see what y'all come up with!

Since this is CLEARLY a great way to get information -- what's a rim job? I thought it was when a girl used her teeth......?

Same thing as having your salad tossed. Read back a few pages.;)