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swissmiss04 06-24-2004 09:18 PM

There are no words...
 
Do not click on this link if you're @ work. Trust me on this one.

www.divine-interventions.com

Munchkin03 06-24-2004 09:29 PM

"The Baby Jesus Butt Plug."

There are truly no words.

Dionysus 06-24-2004 10:43 PM

Re: There are no words...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by swissmiss04
Do not click on this link if you're @ work. Trust me on this one.

www.divine-interventions.com

That.is.just.WRONG! :o :eek: :mad:

Rudey 06-24-2004 11:11 PM

holy shit.

-Rudey

Kevin 06-24-2004 11:14 PM

Re: There are no words...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by swissmiss04
Do not click on this link if you're @ work. Trust me on this one.

www.divine-interventions.com

That's seriously f'd up right there.

ms_gwyn 06-25-2004 04:41 AM

:o

THAT IS JUST WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS THAT I CANT TO BEGIN TO EXPLAIN

I may not prescribe to the judeo-christian ideals...but still.

WOW

James 09-28-2005 10:38 PM

bump

PinkRose1098 09-29-2005 07:19 PM

And how long did it take me to actually read this one? I have been missing so much. This is too funny!

Lindz928 09-29-2005 10:28 PM

Hilarious. I bet Lifesaver is SO glad to see this thread come back to haunt him. LOL.

Oh, and that old lady is STILL on tv down here in Texas! I channel surfed across her show one night to hear her giving someone advice about butt plugs. Serious eww pretty much anytime, but way worse when it comes from Grandma.

AznSAE 10-01-2005 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lindz928
Hilarious. I bet Lifesaver is SO glad to see this thread come back to haunt him. LOL.

Oh, and that old lady is STILL on tv down here in Texas! I channel surfed across her show one night to hear her giving someone advice about butt plugs. Serious eww pretty much anytime, but way worse when it comes from Grandma.

wtf? what exactly is a butt plug used for? isnt the main function of that area down there suppose to let out the waste?

Lindz928 10-01-2005 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AznSAE
wtf? what exactly is a butt plug used for? isnt the main function of that area down there suppose to let out the waste?
http://www.improvingsex.com/articles....butt.plug.htm

When I googled the term, the site with this information came up:

WARNING: If you are grossed out easily, don't read any further. :eek:

"What is a Butt Plug"

Basically a butt plug is a dildo or vibrator that has a flared base so it won't slip into the rectum. You really must be careful with anything put into the anus, or you run the risk of becoming a story told by emergency room staff over coffee. They are flared at the bottom so they will stay in place and not slip out of the butt.

Some plugs are ripple shaped so that as you become more aroused you can take more of the plug. Some are cork screw shaped, some are shaped like a string of beads, to give more anal stimulation as they are pushed in and out of the anus. A standard butt plug is designed to be left in place in the anus rather than being stroked in and out like a vibrator or vaginal/anal dong. Most plugs are also much shorter and wider than traditional vibrators or dongs.

A true butt plug is great for giving your partner of yourself a feeling of fullness in the anus. Some women love the feeling of having their butt filled with a plug while they are receiving vaginal intercourse, or oral sex. Some men love the feeling of fullness in their butt while receiving oral sex or while having intercourse. Anal stimulation coupled with another facet of sexual stimulation can add great pleasure to your lovemaking.

For some extra excitement, you can wear a plug under your clothing. Imagine the look on your partners face after undressing you in a public place and finding a plug already inserted! Many people wear butt plugs during their everyday activities. You may find this pleasing and exciting since only you will know about your secret.

Plugs come in a variety of shapes and sizes. Some people like to start out with the small ones and move up gradually to the larger varieties. A set of plugs used with thought and care are a great way to introduce a partner to anal sex gradually and safely.

Some thought must go into using any anal instrument. The internal sphincter is a voluntary muscle that will tense and try to keep out anything inserted. With time and patience you can learn to gain control of this muscle, but until then you must go slow and use caution and communication. The anus and rectum do not produce any natural lubrication, so you must liberally apply lubrication to a plug before inserting it. Try to stay away from lubricants containing nonoxynol-9 since they are a well know irritant to the delicate rectal tissues.

Use common sense, anything that goes into your rectum should be smooth and free from scratchy edges. Also make sure that there is no way for you to lose the toys inserted in the anus. If you do happen to allow a toy to slip into the anus, you can usually retrieve it by relaxing and letting it exit the way it came in. However, the rectum in about 9 inches, after that the colon begins, if a toy is lost to the colon, surgical intervention will be necessary to remove it.

Communicate with your partner as much as possible. Tell each other what feels good and go slow. Anal play can be extremely enjoyable with a partner if there is mutual trust sufficient to create a relaxing and enjoyable anal experience.

A vast variety of butt plugs are available from the "regular" plug, to a vibrating or specialty plug. Plugs come in a variety of shapes and sizes, as well as materials, and colors. Jelly plugs look as great as they feel and come in a variety of colors. Some plugs are specially shaped to fit the contour of the rectum and allow greater stimulation. Try experimenting with a few to see what you like and then go from there. Once you become familiar and comfortable with butt plugs you can add to your collection to fit your sexual moods. Sometimes you may just want a fullness in your butt, while other times you may wish to feel pleasant vibrations, the choices are up to you.

Personal opinion: EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW. But I guess to each his own.:p

irishpipes 10-07-2005 08:19 PM

Quote:

Two Words: Pineapple juice. Works for guys and girls - and makes everything down there taste good.
OK, I know that part of this thread is ancient, but all I could think of when I read it was Dole pineapple rings.

James 01-28-2007 01:49 AM

Greekchat has been way too serious lately. I thought we should revive some of the more uhm . . frivolous threads.

tld221 01-28-2007 03:00 AM

here here, i agree... more frivolousness!

and no more "hehe i hear pineapple juice works" cause 5 years of this thread already gave us that consensus.

Stef the Pef 01-28-2007 06:34 AM

I can't believe I sat here reading the whole thing, and I can't believe some of what I read!

Bwahahahahahahaha!

AlphaFrog 01-16-2008 02:02 PM

Eh, it's about time to bump this thread again...since it was mentioned in another recently bumped thread.

Dionysus 01-16-2008 02:08 PM

Well, what smells have you come across??? LOL

This was discussed on another message board I lurk a month or two ago.

Answers was everything from pennies to butter to swimming pools.

AlphaFrog 01-16-2008 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dionysus (Post 1582203)
Well, what smells have you come across???

Would it be wrong of me to make a taco joke here??

DSTRen13 01-16-2008 02:25 PM

How did I manage to miss this thread for so long? Disturbing, yes, but also completely hilarious! (And btw, Sex with Sue is awesome :D )

Fawn Liebowitz 01-16-2008 03:14 PM

It is disturbing when Sue gets the "toys" out of her treasure chest and talks about using them.

DSTRen13 01-16-2008 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fawn Liebowitz (Post 1582254)
It is disturbing when Sue gets the "toys" out of her treasure chest and talks about using them.

But you know, who else BUT an old lady could get away with something like that on TV? LMAO!

AlethiaSi 01-16-2008 06:29 PM

Nikki1920 and I were discussing this not too long ago, i'm always glad to see it back again, it's definitely a personal fave lol

fyrnymph 01-16-2008 06:32 PM

I don't know about pineapple juice, but I do know that cheap-ass American beer makes it taste HORRIBLE if you, uh, swallow. Yuck. Totally useless skill - I can tell if my husband has had American or foreign beer.

nikki1920 01-16-2008 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlethiaSi (Post 1582409)
Nikki1920 and I were discussing this not too long ago, i'm always glad to see it back again, it's definitely a personal fave lol


lol @ that conversation !!!!!

Sue worries me, is she still having sex at her age? :eek: Dayum, I wanna be like that when I grow up!! lol..

starang21 01-21-2008 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fyrnymph (Post 1582413)
I can tell if my husband has had American or foreign beer.


:dead:

do you have sisters?

CULater 01-22-2008 12:00 AM

has anyone seen the BBC series "A Girls Guide to 21st century Sex"? I saw clips of it in my human sexuality class a while back, and it's pretty interesting.

It's on Stage6, but you have to register and log in since obviously it is adult.

LightBulb 07-13-2008 09:51 PM

least i could do
 

SWTXBelle 07-13-2008 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LightBulb (Post 1680395)

:eek::D

nittanyalum 07-13-2008 10:58 PM

Holy crap, best opening line of an OP EVER.

CrackerBarrel 07-13-2008 11:33 PM

Couldn't resist posting a rhyme.

"If it smells of lox, I will not eat box."

cheerfulgreek 07-14-2008 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LightBulb (Post 1680395)

Gross!

cheerfulgreek 07-14-2008 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrackerBarrel (Post 1680551)
Couldn't resist posting a rhyme.

"If it smells of lox, I will not eat box."

:eek:lol lol lol :D

CutiePie2000 07-27-2012 10:51 PM

In the midst of bumping great threads integral to the history of GC, this one was inadvertently omitted.

BUMP!

ASTalumna06 07-27-2012 11:02 PM

This entire thread should be posted in the "you laugh, you lose" thread. Seriously. I only read the first 2 pages and I was laughing hysterically. This comment especially made me lose it..

Quote:

Originally Posted by lifesaver (Post 145633)
If my junk stinks (and I am not saying it does) am I supposed to stick my package in a glassful of pineapple juice? I would think that might sting a bit. With my luck, Id get busted dipping my stuff in a punchbowl of mimossa's. Gawd. :cool:



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