So she's basically telling the world with pride, "My vagine is HUGE!"

She needs to be pepper-sprayed.

This psycho with whom I used to work did some CRAZY Facebook posts the weekend she got laid off. I was out of town that weekend, otherwise I would have been screen capturing those bad boyz from here to eternity. Basically it went from:

"WHAT THE F---?! TWO YEARS DOESN'T GIVE YOU ANY LOYALTY!"

"Karma will kome and those bitches will reep what they sow."

To...

"I just spent $200 at Target and put it all on credit cards, retail therapy is sooo good."

"I just got back from the casino. Three paychecks worth of severance, coming up!"

And finally she defriended most of us. Thank God, I thought she was a nut before she got laid off! I think her dismissal was conditional based on if business gets better soon. Given she discussed the details of her severance package and insulted several co-workers by name, I think that "condition" is no longer valid.

No, she's not. But, I have seen some great spelling mistakes from college graduates, so I cannot judge based on that.

All I have to say about this site is Strongbad is a great teaching tool :D

that's the best site i've read all day.

"just to set the record straight..i dumped meghan because she refues to introduce me to the guys she was hanging out and, probably in the case of paul,banging...all i ever wanted was to meet them so i knew they were ok for her to be around...but she refused because shes been *&^%ing them...what a slut..her mom is bipolar so just to alert potential daters, it has rubbed off on her.. and she blue balled me about 15x too"


WTF? Was that really necessary?

Holy hell. :eek:

another tmi status:

"If I've never fed my 7 week old baby corn, why does it look like I see it in her shit? TMI? LOL"

that made me so upset. i should submit it to lamebook.com.

You could submit it to STFU Parents too. I don't understand why some people feel the need to post stuff like that on Facebook.

The disclaimer, or whatever, at the bottom is great.

*reads*
LOL now im on the website.

One of my friends (who is crazy heavy into MW) posted on FB "I am no longer playing Mafia Wars, if that's the only reason you are friends with me please remove yourself."

She has 1800+ friends. Yeah, good luck with that.

Hijack:
Ever since fb recently changed its privacy policy, stuff I don't want showing up in the newsfeed and on my wall is showing up (ex: when I "like" someone's status). I can't figure out how to change that...any help? I know how to delete it once its up, but I'd prefer it wasn't posted in the first place. Also, I kept all of my privacy settings the same as before, if that helps at all.
/hijack.

^^^if you click on the pad lock thing it has options. I don't even know why they would bother with the "like" thing showing up on people's wall, but they do. /hijack of hijack

Random Lady from Rhode Island i want to dedicate this to the hoes out in naples and rhode island well i think your slutty self might be back in naples so heres to all the sluts!!!>>>>>EWWWWWW!!YOUS A HOE!!

omg. then she has the nerve to "like" it.
THEN someone comments "I prefer the term working woman mmkay hun thanks"

Okay, I just looked and nearly all the status updates on my home page are from women, about how much love hurts. That's just pitiful. We should be able to do better. :(

This one person I used to go to college with puts up these statuses in all caps that are so far abbreviated and misspelled that they're hard to read. What's up now (status+response to someone) looks a bit like this:

BEEN WIT WIT DA HUBBY BOOTER DESE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS....HOPEFULLY GOIN OUT 2MORO NYT N DEN BACK 2 WORK ON SATURDAY. SUNDAY DINNER WIT DA FAM CANT WAIT N DEN Joslynn Keeps'it A'hundred B-DAY IS NEXT WEEK WE GETTIN IT IN!!!! LUVIN MY FAM RYT NOW....

IDK PROLLY EARLY 4 DOWNTOWN CUZ I WANA DEF GET MY NAILS DONE 2MORO N NAYN ESAID 2 GET EM FROM SLOANS UNLESS SAMZ IS CHEAPER OR GOT MORE OR SUMTHIN....IM BOUT 2 GO 2 SLEEP IMA TXT U N DA MORNIIN AROUND LYK 11

I feel it's appropriate to mention this girl is famous in my class for getting hit by a car freshman year. Or rather she's famous for standing up, looking at the car like it offended her, and walking away from the accident scene.

it hurts to read when people type like that. it hurts as someone who went to school, as someone who respects the english language, and physically hurts my head to have to decipher that mess. i feel like it's more work to type like that. and the all caps always irritates me. ALWAYS. :)

I think club soda might help take out qustains.

I like my boyfriend's brother's girlfriend just fine, but I'm sick enough of the "mmmmm I miss my baby" and "mmmmm I'm so tired" in her status updates that I finally hid her today. I feel liberated.

This is exactly what did me in:

mmm,,YAY,, all done with the semester! and FINALLY have a day off work! :) getting readyyy, getting my highlights redone, then out all day with my baby for his birthdayy ♥

I actually might hide him, too, if only for the obnoxious profile pic he has of them kissing.

A lot of people on my Facebook have changed their last names to their SO's and they aren't even engaged.

In fact....*goes to check*......yeah, Ms.-I-WRYT-N-ALL CAPZ that I posted above mentioned a "hubby" in her status and they clearly aren't even engaged.

What got to me is I added a guy I went to school with. When he got married, he changed his profile to a joint one with his wife, but he never posted anything, she pretty much took it over. :confused: Now, they've somehow split their profiles so that there are 2 separate ones...and I'm friends with both of them. No clue how that happened.

Funny story about joint profiles- at my school, there is a set of twins in attendance. Not all that unusual- except they share the same major. And insist on living together. And have been known to wear matching outfits (no, I'm not kidding). One of my acquaintances lived with them last year- they were prone to walking around the apartment in just tighty-whiteys. They're down right creepy. Guess what else they share? A Facebook... I haven't friended them because I don't really know them except by sight, but I have been so tempted to!

Before confirming your name change request, please read the following.

• Your Facebook profile must be attached to your real name.
• You must include your full name.
• Celebrity names, nicknames, or other fake names are not allowed and will not be approved.
• Obscenity, curses, and swear words are not allowed and will not be approved.
• ISn't~ ThIs <3 AnN0YiNg 2 ReAd? Non-standard capitalization and special characters are not allowed and will not be approved.
• Do not try to combine sentences into one word; Jane Lookatmysupercoolnewnickname Smith will not be approved.
• We review all name changes, so this will take approximately 24 hours.

Facebook wins!

They don't seem to be enforcing it at all, though.

It didn't say all that when I changed my name. I was just adding my maiden name in there, so people from high school and college knew who I was.

My aunt referred to her commode as the "thrown"
I LOLLED

Many people probably got their names in before the change. It should apply to those new to the site & future changes though.

I've only changed my name once and it was when I added my middle name. It's given my a similar dialogue before, though. I added my middle name over a year ago. Maybe it's because of my age group? I mean, probably 1/3 of my friends have stupid long fake names.

OH, my last ex has this person as a friend: "Alvinthetattedupdevilmyblood Linesocoldicanwatchniggasdie Causeimmaeightmilenthfolife"

Classy.

ETA: I'm creeping on this Alvin character now and just discovered we have quite a few friends in common. I might know him. Hm.

smh @ that name

:eek:

"god is good they got the boys that had sum than to do wit chuckie death R.i.p. chuckie"

The bold part made me angry. I would have been on my merry way if it said 'sumthin' or anything other than 'sum than.'

Although, this is the same girl that in 9th grade thought Russia was China and China was Russia on a map. I don't know why I expect intelligent things to come from her direction ever.

Of all countries to screw up...

well, they are right next to each other.

Gwuap Luva Damn, Slept GrEaT, AtE GoOd,SeEn Ma B4 Da SuRgErY, GeT 2 WrK & BeEn LoOkIn 4 PaRkInN 4 30MINz!!! WTF, GOTTA GET DROPPD OFF N DA MORNINZ OR BAK ON DAT KISS & RIDEEE^-^

Maybe I'm missing something but does it not take more effort to TyPe LyK DiS as opposed to just spelling things the way they ought to be spelled?

Hey Family Its Been A Long 3 Days But Its Over, I Almost Whiped A CO'S Ass And A Inmate For A Talking Sideways Out the Mouth, Thanks For Depreist He Was there To Cool Me DOwn. And Yeah Pre Is Over there bu the should be Out Monday, I missed yall and Thanks for The Love


A dude I went to junior high with who apparently had to do a few days in jail.

Damn hommie they had u caged up good u back out <------- a response to the above message.