Exxon: We have gas.






Canned air

the all-natural, fat-free way to lose weight.




bottled water

Bottled water: Why get it for free when you can pay for it?



the Sun

Ha! SPF 50 my a$$!




Sudokus

Want to feel stupid in front of your coworkers AND your family?


Transformers

Transformers: The perfect toy for schizophrenics!










Molson's

Molson- Fueling regretful behavior since 1768.






Kinko's

Kinko's: When you're just too lazy to push the "copy/print" button yourself.



TJ Maxx

TJ Maxx: The dumping ground for unsellable, ugly name brand clothing.


Aldi:

Aldi- The store you have never heard off before, but that won't stop us from selling you all the crap you could ever need!



Home Depot

When you miss Sedrick and your standard troll just won't do...


Next: Energizer Batteries

Energizer Batteries- We keep going and going and going; as long as the pink Bunny doesn't die or get shot because he is sooo annoying!!!!





Mircosoft Windows

Microsoft Windows - because 80% of the world is too stupid and whipped to switch to Mac





Netflix

For the couch potato who will gain the extra 20 pounds this year.



Next: T-Mobile

T-Mobile: For the customer who hates the phrase "can you hear me now"


KMart