My name would be

DueceN A'quarta Johnson

The most ghetto name I can think of for myself is:

Esthus Festus Littleboot III (my mother would have me say this all the time when she was trying to teach me to talk).

Some other names I thought of off the cuff:

Fredericton Penetanguishene Canada
(Fredericton is the capital of New Brunswick, Penetanguishene is a town in Ontario).

If twins were born:
Civic Ceearvee (pronounced Cee-Ar-Vee)
Civic Ceearex (pronounced Cee-Ar-Ex)

If triplets, the third would be named Civic DelSol.

I actually worked with a girl whose name was Knoughenia Iesha [last name](you would not know how to pronounce the first name merely be reading it).

That's all I can think of, my imagination isn't as wild as some of yall's.

Tikadenisha Benadryl Thomas but yall can call me "TT" :p

lmao!!

LOL:D

Hey TT :D

Greg Richard Eleph Yusef Griffin Olaph Osemph Syrupin Esquire

My friends call me G.R.E.Y G.O.O.S.E

My ghetto name is Euniquisha Korbelle Johnson. But you can call me Korbelle or E and J.

The group Pretty Ricky was been screwed over by thier parents.

Diamond Blue Smith
Spectacular Blue Smith
Corey Tavion Mathis
Marcus Ramone Cooper
from wikipedia

I was calling the roll at work and there was a girl named Christianity I just SMH!

She is destined to be the worst child ever born.

There used to be twins at my church named Chris and Christopher. I thought that was really strange.

I had a class with twins and their names were Damon and Damon (pronounced Duh-mun and Damien). How in the world do you get Damien from Damon?!?!?!

why didn't I see this thread b4?

my ghetto name would be Aquanacia Toyotokalon McJenkins... but I answer to Pookie

heeeeeeey girl!!! :p

Sabooya Rayquandria Aquanetta Smith

I was at Wal-Mart and the nametag of the girl in the fabric section said "Amiracle."

ETA: I know of a young lady named "Christian" who had a baby by a guy she knew was engaged to his girlfriend of four years. I don't know about "worst child ever born" but come on....:rolleyes: