I was under the impression that Finance was taking everyone shoe shopping?
That's a small, small start, but really shouldn't we go from the head down?
As our company's occupational health nurse, I have invited our city's most renouned plastic surgeon to give free consults for brow lifts, nose jobs and boob jobs this afternoon from noon to 4pm.
All employees who schedule surgeries today will be given paid convalescent leave time and will also automatically be rewarded that 2% raise that has been previously discussed.
Please sign up for a consult time on the paper posted by the midori sour water cooler (which has been plugged in, and is back to a drinkable temperature... tested it myself!)

I think the server just went down.

Do ya'll have access to the server? Is your internet up? I cant print now. Can any of ya'll? Has anyone talked to IT to see when the server will be back up? I cant print the reports until the server comes back up.

I thought I told you to keep your beer out of the server room, lifesaver!

I'm going to be telecommuting today. Dinner with the client went well last night but my mind is overwhelmed from all the new ideas we discussed. :p

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Looks like it's time to SELL SELL SELL!

Ok everyone go home.

Well unless you're still waiting for a makeover in which case, you cannot leave until approved.

See you all Monday.

And please, don't unplug the coolers:cool:

No ,Birkenstocks are not considered "proffesional attire" even if they are closed toe. No, not even if you wear socks with them.

Short-sleeved shirts with a tie are NOT considered to be professional either, thank you very much.

I am proposing that we give GeekyPenguin a raise for sleeping with the client if we do in fact get their business. Everyone take note, we need more team players in this office!

I'll get back to you on that.

Well, as the Director of the Office of Employee Science and Health (snacks), I'll see if I can get in touch with the Krispy Kreme's man, to see if we can fill in those holes in the doughnuts with kreme :D and get a better array of morning, noon, afternoon, and evening snacks for the office.

Hmmmm, Kevin's birthday is coming soon, maybe I should see about getting a Krispy Kreme cake, what do you all think? But they'll have to split it up, for the "low-carb Atkins approved" people, the diabetics, those "low-sodium" people, those "high calcium, low-fat" people, and those "really don't give a rat's a$$, pile on the sugar" people. Maybe we should just get several Krispy Kakes, and everyone will go for what they know.

I took one for the team. ;)

I think my paycheck is wrong. I got my direct deposit statement and they took to much out for my cafeteria plan.

depends on how well she slept with him.

I just wanted to make sure everyone got the memo about pink day tomorrow. If you wear pink you don't have to come into work.

I'm in.