*hijack*
Butt-whupping? ...so you'd actually date a dude you could put in a headlock, abaici? :D

but, I can almost half-way feel you on this. I dated a sista who was a deputy sheriff -- fine and carries a guvment'-issued 9mm. But in the back of my mind I was like, "da*m, if something jumps off, she could probably beat down her half of the room better than I could mine." :eek:

*end hijack*

*hijack continued*

No...but one should never underestimate adrenaline. Also, I come from a line of women who are known to throw things, put a "root" on you, or just change locks (if need be).

**I'm actually pretty laid-back, but when you get me mad... Let's just say, that I wouldn't mess with me if I were you.***

Tamale Chef Kills Friend, Cooks Him
Thu Apr 22, 9:55 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!

MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican cook killed his drinking buddy, cut up his body and boiled him in herbs, according to police who fear he may have been turning him into tamales.


Prosecutors said on Wednesday they had arrested Carlos Machuca, a tamale-maker, at his home in the western city of Morelia on Tuesday, after receiving an anonymous phone tip.


Officers found a man's mutilated corpse in the living room and body parts simmering in aluminum saucepans on the patio, state prosecutors told Reuters. http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-026.gifhttp://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-026.gif


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../od_nm/cook_dc

Marijuana Plants Found Growing At Day Care Center

POSTED: 6:14 am EDT May 3, 2004

FORT MYERS, Fla. -- Authorities in the Fort Myers area are looking for the operator of a local day-care center, now that some marijuana plants were found growing out back.

Lee County deputies say they initially went to Cynthia Boesenberg's house to find someone who was wanted on felony warrants. But they discovered several marijuana plants growing in her back yard.


http://www.wftv.com/news/3261771/det...005032004&ts=H

Why the daycare story remind me of my ex??? HIm and his friend tried to grow some weed in his grandma bathroom when they were younger *LOL*

I know it's not funny but why did i bust out laughin at the tamale story?!? Y'all I love me some hot tamales, but that story was funny to me. I"m in the computer lab and people lookin at me like i got the virus cuz my @ss just bust up laughin. I always heard the cat and dog jokes, but humans :rolleyes:

I cant believe that lady had her own c-section...talk about takin ur health in ur own hands.

Call me crazy but...I think the eye jewelry is cute. I pop my contacts in and out in a flash. I wonder how much it cost in american money and what are the side effects...

Coaches in Hot Water Over 'Crybaby' Award
 

The coaches of a middle school basketball team who humiliated one of their players by giving him a "crybaby award" will likely face disciplinary action from district officials.

http://kyw.com/Local%20News/local_story_125232235.html

I wasn't sure if this was the correct place to post it, but this was the closest thread I could find that was appropriate

Re: Coaches in Hot Water Over 'Crybaby' Award
 

I'm sorry but that was too funny. A "crybaby award!" Not that the trophy had a baby on top of it. That is funny. Yeah, it was poor judgment on the coach's part and I am sure the child and his parents were humiliated. Anyone who has ever worked with kids can relate to how the coach felt, we just have enough common sense not to follow through on some of our "revenge" fantasies.

Computer Glitch Gives Out Free Gasoline
 

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...fe_st/free_gas

PITTSFIELD TOWNSHIP, Mich. - You can pump, but you can't hide. Some motorists in Michigan have found out the hard way that you can't just gas and go.



They discovered that because of a computer glitch they could swipe their drivers' licenses instead of credit cards to gas up for free at the pumps outside the Meijer chain.

Re: Coaches in Hot Water Over 'Crybaby' Award
 

This happened in my community. I know that father, he's an very good friend of mine!!!!! The coach in question might get fired.

Re: Computer Glitch Gives Out Free Gasoline
 

I heard about this on the news this morning. Hubby and were :eek: at the people who are going to get caught because of this. Didn't they know that since it's a computer that it would hold all of their info, thus helping the police catch them?? :confused:

Laboratory creates babypeople
 

http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/05/05....ap/index.html

Chicago laboratory creates five healthy babypeople to serve as donors for their brothers and sisters, who are ill. I have really mixed feelings about this.

Interesting quote:
"Of all the reasons people have babies, this would seem to be a wonderful reason. Most reasons are either mindless sex or selfish reasons."
-- Norman Fost, University of Wisconsin medical ethicist

Re: Re: Computer Glitch Gives Out Free Gasoline
 

Those people were too stupid to actually use their real driver's licenses. I could see using a library card or something that isn't as advanced. But your license...they should've known the law would catch up with that. You know folks were probably driving down from Detroit to go to that gas station too..."hey man, I got the hook up on gas..."

Re: Re: Re: Computer Glitch Gives Out Free Gasoline
 

You know they were! Folks were probably coming from the East and West sides out of the woodworks! lol

Re: Computer Glitch Gives Out Free Gasoline
 

lol i would have swiped another card so i couldnt be traced

well damn somebody just said that bout 2 posts up...sorry

Nasty s**t
 

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click...5B223&set_id=1

Man discusses what cooked human manhood tastes like...:mad: :eek: :o