Whoops! Yeah, that's DEFINITELY a drunk signature unless her hand was cramped from giving out her autograph to thousands of 12 year olds (which I have a feeling wasn't happening at 5:30 AM).

Or unless her hand was cramped from giving Jason a han...

never mind.

CTFU!!!

If you compare her signature from the marriage certificate to an authentic signature of hers (like the one on my concert tickets)--it matches--therefore breaking down the drunk britney theory.

I kinda feel bad about the wagon wheel/hay bale picture... not only is the poor kid a joke for this marriage, but he also has to have this pic all over the place.

Honestly, I'm sure y'all have some pic of yourself somewhere, where the photographer insisted on using a lame background.

For the Newlyweds!
 

They never lived in a trailer park.... and she has over 50 million... I doubt she'll ever need more money forcing her to live in a trailer park.

I kinda think she was serious. If you watched the interview with him it seemed sincere. And in the wedding picture she doesn't look wasted. http://www.britneyspy.com/images/weddingsmall.jpg


The couple that they witnessed said that the two were both nervous and that Britney was crying happy tears afterward.

my favorite quote of the week.


on L.A.'s Kiss FM, i heard a remake of britney's 'oops, i did it again'

"oops, i married my friend
i was drunk off my butt
at 5 a.m.
in vegas baby

oops, we are not in love
we'll just get it annulled
i am such an idiot"


it was hilarious

Saw the guy on TV.
All I can say is, I would have paid $300 to be there. Shit would be looking like the musical interpretation of Hee Haw.

Daisy Mae Spears?

LOL !!!!!!!!!!

:D

Courtesy of Dave Letterman: :)

Top Ten Messages on Britney Spears' Answering Machine


10. "This is the printing company -- your wedding announcements are ready"

9. "Hey it's Christina Aguilera, did you get married or did I?"

8. "It's the printing company again -- your annulement announcements are ready"

7. "Pete Rose here, couldn't you at least have beat the over/under?"

6. "So other than the embarrassing marriage and annulment, how was vegas?"

5. "Hey, it's Paris. You don't need to get married to get attention. Just videotape yourself having sex and release it on the internet."

4. "This is Kenny from high school. I have a couple of hours free on Thursday if you want to get married and divorced."

3. "Honey, it's Liza. Next time, instead of an annulment, hit him with a bottle."

2. "It's Jessica Simpson. Thanks for making me look like a genius."

1. "Rush Limbaugh here. I'd love to try whatever you were taking the other night."

Another Annulment Theory
 

Maybe when Jason woke up the morning, he saw this...

http://www.angelfire.com/pop/destroybrit/without.jpg

Britney without makeup :eek: :eek: :eek:

someone told me today that Britney gave Jason a $250,000 Porsche for not making things difficult... but i don't know if it's true?!? has anyone else heard something similar?

That's interesting Mullet. Where did you hear that? He prolly deserves something since he handled it so well, with his interviews and such.