Damn, folks gotta know my money ain't right. My mic doesn't match my outfit. How come J-Lo can get a white mic with her outfit and I can't? I thought dressing skanky gets a girl everything.

OR

Kids? I ain't got no kids to see me in this outfit one day. I'm telling you I don't know anybody named Denham... How come I know how to spell it? I don't know whatchu talking about.

In the voice of Shanaynay...

Shoooot, you can't tell me that I ain't still got it! Beyonce who?

I'm proud of my lil arse teeth! If they were normal-sized, my powerful voice couldn't get out of my mouth. But, naw, I still can't pose for a photo yet.

c'mon Chris, look close. If you tilt your head jusss right I look like Tiger Woods, don't I?

Russell braggin: And yeah man, I brought a 4 million dollar Bentley. Then, i spent frivolous amounts of money for a solid gold bath tub. I rented Disney World for my little girl's birthday party. My adidas are made of platinum and diamonds. My wife is taller than me, but she still my trophy, etc.

Chris Rock thinking to himself: "How much for one rib??!!" 15 cents? GOOD LAWD! F*&# da cup and po' it in my hand for a nickle!!

Yeah Ciara, you young bish....let me see YOU 1, 2 step!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...e/55314991.jpg

Watch out dere neh fo' I beat dat azz!!

Jay-Z: Me and B want to send this one out to all those horses who dedicated their tails and whatnot, to contribute to this un-be-weavable creation you see before you tonight...yeah..yeah..yeah..

Beyonce:Damnit! I flipped it too fast....it's throwing off my equillibrium....I hope they sewed it tight enough:eek:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I just spit out my soy milk man!

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I thought you knew. Holla at a playa.

What is that velvet?? It's BEAUTIFUL!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! One of my all time favorite lines from Coming to America ;)