GET YOUR OWN SIG!
 

I'm not mad at her! It's a GREAT idea! Folks want to steal your stylo and stuff! ;)

BirthaBlue's Siggy...
 

"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter. "

between your toddler and little btb, yall have the
funniest kids!!

Re: BirthaBlue's Siggy...
 

OMIGOODNESS!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: BirthaBlue's Siggy...
 

Thank you! She is definitely a character - always got something going!

I'd like to thank GRITS for her sig. I was really going through something weekend, not sure what to do, but her sig quoted something from TD Jakes that put some things in perspective for me :)

I like 9dstpm's siggie
 

Hubby and I are reading the latest Jet (the one with Brandy on the cover)

Me: Umm, Honey, Brandy says that she and Robert had a spiritual union. Is that the new term for just screwing?

Hubby: Only if she's saying "Oh, God. Oh, God" during sex


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When I first read that, I CRACKED UP!!!! :D
Heeheehee...

ttt for Abaici 'n' em

Thanks CT4
 

This cracked me up last night...

Wow, that's a cool car! It's like a Bratz car. Just supersized.

~~little btb87's remarks at a sighting of a Dodge Neon~~

**ahem** TTT

Thanks. I always want to post in this thread, but I can never find it! I love 9dstpm's siggy about her client and Dennis Haysbert (is that his name...LOL!!!)

^^
The Dennis Haysbert siggies have me rolling. That poor 12-year-old client needs to stop messing with 9dstpm.
:p

NEW SIG ALERT!!! The 12 year old came to visit yesterday!!!

ROTFLMBO

LMAO. I love the new sig. Why does that child hate Dennis Haysbert so much?:confused:

Because he looks like a REAL man. He is very handsome. I didn't think so when I was in high school. But, how times change. LOL!!