The sound of people chewing! UGGHHH I cannot have silence when eating with others because the sound of chewing is terrible!!

Tags hanging out of the back of people's shirts

Ditto on the tardiness and the driving slow in the fast lane

People going out and leaving all the lights on in the house when I turned them all off when I left and I come home and no one's home but every single light in on!!!!! Arg!!

People who breathe really loud

Gum underneath chairs and tables

Gum chewing. It's gross. Don't do it at work. I don't like to see chewed gum in your mouth when you talk to me.

Flakiness. If you're not going to do it, don't say you will.

Cattiness. If you don't like me, say so, and we'll try to work something out. Don't be such a girl about things.

Fords. They just bug me.

Mutants.

-Rudey

popping gum
clicking pens
People who look all around the room when you are talking to them or ask you to repeat yourself bcause they were not listening.
People who park a part of their car in MY driveway.
Music so loud in the car/truck all you hear is BOOM BOOM BOOM!
People who arealways sick -go to the DOCTOR if you feel funny-awful-terrible-constipated...
Oh, and blow your darn nose, don't wipe it on your hand or sleeve.

Do guys HAVE to arrange and rearrange their privates every 5 minutes?

Spitting.

Only if they have amazingly large privates.

-Rudey

....or so senile they have to keep checking if they're still there!