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UM...wow. I can only imagine he speaks much like he writes....comedy....
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Pimp Slap part 2
I want to send a Pimp Slap out to my boss, who thinks that just because he is the boss he can talk to me anyway he feels like it!@!@:mad: :mad: :mad:
I want to pimp slap my neighbor for not removing a tree that fell on my privacy fence.!! I am sure that I can think of some more Sisterly AKAleg08 # 5 Truepearl Nu Delta Omega Summer 99 |
I want to pimp slap the l.o.m.l. for getting hurt and not telling me about it and then getting hurt again and falling into a month worth of sleep. I still love you though man.
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PIMP SLAP!!!
One big, gigantic, leave a mark on ur face PS to all those IDIOTS out there (including my Uncle Roderick) who voted for ur President -- are we not in America? Don't we live in a democracy? Let's out that amendment (or whatever it is) that says the President of the U.S. can only hold two terms in office . . . . . . . . . . AND THEN I want to PS NASA for not creating a time machine that can transport us all back to when Clinton was President so he can run & win again . . . and again . . . and again . . . and again . . .
PS unemployment! PS increases in crime! PS not having opportunities! PS No Child . . . (u know the rest)! One final PS to the other idiot (but not as bad as his son, ur President) George who decided to NOT use a condom . . . damn Barbara. |
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I can't believe that it's been almost two years since I last posted a beating!!!!!
Okay let's see. This round of pimp stick beatings goes to.........
1. My sister and father for making me cry on my birfday (WANKERS) 2. My nephew's father for always acting a fool just to get attention (the spell done wore off ages ago, Boo Boo); he is just plain :o 3. My father again b/c he still gossips about family (he'll just never get enough b/c he has no life) :rolleyes: 4. My nephew for not listening to authority especially when he knows what he's doing is wrong/ potentially dangerous :mad: |
Pimp Slaps are gleefully handed out to:
This lady at my job: let's call her "Miss Pearl" shall we? "Miss Pearl" seems like a nice enough lady when you meet her. However, I think she is either going through "the change" or she's just a mean old lady. Somedays she's really nice and gives out compliments and is just sooo nice. Other days, she is downright two-faced and talks about everybody at the agency behind their backs and gets to scheming and plotting against certain co-workers. IMHO, I think she needs some estrogen or something to go along with the pimp slap!! :rolleyes: People Who Call My Job: when I tell you that so and so is not in right now and I offer to transfer you to their voice mail, that is NOT the time to say no and then say, "can you tell so and so that I called and that I need such and such?" NO!!! Either let me transfer you to voice mail or you call back later!!! Pimp slaps to each and every person who has done that to me today!! :mad: |
To all the GC haters...
....who try to rain on my parade every time I post on GC and to those who have given me a hard time and cast aspersions on my character, past and present, while I won't name names (you know who you are), I give you one big huge collective pimp slap:
http://www.geocities.com/anothersonganddance/owned.jpg NOW GO IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH! Dang, that felt good to get off my chest. *whew* |
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A man on the news is traveling with his family. They stop at a gas station the man pays for the gas while the wife and baby are in the store. 6 hours later, the man is on the highway and is stopped by police. They told him his wife called asking to find her husband because he left his family at the gas station. He said he just forgot they weren't in the car because the wife stays backseat with the baby...WTF!?!?!?! :eek:
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From an email...
Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!! Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow: * You can only slap one person per hour - no more. * You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day. * You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant. * No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher. * If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day! |
Conditional pimp slap to the Miami Heat and to Shaq. You don't have your "diesel" working when you lose to Vince Carter and the Pisacataway Pests.:rolleyes:
This could be rescinded with a win in game 2. |
AKA2D '91, that sounds like fun, but I don't feel the need to pimp slap any of my co-workers or bosses. :D :cool:
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To my other half. I love you but you need a damn pimp slap.
To my school district, words can not describe the pimp slap in reality you need,:mad: :mad: :mad: |
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