1. Britney Spears
2. Jennifer Lopez (I used to love the Wedding Planner, now I can't stand to watch it)
3. Kirsten Dunst (I'm so glad there are so many who agree!)
4. Paris Hilton (I think Nikki's all right)
5. Anyone who publicly chews their food loudly on TV (the most recent being the guy on Real World... GROSS!)

I couldn't decide on five people, so I came up with 5 groups...

1. Anyone who has been on a tennybopper Disney show. This would emcompass Hilary Duff and Raven.

2. The administration of WVU. Would ya throw us a bone down here in Montgomery, PLEASE?

3. The past handful of presidents at my current school whom have let WVU walk all over Tech and let it get run into the ground with basically no future in sight.

4. Whomever developed Clinque's "Happy" perfume. I am deathly allergic to it and many people who wear it feel they have this need to bathe in it. (This also applies to any Tommy Hilfiger perfume developer as well)

5. Gretchen Wilson. Despite the fact I live in West Virginia, I woul dmuch rather be a "high class borad" than a "redneck woman."

Dr. Phil - Please join the century.

Dr. Laura Schlessinger - bitch, are you trying to set the woman's movement back 50 years? Your books are rather insulting to men too. They're not simple beings.

Joyce Meyer - ugh

Montell Williams - You're against people taking drugs like Ritalin, but you want to legalize marijuana, you little hypocrite.

Paris Hilton - you dumb bigoted little bitch.

1. George W. Bush - He got elected b/c he makes people in middle of nowhere feel safe from terrorists. If only he could do the same with people in places like NYC where the threat is a smidgen greater. Color coding terror alerts and seeing the national guard hanging out on my way to/from work everyday just ain't doing it.

2. Demi Moore - you can't act and their ain't nothing Ashton can do about it!

3. Michael Moore - he's so concerned about the struggle of the working man - nice townhouse in nyc. all he has proven to me is you can "prove" anything you want with misleading editing.

4. Star Jones - TRASH!! Pay for your own wedding like all us normal people have to! Corporate sponsors!? - what was it a wedding or a NFL half time show.

5. Ashlee Simpson - no one will ever take you seriously - you were Simon's girlfriend on 7th Heaven! And stop whining about being in Jessica's shadow. The only reason you have a career is that shadow!

1. Paris Hilton
2. Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth
3. Hillary Duff
4. Demi Moore
5. Ashton Kutcher

There are many more but the thread only calls for five. Dang it! :D

1. the guy who comes up with the next generic reality show
(the biggest blah, the littlest blah, the blah, challenges
between season blah and blah, blah reunion, trading
blah, extreme blah, etceteblah)

2. the guy who decides 3 seasons of American Idol wasn't enough

3. the guy who finds one more industry to have an award show, or decides that movie stars need more award ceremonies

4. the next actor/ress that records a mediocre album, esp. dance music. this excludes Bill Shatner and Robert Downey, Jr because Bill's the man, Downey was the shit in Heart and Souls, yo.

5. the guy who decided WKU-South Bama would be pay-per-view but WKU-UVA isn't aired. GO BIG RED

1. Cheney / Dubya
2. Rumsfeld
3. Britney Spears
4. Tucker Carlson and/or Bill O'Reilly
5. Paris Hilton (if only for horrible grammar!)

Would it be allowed to just punch Ann Coulter five times instead of punching five different people?

1. Cheryl Crow
2. Michael Moore
3. the person who came up with the Hardees ad where the woman fits her fist into her mouth (gross)
4. Rachel Ray
5. Tony Danza

1. Diddy
2.Arnold
3.G.Dubb
4. What's his face from FEMA
5.Dick-head Cheney

Oh oh oh, me too, me too! Of course, only if I get to hit him once for each damn name he's gone through!

Thought of two more:

1. Britney Spare, oops, I meant Spears
2. Kobe Bryant

1) Anyone who's on one of those "Best of" shows who's basically unknown. Mo'nique? And rappers who try to say which were the best shows in the 70's - were they even alive then?!

2) Barbara Streisand.

3) Donald "my stuff doesn't stink" Trump.

4) Michael "everything about me stinks!" Moore. Dude! It's called a shower!! Take one once in a while!!

5) Alex Baldwin - for not responding to my offer to help him move.

Careful, now. You know big brother is watching.



Sidenote - why do ya'll want to punch Rachel Ray?????

1. Bush (I think he is one of the DUMBEST Presidents in history)

2. Jessica Simpson (you've got a brain, use it!!!!)

3. Ashlee Simpson (HELLO, the only reason you got a contract was thanks to your sister)

4. Tom Cruise (saying post partum depression doesn't happen, god help Katie if she suffers from it)

5. Britney Spears (your husband is scuz, leave the asshole!)