To the 3 Melanin challaneged men who interviewed me: Looking absolutely bored while I'm answering interview questions was not necessary. If you didn't like what I said, at least try to look interested. Dang..... oh by the way... please call me, I need the job!!!!!

To GOD: I claimed said job when I walked into the building. It is just what I was looking for. Help a sista out please!

To My Co-worker: If you just shut up and listen you'll understand the point I'm trying to make. But that's not going to happen since you think you know everything anyway!

To D: You haven't called in a long time, I don't know why I keep believing you will. I probably won't get a happy B-day wish from you either. I just need to get over you! You are so not worth my time......i've just got to get that into my head.

To 1browngirl: I have a "D" also and I was coming to post a message along the same lines. You took the words out of my mouth because they apply to my "D" also. Therefore, I am going to hijack your post! :D

P.S. Are you reading my mind? That post sounds too much like what I was going to say. HC I hope it's not the same "D"... Just kidding!

To my father: You are the most hypocritical bastard I know. No wonder I don't like you any more. How are you gonna fix your mouth to tell my mother to leave after YOU'VE cheated on her for 13 years?!! WTF is that isht? Oh we're leaving all right. Note that I said WE, meaning myself AND your granddaughter. Did you really think that I'd keep my child around you and your mess? :rolleyes: I hope this binch is worth losing the REST of your family over. I hope you get a disease from her, I hope she's worth it, because I AM DONE WITH YOU. PERIOD..

To Nikki1920: Since I have "been there, done that" with my own so-in-so "father", :rolleyes: I'll be praying for you and your family. :)

To certain "indulgent" people on GC: STOP BEIN A LIL B***H! DON'T NOBODY LIKE YOU!

To A.N. (UBS): You just have no idea how good It felt to hear from you last Friday. Thank you! :)

To D.L.A.A.D.S: How does that song go...Don't start no stuff, won't be no stuff!! Like you said, folks don't think that fat meat is greasy until it leaves a stain:eek: But you know it's allll good...

And finally to J.C.: Things could have been handled a little bit, no a WHOLE LOT better than how they were handled by you - you know that I am a WOMAN, not a FOOL and don't nuh'in get past me...you can't out-bullsh*t a bullsh*tter. I WROTE THE MANUAL to the game, grasshoppa :rolleyes:

To A.N. You know you mean alot to P.C. and Me. We will never be able to put into words how your words of wisdom have inspired us both beyound our journey:D

To D.A. You know we are down like four flat tires. I got your back whenever you need me. And to the person that did not believe that Fat Meat is Greasy....:rolleyes:, you will learn not to mess with dem April Women. Wax on Wax off Danielson..cause you obviously have more to learn

To C.A.P. I want to thank you for the best Sweetest Day I have had in years. You really went all out. You are right...It's the LITTLE THINGS that matter ;) ...oh yeah you can get your re-match in Air Hockey any time....I am STILL THE CHAMP:D

To umm A.D.P. You must be like that fellow Dojo is putting on ice right about now. I got to make you a believer as well. {{{{{sounding of a bell}}}}} Did you hear that son? Get to class cause schools in session. I'll hollah at you on Thursday..your most valuable lesson is yet to come:eek:

To PC and FK: You too are the best. I'm glad we are all in this together. No matter what, now matter how long it takes, no matter how far we are, I gots nothing but love for you. And PC, my offer still stands! I got 2 rooms open starting Nov. 1!! And you too FK.;) :p

to my parents: i love yall so much!! your support means so much to me. i cry, in part, to what i'm going through but i also cry because of you all's support and love. both of you mean so much to me

Oh sorry! Thanks for the edit CT4! :o

To Our Hand-Me-Down Cadillac: I am about tired of you. Hubby and I treat you good. We change your oil faithfully, rotate your tires, gave you a new battery and spark plugs, and made sure that you had all your needed fluids. We even bought you new brakes. How do you repay us? You sputter and cut off in the middle of BUSY intersections and also on the hottest days of the year. :mad: You drink up gas like it's $1 beer night at the redneck bar. I hate you so much. We have taken you to a specialist who told us that it might be the transmission or it might be electrical problems. The nice man told us that it would probably run us about $2000 to fix you. Hubby and I talked it over and HMDC, we will not give you that much money. When we get our income tax refund from Uncle Sam next January, we are taking you to the Push, Pull, Drag sale at the car dealer up the street and we are trading you in for a Ford Focus. I'm sorry, but this is tough love. Perhaps you will find a nice high school kid to take care of you. It's better this way.

To 9dstpm: This has got to be one of the funniest open letters I've ever read. LOL @ the tough love treatment of HMDC.

To FeeFee, Gina, and TooCute: I still love you CLOWNING SCALLYWAGS!!! Yall can still roll with me and come to the wedding. But I want GOOD presents or gift cards. :D

To CT4: I love you too!!! :p :D

TO CT4: I love you too!! :D Don't worry the gift will GOOD!!!