Oh great and wise Arya, what should I do to prepare for my Jeopardy tryout?

Meditation and seek the knowledge u seek through your self being.

Why do men (or should I say boys) get your number and then they don't call you?

I would love Arya the great's opinion but all guys feel free to comment because I can't figure it out.

It has nothing to dowith you or other women or girls. Many men collect numbers like people collect baseball card. It's not you, it's just a hobby. BTW, can I get ur number?

Docet's quetions will be answered by on sentenced

Yes and no

Why do guys who know they have feelings for you(years) never say anything about it and beat around the bush, if they know you have some for them?

[I]In reality, guys are scared of girls who they liked. Athough the Great ARya have never experienced this.

Is it really necessary for me to go to work today or can I just go back to bed??

Yes, saved up the sick work days for the long weekends.

Should I resign my lease for my apartment in Allston or should I start looking for apartments in Back Bay to move too?

The Great Arya sense great thing if you go to Back Bay. Why you might ask. The reason is simple, Baby got Back Bay.

Oh great knowledgeable one...


what is a good...creative excuse for calling in sick...or leaving early??

not the usual sick, something came up...or excuses like that..something GOOD..???

its so pretty here in miami...i want to be at the pool sipping daquri's!

It's my day of mourning cause my pet baboon got impregnated by a chimpanzee

Another man question. I believe I know the answer to this, but Arya's comments are always welcome.
Why do men always ask, "So, where's your boyfriend at tonight?" It is like they suddenly get the urge to know the whereabouts of every man in the world.

P.S.- Not going to contribute to your "baseball card" collection:D

The Great Arya has come back form his hiatus.

The men asked that question because of our uncanning methodology of locating other men. We consider the girlfriend our own GPRS system.

Should I cut my hair?
Why does my computer monitor sound like it has a cricket?
When the girl is older than the guy, what is too much of an age difference?
What are your thoughts on girls making the first move?
Coke or Pepsi?

Oh wise one, I believe I have the most important question of all...

Boxers or briefs??? :D

The great Arya thing you should shave it all off.
30 years
Girls should have equal partnership in all portion of the relationship, including the introduction part.
Definately pepsi

None of the above, let them all hang out.