I just learned that Dan Campbell and I share a birthday. April 13, lol.

Well, then give yourself the same makeover so you can be birthday twins!

Let’s go boys! Shake hands and let’s get this game rolling! Woohoo!


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Ew!

Lol, so you admit your styling skills are crap?

Omg, I never said it was great! I mean, I told him I know nothing about cutting hair, I’m a vet, not a stylist. But he waved a five dollar bill like it was a salon gift card. What was I supposed to do? I swear, he practically begged for disaster.

Long story short, he begged and bribed, I caved, and $5 bucks later, history was made. I take no responsibility for that curl crime.

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Such good sportsmanship boys!

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LMAO! Why does dude’s curl look like a wet mullet now? LOL! I hollered!

CG, what are you going to do when the Vikings lose against Detroit? You been in here talking all this trash and roasting Dan Campbell with hairdos and begging positions LOL, and soon y’all got a game coming up. You do know y’all are going to lose, right? They beat y’all twice in a row last season with a seasoned QB and now y’all got a starter as a fragile rookie who plays like he’s still in college, and a dude who’s somewhat of a rookie. Dude hasn’t been playing long, and starting rookie homeboy played two games LOL. Y’all have no chance. Let me guess, you won’t be “coaching” that day. Lmao

Plus, his hair is 4 inches longer in the second picture. He must have had another one of CG's instant hair restoration treatments.

Nope. I’m coaching that day, I just won’t be coaching JJ. The only thing Blue Boy reads better than defenses is his own injury report. And I’ve seen more leadership in a litter box than I have in Blue Boy as a QB. He’s awful. I don’t know who the other QB is that you’re referring to. “Somewhat of a rookie”? Who’s that? We’ve been using Carson Wentz. He’s been in the NFL for years.

Nope. What you see there is called a hydro aerodynamic mullet. It helps with headset friction and post game interviews. That’s what he said he wanted. $5 bucks. It only looks longer now because the product reached its full potential by the end of the game that night. I’m going to have to cut it again. Another $5 bucks. :)

:( the Bills

It’s not the NFL, but it’s still football. Back at my alma mater for tonight’s game against Nebraska. It feels good to be home at my old stomping grounds. :)

Don't forget your other alma mater. It's not looking good for Little Brother this year...again, lol.

Go Blue!!!

I'm watching the Lions right now. They ARE looking good. FYI, it looks like Dan Campbell found someone else to do his hair, CG. It looks good, too. ;)

Can you please come and get Blue Boy? He plays professional football like he’s still in college. I don’t think he’s figured out that they’re not the same. I miss Kirk Cousins. I guess MSU QBs know the difference.

Yes, he did. He hated it. I mean, look at him. He does NOT look happy.

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He told me ALL about it. In my head, I was like… “What’d you do to your hair, boy?” So he asked me to fix it back to what I did before… It was like a three day process, but it worked out. He was so happy.

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Day one was tough….

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Day two we started seeing results….

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And then…. Woohoo! Go Daniel!

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Hmmm. His boss isn't happy that he's not driving a Ford. And you forgot his dogs!

Give JJ some time. You'll be singing his praises once he settles in. BTW, does he still meditate before the games, sitting against the goalpost, like he did at Michigan?