What if I can't?

Will the steak I plan to make tomorrow night be any good? Will I get laid tomorrow night or at all this weekend?

Y'all mad about THAT?!?!

Why can't a doctor just call and give you the results of tests? Hubby just got an MRI and a huge panel of blood work. We go to the neurologist on Tuesday and then back to the regular doctor next Friday. I'm so tired of waiting. Ugh.

Tell me GC-- WHY?!!

Because they make more $ from office visits? In my experience, they do call when something is wrong. Hope you get answers soon.

Reason # 364 why I love my general practitioner - he PERSONALLY calls with test results as soon as he gets them, no matter the result. He said he wants to be able to answer any questions you might have.

Why can't more doctors be like him?

What would my office ever do without my boss to nitpik everything to DEATH? What would happen if she minded her own business and kept her nose out of things?

Why do I have so many on-line students who do absolutely NOTHING? Did they think that all they had to do was sign up for the course?

Will this professor EVER GRADE ANYTHING??? This semester is over in a month. I've completed and submitted 10 assignments. She has only graded two.

Why does my husband want to move back to Austin, after we moved to Ohio?

I had a doctor get fired from his practice because he wasn't seeing enough patients per day and he was seeing something like 40 patients EVERY DAY. God forbid somebody should have something that isn't treatable in a 30 second conversation with a scrip pad. How on earth would he ever be able to do a money wasting thing like make his own phone calls?

My question of the day is why, after about 35 years of knowing I have 1 leg shorter than the other did a chiropractor suggest something crazy like PUT A LIFT IN YOUR SHOE. No adjustment needed (for that), just a simple piece of rubber that would have made my life easier a generation ago. Is she a genius or is everyone else stupid?

Everyone else is stupid. Y'all really have to start to ask harder questions!

The other little nugget of genius she did was after giving me adjustments in my neck (82% loss of mobility and I'm only 47) and low back, she had me ice both spots for 10 minutes before leaving. Again DUH, but in the I don't know how many times I've seen a chiropractor I've NEVER had this added to the treatment. What up with that?

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