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christiangirl 04-26-2010 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by SydneyK (Post 1921213)
^^ That made me giggle. Then I remembered the pic I saw of the little boy who had run while holding a fork. Pic below (linked instead of posted so people who don't want to see it don't have to.)

Click at your own risk. (It's safe for work, but it'll make moms cringe.)
Ooooooooooowwwwwwwww!!

I mean...hey hey that was fun! If you have a weak stomach, click that one!!!

cheerfulgreek 04-26-2010 05:58 PM
A guinea pig that rubs its butt on the ground has worms.

chickenoodle 04-26-2010 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek (Post 1921375)
A guinea pig that rubs its butt on the ground has worms.
(What's the real reason they rub their butt?)



If you are lucky enough to receive an e-mail from Nigeria proposing a business partnership, make sure you send them all the required information, including your SSN# and birthdate. Conducting business in this manner is always a good idea.





(no really, don't. i was being facetious)

cheerfulgreek 04-26-2010 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by chickenoodle (Post 1921382)
(What's the real reason they rub their butt?)
To mark their territory. Cats do it all the time when they rub their bodies against things, including their owner. Cats think they own their owner.:p

Preston327 04-26-2010 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by 1stSoon2BePhD (Post 1921224)
If Domino's doesn't deliver your pizza in 45 minutes or less, you should call and threaten to kill the person who answers the phone. This will not only get your pizza there quicker but the next time you order, you will get a free pizza.
When the overworked teenager running Popeye's cash register gives you nickels instead of quarters in your change, don't calmly wait for the manager to pop his register to correct the error. Instead, pull out your illegal switchblade and threaten to "bleed him like a pig" in full view of the rest of the patrons.

True story. Enjoy your prison term, jackass.

jdrama 04-26-2010 09:05 PM
If you always use the bathroom and never wash your hands BUT you are always sick (roommate!), it's obviously the tissue you used. Get unscented.

AOII Angel 04-26-2010 09:09 PM
If the food you ordered at a chain restaurant isn't exactly the way you wanted it, call your waiter back, tell him that he must be an idiot for getting your order wrong and send it back to the kitchen. They won't do anything nasty to your food---promise!;)

ree-Xi 04-26-2010 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek (Post 1921475)
To mark their territory. Cat's do it all the time when they rub their bodies against things, including their owner. Cat's think they own their owner.:p
Cats, not cat's. Cats is plural, cat's is possessive.

Sorry, huge pet peeve (apologize if grammar/spelling correction is YOUR pet peeve lol).

cheerfulgreek 04-26-2010 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by ree-Xi (Post 1921524)
Cats, not cat's. Cats is plural, cat's is possessive.

Sorry, huge pet peeve (apologize if grammar/spelling correction is YOUR pet peeve lol).
Ooops. I know...:o:o

and I did it twice.:o

cheerfulgreek 04-26-2010 10:16 PM
Mange is always contagious from pet to pet.

Oh, and Mercury is much hotter than Venus since it's closer to the Sun. And speaking of the Sun, it's yellow.

DrPhil 04-26-2010 10:27 PM
cheerfulgreek barely has a fun or funny bone in her body.

moe.ron 04-26-2010 10:28 PM
It's ok for you to yell bomb in the airport. actually, you would be treated extra nicely if you run into an airport with a backpack and yell bomb.

cheerfulgreek 04-26-2010 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by DrPhil (Post 1921551)
cheerfulgreek barely has a fun or funny bone in her body.
You didn't think my DNA post was funny? I thought it was hilarious. Oh, and I just love freaking people out with information that sounds real to them. lol :p

I think I laugh at my own jokes, though.:(

1stSoon2BePhD 04-26-2010 10:38 PM
<hijack>
I, for one, did not understand where you were going with the DNA joke... and I have my bachelors in biochemistry.

</hijack>

cheerfulgreek 04-26-2010 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek (Post 1921034)
DNA needs proteins to read the information it contains and help run the cell. But the manufacture of proteins itself really doesn't necessarily depend on DNA, and that's because it contains the information about what order to stitch amino acids together.

Oh, and in living things as we see them now, the "other" nucleic acid never combines the properties of DNA and protein, and that's because it can actually preserve information in the order of bases in a linear molecule. lol

I love this thread. (This part is accurate) :p:p
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Originally Posted by 1stSoon2BePhD (Post 1921558)
<hijack>
I, for one, did not understand where you were going with the DNA joke... and I have my bachelors in biochemistry.

</hijack>
I was just saying that the manufacture of proteins doesn't always depend on DNA, when it actually does. It's just that proteins and DNA depend on each other. It's kinda like the "Chicken and the egg" puzzle.

And the other part was false, too.

No one got it.:(

eta: and what are you getting your PhD in?


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