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Originally Posted by christiangirl (Post 2053567)

Unfortunately, this tale from the crypt comes out every now and again.

ETA: HEEY! WUZZ HANNIN , THIS YA BOI BOI T** IM LOOKN 2 DATE SEXY GORGEOUS WOMEN THATS DTF, IF U LOOKN 4 A NICE RESPECTABLE GENTLEMEN , DAT KNOWS HOW 2 TREAT A WOMEN, IM YOUR MAN, IM SINGLE , IM 25 YEARS OLD , IM 4RM ******* BUT NOW STAYING N *****...I WRK & SKUL PART TIME, IM A MMA FIGHTER AT AKA LOCATED IN ******....IM A RAPER & PRODUCER , IM VERY ACTIVE & ADVENTUREOUS , I LIKE 2 TRAVEL & DEW ALOT OF FUN THINGS , I LIKE MOVIES , SPORTS , SHOOTING RANGE, POOL & BOWLING...I LIGHT WEIGHT CLUB , IM A GENTLEMEN , VERY OPEN & HONEST, POSITIVE UP LIFTING & OUTGOING , SUM TIMES MYSTERIOUS ;) IF U FEEL IM SUM 1 U CAN CONECT WIT , I WOULD LIKE 2 TRADE NUMBERS & TALK 2 U DIRECT...GET & ME. I WOULD LIKE 2 HOOK UP & GET ACTIVE WITH A NICE SEXY PRETTY HOT GORGEOUS YOUNG LADY , THATS DTF IF IT COMES TO IT, & DEW OTHER FUN ACTIVITIES.

So you're a "raper" who's DTF? Hmmmmmm.........*thumbs down*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnlNILIMgCI

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Originally Posted by IrishLake (Post 2059447)

Which bowl, exactly?
http://2pep.com/funny%20pics/worlds%...ing%20Dogs.jpg
or

lol
That's so cute.:p

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Originally Posted by Shawn Mack (Post 2059442)

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Check out my new signature :)
when you get a chance, now look me on facebook
so you can see im a real person

Kind of curious, here. This is directed to your siggy. Umm, why do you think it's "not cool" being single? :confused:

Woooooow. So this one's response to my being a "woman of faith" is saying that he goes to church and knows his Word, too. The evidence? He used a passage from Genesis to explain why he deserves sex before he agrees to commit.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/...ruler/hell.jpg

I.....I....um....:confused:

Please tell me he's joking....*reads further*....okay, he's joking. But he didn't write anything real really....

About Me: My hobbies are 1) running over squirrels with my moms car 2) wearing pantyhose 3) lighting kittens on fire 4) bangin chicks over 65 and getting their social security check money 5) farting in front of old people cause they do it right?

i like big girls, i can not lie. if you need a man baby im that guy! up in the club V.i.P
big girls everywhere and they're lovin me. yeah i wanna sandwhich ill take two! put it in the kitchen they know what to do
big girl big job big salary...big girls dont care bout calories!!!!

FOUR WORDS NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR: There is no food.

I wonder if anyone can take a jokek??

First Date: You come over. hand me all of your withdrawn savings-cash only duh! You get bent over and worked. I zip up and say "dismissed ho". You leave. I get hammered and call 3 months later. LOOK I AM ONLY KIDDING.. THOUGHT IT WOULD SPIKE A SMILE...BUT ON THE REAL MAYBE GO EAT, PLAY SOME POOL, DARTS, BOWLING, WORKOUT..

ETA: And another one likes seeing "natural wonders like the Taj Mahal." :confused: Why do these people keep ending up in MY search results???

*bump* I think she's talking about this one.