"Head shots" startled me
I thought of Call of Duty
That's fiance's fault

"Head shots" means pictures.
No dogs, boyfriends or weird stuff.
Don't be the dog girl.

I figured it out (;))
but now I am forced to ask
what is the dog girl???

Strange pictures abound.
Take a picture with your dog -
you will be dog girl.

Dog girl is better than
train tracks girl. Oh my gosh
girl lying on the tracks!

In the pic you use
The look you may think spells "cool"
Looks constipated.

Please ask a close friend
Who won't be afraid to say
"That is a hot mess."

Makeup tip for Rush:
When applying foundation
Blend well at jawline.

Before you flame me.
I know it's Recruitment now.
Syllable Problems.

Writing recs last night
picture of girl with her dog;
Dog girl once again.

Just so you all know
I will not use or send your
picture with a dog.

I want my rec girls
to have the best chance they can
to pledge a good group.

I want Gamma Phi
to have a great recruitment,
to get good members.

Best foot forward, girls.
You are more than your head shot.
But don't make it hard.

Sparkling wit and
charm, intelligence and more
don't show in picture.

Still, it's hard to avoid
the problems a bad picture
just might cause for you.

You need a picture
that looks like you really look.
Then, you can charm them.

This thread is so great
GC in haiku says all
Sometimes, you need snark

XYZ FOR MEEE!
Oh eff, all y'all can see this
I'll still be greek, right?

What I want to know:
Burning question, answer now -
What dog breed was it?

WIN!!!

'twas a terrier.
Must say, it was cute and all,
but dogs can not rush.

Pink-fur boa girl!
Your rush name will be "Bubbles"
And sisters will laugh.

Orange and purple-all!
Dress, bows, shoes, purse, hose; tell me,
What were you thinking?

BOWS? HOSE?!! Tell me no.
Matchy-matchy is not cool.
ORANGE AND PURPLE??!!!

See "Weird Rush Stories"
Early in the thread; we called
Her Batwoman. Aiiiii!

:(