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Here's an email forward some of you Big XII folks might enjoy:
The Big 12 teams as the Middle East: TEXAS: Iran. Somewhat of a controlling power in the region but it will all come crashing down because they have a highly functioning retard as a leader. KANSAS: Kuwait. Tons of riches and unrealized potential, but still vulnerable to Iran. NEBRASKA: Iraq. A wealth of history but the country as a whole is going in the tank and they will kill themselves off before it's all over. OKLAHOMA: Saudi Arabia. A proud kingdom, once torn up by fighting but known for historic past and prosperous future, surrounded by Iran and Iraq, with fanatics in Al-Qaeda (see below) who'll stop at nothing to bring them down. MISSOURI: Syria. Evil schemers who will stoop to whatever level they need to win. No real history to speak of but thinks they are the cradle of civilization. OKLAHOMA STATE: Al Qaeda. No real country, just a movement of disgruntled fanatics who live to destroy the hope of those more fortunate. No other goal in life than to bring down the House of Saudi Arabia. Terrorizing that country in the late 90's and early 2000 years is the crowning achievement in their history. Signing day was a major setback to the movement. They are fanatically loyal to their new leader. KANSAS STATE: Palestinian territories. No one really cares or worries about them unless they can be of some use (i.e. winning a battle once in a while against Iran that causes a bit of shake up in rankings) IOWA STATE: Qatar. Where is Qatar? Is it in our area? Texas A&M: Afghanistan. Not much going for it other than the crazy commoners. BAYLOR: Israel. None of the others understand why they're in the area. Just leave them alone. What did they ever do to you? COLORADO: Morocco. Not really part of the Middle East. Has other things to do than fight (or play football). Rumor is you can always go there for a good time. TEXAS TECH: Libya. Has a charismatic leader in a land of nothingness who will rattle his sword but knows he doesn't have a whole heck of a lot to back it up. Pulls the occasional sneak-attack and cries "Victory!" |
LOL! That's good.
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I meant beating OSU and losing to OU, i had them switched up in my post.
As for rushing the field, it was a MAJOR game, our 500th win, and we beat Texas. It wasa big enough game to where i think rushing the field was appropriate, but i don't think we should rush this week [actually anyone that does is a moron]. I do think people sould have waited until the END of the quarter to rush but, i didn't sit in that section [thats were all the rude students notoriously sit], and i hate them. You've led the series for a while, but that hasn't stopped them from beating you in the past 2 years. Don't get me wrong the only time i root UT is A&M and this year against OSU, but last two years have been dissapointing. But the fact is true that A&M is doing horribly this year. well, i have to go to my engineering advising session so i don't know if i missed anything... |
Kevin, that's pretty funny, although clearly biased towards OU. :)
Iowa State as Qatar though? Isn't Qatar one of the richest countries in the middle east? |
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Or even by someone who has had a geography class. ETA: But you deny that allegation about Mack Brown? There goes your objectivity :) |
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we have a football team!!! Radford finally has a football team!!!!!
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good luck to all the 'Poke and Red Raiders out there anticipating the exciting game happening tommorrow! :D
may the best team win! [whichever one it is!!] :cool: |
Good luck to Iowa and OSU tomorrow. Clear the way for a Texas/SEC Champ BCS title game. That will be the best game.
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GO DAWGS
Whew!!;)
Don't want to pull for Alabama or LSU.;) |
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Glad to see another MSU win. Next week against PSU will be interesting!! |
Thanks Michigan. At least you got the Little Brown Jug this year again. I'm so glad they won since my brother traveled from Alabama to Minnesota for the game!
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I was caught up with the LSU/Bama game and I missed the Big 10 upset. Sorry, NittanyAlum. Iowa beats #2 Penn State.
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Haha! JokePa's not going to get that national championship this year.
He probably soiled himself after that kick. |
I hate Iowa. They're not even that good this year and pull off shit like that while my team can't win a game to save their life. So annoying.
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Thanks, Benz. Classy, dani.
This is me, so very, very sad. I hoped Joe would go out with an undefeated season. :( :( :( |
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JoePa is like the Queen of England or something- royalty/figurehead. He just sits there in the booth staring down at the field. The loss also accomplished something- it set up a very (very) remote possibility that Pitt and Penn State could play each other in a bowl game. A few things would have to happen to accomplish that, though. But that would be awesome. It would piss off JoePa so much since he refuses to play us with a fair arrangement. Pitt doesn't always travel well, but that game would have great attendance. My husband has a very limited list of bowl games that I will agree that we can go to- we just added any Pitt-Penn State game to that list. (we just got back from Aruba, we're going to the Final Four in Detroit and we're going to Alaska in June- I had to put some sort of limit on things!). |
kddani,
I need to agree with Nittanyalum. What you said was very disrespectful. Sure it happened before. Jo Pa IS elderly and I hope when you are his age no one makes fun of your health issues. |
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JoePa has turned himself into a punchline for many who are outside of Happy Valley. Happy Valley = HPRL???? |
Wow, Cincy shit the bed in the last two minutes of the game. Can't believe WVU tied it up.
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I must say that I am proud of my Red Raiders after today's game against OSU. I would like to point out that Texas beat OSU by a mere 4 points while the Red Raiders beat OSU by 36 points. Texas didn't get 36 points on Baylor. :)
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Predictions on rankings, anyone?
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Bama
TTech (the top two may be flipped, dunno) Florida Texas OU USC Utah (may be flipped with USC) Boise State Penn State will be somewhere in the 10-13 range. ETA: And I'm sorry PSU fans, but I'm glad you lost. You were the jokes of this years top 10 and SEC Champ vs. Big XII Champ is the best matchup and the game everyone has wanted to see all year. My prediction? Florida v. Texas for the title, Florida wins (and if TTech wins out and plays Florida, Florida wins even bigger). |
If/since Georgia doesn't have a chance for #1, I want Texas Tech to win it all!
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yaay Tech! my red raiders have made me so proud!
and helped give me bragging rights on the 99% of my family that are UT fans ... Woot! |
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Dani went to Pitt. I don't expect anything else from someone who went to Pitt. Anyway, the Nits lost but its okay, I'm still repping PSU. I'm allergic to roses but I'd love to go to the Rose Bowl. And to be honest, who expected to be 9-1 at this point at the beginning of the season, winning trips to Wisky and Ohio State? Two monkeys off the back (winning @ OSU, breaking the streak against Michigan). If the team handles its business against Indy and MSU, we're in Pasadena. And to be honest, most of us were hoping for Capital One Bowl at best, especially when Sean went out with the ACL injury. GO STATE, BEAT INDIANA! |
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It has become an unfortunate thing in college football for teams to run up scores with the starters in, throwing passes until the end, when the game is well in hand (hint hint Texas Tech and Oklahoma). My hope beyond hope is that Texas plays Florida - with a senior at Florida and a sophomore at Texas (plus husband who played for Texas in the 80's), we would break the bank to get tix and fly as a family to Miami. Talk about a split family!!! It would be crazy!! |
I wanted a BCS bowl game so bad this year... alas, I don't think that is in the cards for my team.
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My bowl picks: BCSCG: Florida (SEC Champ/#1) v Oklahoma (Big XII Champ/#2) Rose Bowl: USC (Pac-10 Champ) v Penn State (Big 10 Champ) Orange Bowl: Florida State (ACC Champ) v Pittsburgh (Big East Champ) Sugar Bowl: Alabama (At-large, replacement for UF) v Boise State (At-large) Fiesta Bowl: Texas (At-large, replacement for OU) v Utah (At-large) I'm thinking Texas Tech loses to OU and misses out on the BCS games because the BCS can only have two teams from the same conference. OU goes to the BCS title game by being the #2 team and the Fiesta Bowl gets a replacement pick and takes Texas over Tech because the Horns have a bigger fan base and are will draw better rankings. |
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Unfortunately, Texas lost their chance when they lost to Tech. The BCS is kinda unfair for Big XII teams (especially in the South) because we play such a hard schedule. |
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So, sad for JoePa. :( |
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I love JoePa. |
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As for Dani's criticism of our bashing of GC'rs, it's typically Helicopter Moms who make you want to bang your head against the wall, not of an elderly "statesman" who has physical limitations. |
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I admit, I'm not a Penn State fan or a huge JoePa fan. But, he's given a lot back to the school (including with academics), and he essentially put the school on the map. I'd forgive Penn State alums if they're a little protective of the guy. ETA: Not saying you're not entitled to your opinion of him, or to make a joke at his expense; but, if you do so, you should at least expect some backlash from the Penn State people. |
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What bowl game will Joe Pa be coaching in this year? Dunno, Depends. |
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