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DAYUM!!!!...and what my sorors said...:eek:
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Mom: Remember when I told you to take the Delta plate off the car I was driving in college? Marquise gave a perfect example of why I asked you to do that. :eek: :eek:
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dear gas company of virginia.
who the hell can be at home from 8-4 while you decide when to come and fix my gas? i work a 9 to 5. so does he. should i leave my 6 year old home from day care to handle things for mommy and daddy? and to the company that takes the payments for said gas company: who the hell takes money orders, amex, diners club and mastercard. and thats it. who takes diners club and not VISA???? |
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Your friend on the other hand: :eek::confused::( |
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But seriously that is a shame....I am :eek: that she thinks that is cool. There was a girl in my dorm freshman year who would wear a shirt that said "My mom is a Delta". I think those shirts are cool for the 8 years and younger crowd, but college....not a good look for a interest. |
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2 my co-worker: Everyone knows that you're on your way out the door. You earned that pink slip. So why in your last days must you act like a complete azz. I mean really. You lost your job, now you're gonna lose some friends. We know your snitching on er'one to save your behind, but it's a wrap on you! Your mouth sealed your fate. Please I am a gentleman, but I will cuss you into next week if you come at me sideways again.
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Dearest T:
I don't know what your deal is, but if you ask me to do another favor for you to either keep your Section 8 voucher or your food stamps, I'll knock you in to the middle of next year. I don't care if your supervisor told you that you can't take a day off b/c there are only 44 camp days in this summer camp program. You should've been WOMAN enough to tell her that you need to move and need to handle your business so you could do so. But no, you are but a mere child in a 5'8" body and ONLY think about YOURSELF, not anyone else. What a shame...... First off, your triflin' azz tells me to go to your recert appt. for food stamps on my BIRTHDAY, no less. Then you get mad when I don't have all the documents b/c you didn't come to my house to hand them to ME personally. You sent your clepto bro to do your dirty work, which he'd done a half azz job. You know good and dayum well we don't trust him as far as a blind person can see. And then you got nerve to get mad at me b/c I didn't know you sent down a second envelope of documents with the clepto that were needed to complete your recert application. Wench, azz whooping #1 is coming and dat quick! Then you tell me that your Section 8 voucher is about to expire and I- of all people- need to go to give in all necessary documents to your worker. First, you should've warned me that she was the wench from Hell. Second, you should've made sure that all of the documents you sent me with were signed accurately and up to par. Third, you should've also warned me that she was a perfectionist who would deny your request if you didn't dot your i's and cross your t's. Being that your stuff wasn't up to par on Friday when you first sent me, you have me go again today to hand in your crap. If that weren't enough, the wench from Hell tells me that she won't see me TODAY b/c your appt is for TOMORROW morning @ 9AM!!!!!! And she preferred to complete a Breakdown letter than see me b/c she wanted to leave and go home on time! Now you got your mommy placating me to convince me to go tomorrow morning to this phucking kung fu king office to hand in your documents. Now I'll tell you this, if this crap doesn't go smoothly tomorrow, I'll be handing out azz whoopings as soon as I see you. Oh by the way, you still owe me $40 from when you borrowed money from me to pay your phone bill; for a phone I don't even use!!!!!!!!!! And tell your daddy to get at me too. That nucca owes me $40 too. Let him know I REFUSE to support his beer and nicotine habit any longer. You thought I was a b!@tch earlier and last night when I was yelling at you, you ain't seen nothing yet. I am dirty 30 now, and trust me, my motto of "No bullisht" is in full swing. HOLLA!!!!! |
Dang lil_sunshine!! I hope you don't have to hand out any ass whoopins!
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*Get's in line w/ lil_sunshine and plays NUCK IF YOU BUCK!!!!:mad:*
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Memo from the Desk of KAPPAtivating...
Get this you insignificant mutha...if you have nothing better to do than sit around and discuss me, then please include discussions about how you can GET LIKE ME!
Sincerely yours, The Nicca you love to hate!:cool: |
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Here we go again. You need someone to handle your Section 8 biz once again. You had more than enough time this week to write and have notarized another letter for someone to represent you in absentia at your appointment. So you being the selfish Aries you are, have your pushover Pisces bf call me to tell me to do it b/c you don't wanna hear me b!tch at you like I did the last time. You know me and my fam would do anything for HIM, which is why you enlisted his help. So he proceeds to tell me that I should go to this phucking kung fu king appointment tomorrow morning b/c he has a doctor's appointment in order to determine how much he'll get in his monthly disability paychecks. Meanwhile, either you or he forgot that you told me that same lame story last week. So, one of you two idiots are lying and he's BRIBING and BEGGING me to go to this appointment tomorrow morning. If I wasn't so tired, I would've thought quicker on my feet and told the both of you I'm going to a job interview in the morning. Which would've forced you to think of who you could send in my place. Like your lazy retired alcoholic father, stupid!!! Why didn't you put him in your letter? Perhaps b/c, like I stated earlier, you never wrote the letter and now you're taking advantage b!@tch!!!!!!!!! If you have another problem with me and my attitude, GET AT ME!!! MYou know where I stay at, wench!!!!!! :mad: |
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Listen you sack chaser. I told you already, I'm not interested. What part of that don't you understand. I was sitting here at Borders minding my own business reading, and you want to bring your hoe a$$ over here again. I don't know you, and you don't know me. We are the total opposite. YOU ARE NOT MY TYPE AND I'M NOT YOURS! I don't go out with women that wear "trax" you long fingernail havin' no good, FAKE, gold diggin', sack chasin' game playing IDIOT! Go on somewhere and leave me alone.:mad:
Listen, this is what I think of you! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ac_7EmYGXs |
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Lil' Brother, I'm glad we're cool again and I didn't have to shed any of your blood!:)
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:mad:Dad shut the eff up!!!!!!! :mad:
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2 Miami-Dade County Admins:
Hahahaha!!!! I'm so happy they handed y'all ya face on a platter. You wanna fire all those teachers and close schools w/o federal approval. GET READY TO HAVE YOUr @$$ DRAGGED THRU THE MUD!!! Teachers and staff work to hard to be treated like that and so do we. Y'all literally brought ppl to tears bcuz they didn't know if they would have a job 2moro. Y'all had ppl snitching and backstabbing for job security. Y'all made them think they were gonna lose their jobs, but now it looks like you all will. Thanx and Good DAY!!! |
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To this one girl that walks pass my office all day
What the f_____ are you looking at????? |
TO THE NON AFRICAN-AMERICANS IN MY OFFICE "Sure Mr. White Co-Worker, I can tell you what happen to O.J Simpson, Michael Jackson and Michael Vick….but afterwards I would like for you to talk to me about Jeffery Dahmer, Those crazy a$$ white boys from Columbine, Timothy McVeigh, George Bush, The Unabomber, Robert Downey Jr., Anna Nicole Smith, all of those white Republican senators getting head by other men after aggressively opposing same sex relationships…just let me know when your ready MuthaF&^ka!!!!!!!"
*This is what I’m dying to say every time I here white people talking about Michael and O.J* |
This thread gets more and more hilarious with every new post. :D
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Dear AG:
I am so sick of you bull$#!% and last night was the last dayum straw. I tried to be respectfull but I'm sick and tired of your trifflin a$$ cutting me off with your MISINFORMATION and LACK of tact! Ain't nobody finna disrespect me and think I'm about to stand in the corner and twiddle my thumbs. You got me f*@#ed up...for real!!! And last night I had to gone and put you in your place. People kept saying you were nothing but a sh*t starter and I have always dealt with you from a distance but you tried me and I chopped that head off last night real quick---they call me Velocity for a reason heffah!! AG...you don't wanna see me dawg for real. You are WITH THAT MESS and I don't have time for that. You are too dayum old to be acting like a petty a$$ little girl. One thing I can't stand is a liar...especially one who lies about dumb sh*t and volunteers that sh*t. You called me; I didn't call you. You should have just went about your business because like I said last night I got an agenda and your bullsh*t aint on it! That is just dumb as hayle and last night I called you out on that and you didn't have nothing to say cuz normally folks would just let you say whatever...but ummm...Imma need for you to keep my name out your mouth dawg. If that's how you are and it works for you...that's your business but when you put me in the mix AND you aint being truthful...please believe we gonna have a problem. Hopefully you learned you lesson witcha old a$$! You 37 years old and act like you just walked out the 6th darn grade. I am thru with your weak a$$.... Joining in behind marquise1911 and lil_sunshine...NUCK IF YOU BUCK!!! |
Lady that sits beside me in New Job Training:
You know YOU smoke too much when I can taste the cigarettes when you come back from your smoke break! Invest in a patch lady! |
Yo T!
I am so glad I did not repay the evil that you did to me. Clearly someone dislikes you enough that they effed up your truck!! I don't think it is cool to damage vehicles and stalk people, but someove really got you buddy and it is kinda funny!! When your sick ass was in the hospital....I was there! When you/your sister/your other sister needed a ride....I was there! You were nor truly remorseful for the things that you sis and you thought I should accept that crap....ha ha ha!! I decided that ALL involvement with you is toxic and clearly you have pissed off the wrong person as evidenced in your 'new truck decorations'. You know I would never do that to you and I do not condone that kind of stuff, but hopefully that will serve as a lesson to you to stop foolin' wit' them crazy chicks and think I will be waiting for your sorry azz! Too bad, soooooo sad!! ROTFLMAO!!! Oh yeah.... it is funny!! |
Dad,
I need to move the eff out!! Give me a couple of months and I will gone!! Granny and/or cousin, You need to learn to listen!! If I said I have a two-door car, that does not equal to me saying anything else! DO not run around saying I said anything different! THat is why I barely talk to you as it is. You wonder why people (in addition to myself) never want to come over to your house. Because you turn things around as to say someone said something different. I was trying to come around more, but why! Lying asses!!:mad::mad: |
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you were feeling me. I was sorta feeling you. you were sweating me for my phone number. now you don't call?
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