A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card - when you care enough to send the very best.

Breathe, just breathe.

I totally paused!

I fought the War for your sort!

Bet you're sorry you won....

Mr. Hand, if I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make this OUR time? And what's wrong with a little feast on OUR time?

If you just learn a single trick, Scout, you'll get along a lot better with all kinds of folks. You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view... Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.

In this world you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.

"WHAT" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "WHAT?!"

I'm going to punch you in the ovary, right in the babymaker.

Even if you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth and the future of the human species depended on us having sex solely for procreation-I still would not have sex with you.

Ya know what they call a quarter pounder in Paris?

Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night.

Until you do right by me everything you do is gonna fail!

It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.

If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love.

All a woman needs albeit mother, daughter, sister or lover is some serious deep-dicking.

Don't fuck with the Lords of Hell.

Don't fuck with the babysitter.

There's a huge hole in your story...I would NEVER join no sorority!

So I assume that you've come here to make arrangments, but unfortunatly, I don't fuck losers.

I'm sure I don't do anything you would find exciting.... I don't open beer bottles with my toes. I don't sit around and count what's left of my teeth.... Hey, I don't even enjoy a good tractor pull. A bit limited existence, but I've gotten used to it.

The position of annoying talking animal has been filled.

There's no crying in baseball!

If working here means I am within 10 yards of you, then frankly I would rather wipe Saddam Hussein's arse!

What is this, a freak out?

In Hawaii don't they use aloha for hello and goodbye?
Yeah, so?
so if you're on the phone with somebody and they won't stop talking and you say, ok aloha, don't they just start over again?

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't.

Define irony.

Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

Abba Zabba you my only friend!

heard you screaming all the way down the alley.
I wasn't screaming! Alright?
Yes you was.
I said I wasn't screaming! I was whistling!
You was what?
I was whistling for you!
You was whistling, "Willie, help, get this b*tch off of me"?

I know Mama...but he was my dog. I'll do it.

You know what they say about women and trolley cars, right. There's plenty of 'em in the sea.

I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Volcano Vaporizer

I love Scotch !

If you don't have something nice to say about someone, come and sit by me.

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women

Kathreen the waitress.....Simon the Fag

Shut up!
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
And, then your mother goes around the corner, and she licks it up!!!

I will tell you in a future life when we are both cats.