So I get on Showtime.com and watch the clips for next weeks epsiode. I recommend you go check it out! Bird is crying to her sisters about being kidnapped and Ahmad is being questioned by an unlikely source lol! It is a move to a strong ending let me tell ya!

I have the summaries of the last 3 eps of Soul Food . . .I'll post if you want them. NOTHING MAJOR, lol.

Damn Bird and Lem for eating POPEYE'S in my face. :mad: :mad:


ETA: THEY NEVER TELL WHO PLAYS BROOKE!!!!!!

I am glad Aunt Ruthie stepped up and told them about theyselves.


Lem's facial stuff -- not feeling it.

Amina's mom had Ahmad SHOOK!!!! Imma have to remember that. :D

OK. I have just a few observations.

1. How in the hell is Amina's mom gonna try and shake Ahmad up about the sex situation? You don't want her to get into something she's not ready for? WTF? You were in JAIL and had he living in an apartment ALONE!! Sex should be the least of your worries.

2. Ahmad's skin gives me the creeps. I don't even want to think about it. *shudders*

3. Aunt Ruthie was "gangsta" for getting up in their azzes. She told them where to get on and get off. She saved the Joseph sisters from any more time of heart and headache.

4. HC Jeremiah nor Brooke are cute? Where did they find those kids?

5. I can't wait to see what the return of Damon means for Terri.

Man, they could have taken a HIATUS for that boy's skin to heal or go down or whatever.

HC I wanna know why Aunt Ruthie didn't ask about the "throwed away" child of Maxine and Kenny?

HC Bird's "breakdown" was like uhhhhhh what :confused:?

HC if you blurted out what happened to you last night, HC you could not have done that weeks ago? :confused:

HC Damon? HC um? :rolleyes:

HC Ahmed NEVER takes ole girl to HIS house?

HC THAT little hotsy totsy is TROUBLE?

HC Max is so into everyone's bidness that she doesn't know what is going on with her son? :confused:

First off let me say once again that Aaron Meeks....aka...Ahmad needs tocontact Vanessa L. Williams about that proactive that she hawks for her skin. I mean it's like it's not getting any better. When Amina kissed Ahmad on his cheek it just gave me the creepy crawlies.

Ok, last night ep was just ok to me. Did like the fact that Aunt ruthie came in and got the sisters back to where they should be, but I thought the ep was booty. What I mean is, for this to have been the 2nd to last ep for the series, I was looking for something more. I mean next week they really need to have a 2 hour series finale to tie up all those loose ends. I mean how they gone show Lem in the hospital, and the Damon stuff in an hour next week?

Also I was not feeling Max just telling Bird to leave Lem. I couldn't believe this was even coming out of her mouth.

Regardless of how booty I thought last nights ep was......I am so going to miss this show.

My feelings exactly!

I really hate the way Soul Food insults the viewer's intelligence. I know it's tv, but dang...

How in the heck is Max not gonna know that Ahmad is thinking about having sex.

Bird's "breakdown", please! I also thought they would show Lem at the bank when he got approved fro the loan. But I guess that would've been too much like right.

The finale better be off the meter!

HC I thought about you when they were eating Popeye's, lol.
I was like "Carla's prolly mad as hell right now!!"

Aunt Ruthie said the "F" word - CTHU.

Overall, the episode was OK. They needed Aunt Ruthie to set them straight. She may have her own method of doing things, but she got her point across last night.

Max - sweetie, be mindful of what's going on in your own house. Your own child is running around with raging hormones.

I decided to give Last Nights Ep my own title......Two Piece and a Biskitt!

Well there isn't too much for me to comment on but I will say that I am glad Jay finally has some say in something. I mean it took them a few seasons, but he/she finally talks...

Will somebotty tell me what is Maxine's problem??? Maybe it's her hormones going crazy or something, but she has been getting on my nerves lately. I'm glad Aunt Ruthie set her skrate yesterday......

Poor Ahmad must have adult acne because when the show first started his face wasn't like that. Or maybe he needs to incorporate some more water in his diet.

I'm sorry yawl but Damon looks terrible with that beard......HATED IT!

Oh damn, I forgot about that......my mouth dropped open when she said it too.

Did anyone else notice that when they showed Lem on the ground for next weeks ep, the Mari Morrow character was there. I do believe that was her standing there when Bird was calling out his name.

Me too. :(

Last night's ep was weak. I was like when are we going to have more funeral planning? Who was the older of the 3 sisters -- Ruthie, Joe, or Twig?

Max killed me too telling Bird to leave Lem.
She really does need to have a talk with Ahmad. "Baby, I know you are still a virgin because your face has more bumps on it than a Braille book." :o Then she needs to go out and buy him some Proactiv.

Oh and what was up with Terri and Max's big azz granny purses. Terri's was big and white. Max's was big and brown.

They still had an incomplete family dinner since Kelly was not there.

You're already driving the handbasket, so I'mma let you go with a warning on this one:D :D . They are really killing me with all of the make up they are using to cover up his acne. It looks like mud on him...and that Amina is gonna get Ahmad in some trouble.

Bird's breakdown in the funeral home...that was a stretch. She can drive her car but the closing of a casket gets her all shook up....puhleeeze!

Thank goodness for Aunt Ruth for gettin' in everybody's a$$!

Last night's episode was alright...they have a lot to work on within the next two episodes though.

Last nites ep was just OK. I am glad the Joseph sisters finally got themselves together. But the real cliff hanger is the return of DAMON. :) I was so excited I can't wait for the finale!

Yeah me too, and I can't stand Lem without a little bit of hair on his head, and a thin goatee. That full mess around his lip now is ilky, it just doesn't do it with the bald head.

I knew Damon was coming back strong! I hope they don't disappoint me. I wanna know what was wrong with Malik...remember he was sick? And Bird slept with him...was it contagious? I need to know.

Also, I need the next episode to be set on Halloween, so Ahmad can wear a mask...otherwise, no more kissing scenes or closeups please. :eek:

You got shotgun in the handbasket!

Exactly. What I hate is that they think we be smokin' that stuff when we watch Soul Food. I recall that they were playing Bird up like she was sick and this was after the Malik-ness. Last week, I think, she was going to the restroom and like hloding her stomach and just lookin' ill. I recall someone wondering then if she was preggers. I think they tape episodes and then like lay off of a "possible" theme..like Bird being pregnant by old boy. Why she gotta be holdin' her stomach? I use the bathroom everyday and even when it's "like that" you ain't gotsta be lookin' sick and sweaty and broke down.

You got me cracking the hell up. Sick, sweaty and broke down huh....he he he

That's my point exactly...something was going on. And now, all of a sudden, she's better cause she talked to her sisters? I don't get that one. Cooties dont' go away that fast.

Right. She had something and now it's gone.

Is it me or do they have Max looking a complete mess? C'mon Edmond's twins...I know she is supposed to be matronly and all but dang! Did you see the black blazer she had on with that black dress with the flower patterns? I was hot! Also, uhm...Max's skin don't look too smooth neither. Their mak-up on the show is awful.

I can't believe two more eps. I don't think they can wrap this stuff up the way I need it to be wrapped. Where is Brooke? Did Kenny's brother die? What happened to the fourth sister? Why don't nobody's babies talk...AT ALL? What they should NOT have done was try to introduce new stuff towards the end because now it's just unfinished business. Kenny's brother...hell Kenny didn't need to have a brother...shoot. Then I wouldn't be wondering. They could have done the AIDS theme some other way.

Where is Lem's mama to slap the itsh outta Bird?

LMAO!! I was thinking the same thing about his face last night, especially when they did close-ups....ewwwwww

:eek:

SOUL FOOD SAYS GOODBYE!
SHOWTIME CELEBRATES SOUL FOOD’S FAREWELL BY REBROADCASTING ENTIRE SERIES BEGINNING JUNE 2

New York, New York…May 10, 2004…The Showtime hit series SOUL FOOD, which has been a favorite with critics and fans alike for five seasons, airs its final episode on Wednesday, May 26 at 10:00 PM (ET/PT). The award-winning show has the distinction of being the longest-running African-American drama on television and one of Showtime's most popular series.

To celebrate its groundbreaking success for the network, all five seasons of the award-winning series will be rebroadcast beginning June 2, the week immediately following the season finale. Two episodes will air back-to-back each Wednesday at 9:00 PM (ET/PT) and 10:00 PM (ET/PT), providing an unprecedented viewing opportunity for avid fans and new ones. This special scheduling will air for 37 consecutive weeks, concluding on Wednesday, February 9, 2005.

The SOUL FOOD schedule breaks down as follows:
Season 1 (20 episodes) June 2-August 4
Season 2 (20 episodes) August 11-October 13
Season 3 (10 episodes) October 20-November 17
Season 4 (10 episodes) November 24-December 22
Season 5 (14 episodes) December 29-February 9, 2005

Viewers will get the chance to again experience the trials and tribulations of the Joseph family. They can see their favorite cast members Rockmond Dunbar, Darrin DeWitt Henson, Aaron Meeks, Nicole Ari Parker, Malinda Williams, Vanessa Williams and Boris Kodjoe in roles that have made them household names.

A dramatic series based on the 1997 hit film of the same name, SOUL FOOD premiered on Showtime in June 2000. SOUL FOOD is a Waterwalk Production, Edmonds Entertainment and State Street Pictures production in association with Paramount Network Television. Season five of SOUL FOOD is executive produced by Tracey Edmonds, Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds, George Tillman, Jr., Robert Teitel, Salim Akil and Kathleen McGhee-Anderson.




Now see I knew we used to get 20 eps a season. They straight up cheated us SEASONS 3-5!!! :mad: :(

New DVD/VCRra combo...
 

I'll be able to tape all the shows. :D

:D :D :D :D :D

(A smiley face for each season)

:eek:MANDEL!!!!

DAT SCENE between Terri and Damon!! :o :o :o


Imma cry next week. I know I am. I cannot believe they are taking MY SHOW off next week. :( :( :(

Bird shoulda gave Nyla one good love tap!!!! How Bird gonna take off Lem's oxygen supply and not tell anybody!?!?!?!


Oh and dat fur that max was wearing -- HAAAAAATED IT!!!!

OK!!!!! What if it was VITAL that Lem needed that oxygen? They don't leave people all unattended like that anyway in ICU. The nurse would have trounced her had she seen that oxygen supply off. They don't play.

Nyla would have gotten a beat down in the hospital parking lot. Point blank. She was sobbing a little too hard in the hospital when they first got in. How you gonna call your ex-boo's wife's sister? :confused: Bird had a cell phone! She neds to pump her brakes.

Now Bird wants a baby! I am glad that she wasn't pregnant because it would have left the story wide open about whether or not it was for Malik.... And she knows that she was dead wrong for grabbing that man's crotch in front of company!

Kenny's head got "swole" when he got some cash. I'm ready for Max to go 'head on somewhere because she is getting on my nerves. Looks like next week they hit a big jackpot. The Chadways are movin' on up!

Terri and Damon.... Hot Sex on a Platter!! That DEFINITELY was TOO HOT FOR TV!! Imagine my surprise when he called the little boy Mandel on the beach! I was just thinking it was some random kid giving him a seashell. That was a good twist. I like unexpected things like that. I wish that Terri accepts Damon's proposal. He was an azz when it ended, but they were good together. Now that he is facing and admitting that he has a problem, they can stare their issues in the face and move on. Just my luck she will say no and everyone else will have the "happily ever after" while we have to wonder if Terri finally gets what she's looking for in the ATL. If the writers really love the fans, they'll make us happy and put Terri and Damon back together.

Damon & Terri: The love scene was just what I needed to get through a blah rainy day-why couldn't they bring him back sooner??

Bird & Lem: Now in the movie the sisters would have had Nyla in the parking lot (remember the scene in the bathroom at the wedding) ....they've calmed down in the series...yes its 5 years later but Nyla earned that beat down...resolve your issues and move on.

Maxine and Kenny-why oh why must Kenny revert to his neanderthal thinking?? "I man I spend the money??" Everytime he takes one step forward he takes two back (the bike was HOT but comeon man priorities)....& Max...WHO WEARS A FULL LENGTH FUR COAT IN MAY???? Just bama...the diamonds were enough...put the rest in an account for the kids that you claim to be so worried about....or pay for a local tutor so you can brang you baby back home!:eek:

So sad...next week is the end of a fabulous run...I'll pass the tissues and bring some martini's (hey this deserves a blowout goodbye just like Sex in the City)!

Hey everyone! long time no post!

TERRI AND DAMON!

Props to both actors for getting that RAW with a love scene! I know that must have been hard to do. And very rarely do you see black men doing you know what! I was :o :o :o the entire time!


I wanted Byrd to slap Nyla so bad, I was yelling at the t.v.! Heffa don't come around here no more being "concerned" about my husband! :mad:

The makeup department on Soul Food are THE WORST! Ahmad's face looks a hot mess EVERYTIME they do a close up! I feel so sorry for the little girl playing his girlfriend. I know the makeup department can cover up his bad skin better than they're doing.:(

That wasn't NO COMPANY!!! THAT WAS BIDNESS!!!! Bird feeling like a SUPA FREAK all willy nilly!!! Question: When did her and Lem have sex!??!!? :confused:

DITTO!!!!!

WORD!!!!!!!!!


Girl it made me BLUSH!!! I was like DAMON, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT til you're satisfied!!!! :D

Ya'll are crazy.

BUT, did anyone notice when Damon was speaking to Giancarlo (boy, has he aged) at the airport, he was speaking into his ear piece. Why was the microphone all the way down by his stomach? Then, he goes and grabs the earpiece (like we do) BUT DOES NOT GRAB THE MICROPHONE. :o (Maybe I was the only one who noticed that) :confused:

Anyway, The fur Max had on looked like a faux fur. :confused:

I hope Terri does NOT accept Damon's proposal. Fudge him! LOL

Bird should have turned into Lala Ali in that piece. At one point, I thought Lem would Flatline. Why didn't she make her OWN phone calls? Why didn't the sisters question who home chick was?

Oh well. Maybe there will be some closure with next week's episode. Did it seem like this episode just came out of "no where"?

I noticed the same thing. I was like "Damon sweetie, the microphone is a little further down!!"

Giancarlo surely did age. What was up him and the little white dog?

Terri and Damon: Y'all done knocked Bird and Malik's sex scene way out the box!!! Imma need to watch the re-run of this show. Terri, please don't take Damon back now - he has a long way to go with his recovery.

Nyla: Bird should've cold-clocked your a** in that hospital, pure and simple. Lem decided NOT to sleep with you - that should've given you a dayum hint. He's trying to work things out with his WIFE. Why are you being so doggone concerned?? SKANK!!! :mad:

I'm gonna be :( next Wednesday.

I'm with AKA2D on this one..........PLEASE TERRI DON'T DO IT! First of all and errythang..........How is this FOOL who pissed on my plant going to just waltz up to my lanai and ask me about HIS horoscope??? I don't care about him trying to break ice, it wuddn't wurkin for me! If ya ask me he looked like he just got finished a pint of likka. And his beard was NAPPY!

Max although she was trying to prove a point was looking a little ghetto fab in that mankasaurus fur she had on with the unmatching hat to top it. HATED IT! What they could do with some of that money is get Ahmad some bump-b-gone or bumpitout!

I am glad that Bird and Lem are trying to work through the disaster of a few weeks they had. And I applaud Lem on finally stepping up to the plate and being the man he should be. And as was said that crazed trying to break up a happy home Nyla needs to go somewhere and sit down! She was just a tad bit too involved even if she said "she's just a friend". Let wifey attend to her hubby's bidness. I honestly thought that guy shot Lem.

It was a decent ep overall..........

OH DAYUM @ NAPPY BEARD!! I fell out when Terri told him not to piss in her plant, LMAO!!!

MANKASAURUS!?!?!!?!? LMAO Hell 2 da naw. I know right? BUMP A MINK (or whatever THAT CHIT WAS) and get Ahmad some proactiv, Brooke some vocal chords, and Kelly an at home reading specialist. :o

I am soooo glad I am not alone about that tacky munchichi fur Max had in....in the summer time, at that!

Damon's beard....can you say Black Magic Shave cream?

Did ya'll see how Lem fell to the ground? Was that the worst acting? No! The worst was the guy Nyla was trying to get away from.

I'm glad Lem and Bird are doing their thing. It's taken them so long to get to where they are. And for once, Max stayed out of their business and didn't get fiesty when Bird said Lem was gonna buy her a house.

Okay, I think Terry and Damon win the award for hottest love scene ever. I thought the scene with Byrd and Malik was something, but Terry and Damon surpassed them on the freak-o-meter! So glad to see Damon back, but I want the beard to go!

I'm going to attribute Max's attitude to an overload or hormones from pregnancy. She is really starting to work my nerves!

I was like :D :D :D "work it, work it, work it y'all" the entire time. THANK YOU to the producers for NEVA EVA showing a scene like that when Teri was freakin around with Kunta Kente (what was his name?) a few weeks ago.

I'm really going to miss this show. Mr. Prayerfull said it best last night - this is like OUR PEOPLE's "Sex And The City".

That scene is THE TOPIC today yall. Earlier this morning I saw a girl I work with begin to describe Terri's placement on the bed and I was like ooooooooooooooooooh chile HOT STEAMY RELATIONS!!!! :o :o :o :o :o

Yes it was quite the hot scene lol! Well well well we are coming to the end. Sad as it is. The Joseph fam has come a long way. Terri dont marry Damon!!!!!!!! And homegirl was looking for a beatdown.

When Lem was in the hospital like "I wanna have a daughter this time" I WAS LIKE FOOL YOU GOT ONE IT IS YOUR SON LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was totally SHOCKED at the Naps. I was like dayum, you're biracial and all and you STILL got naps. :o