Explain thoroughly.

you've got to be kidding me.

LOL girl you betta be thankful that GC exists. Otherwise your azz would be in the dark.
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Explain altoids thoroughly.
I've heard of it before, but I don't know it specifically. I do know they are mints.

I can't explain thoroughly. I'll be very embarrassed. :o

Suffice it to say that Monica used Altoids on our previous President.

Hmmm....she made him eat altoids so his......taste like mints.

Altoids are curiously strong mints especially the peppermint ones. Put an altoid in your mouth, and you have a taste explosion.

She put an altoid in her mouth when she ... ;) He enjoyed it.

Girls should eat the Altoids in the red tin... boys should eat the Wintergreen in the teal tin.

Cream you had me LOL about the curiously strong mints, taste explosion, LOLOL!! :D

What is the difference? Besides tast obviously, I mean sensation-wise?

Okay, the Chunk Peanut butter comment just made me cry!!

As for Altoids, I will be the blunt one (does this surprise ANYONE!) you stick them in your mouth while performing oral because the eucalyptus (or however you spell it!) that they have (because they are curiously strong) has a very nice menthol type feeling that stimulates the clitoris or penis. It is very arousing and highly recommended by two out of three GCers who know what it is! By the way, it is better than ice because it feels really... hmm..... yeah, we won't go there but you can imagine. No numbing effect, just hightened sensations!

Altoids are great.

I'll say no more that hasn't been said.

Peppermint. Teal can. Got it.

What about my old friend? LISTERENE BREATH STRIPS! :D

@ librasoul, told ya' about the ice, lol.

You told me? Refresh?

As for the favorite position question-
I like missionary, believe it or not. I get to see my guy and it is more intimate that way.

Because you tell us we can do everything else BUT that! No pun intended.

So of course we want to do it. If you were like, lets do it, often, the novelty would soon wear off.

Its like the garden of eden and the tree of life. Similar situations, you can eat any apple but THAT one . . . so after a while hey are bored what do they do? They eat the apple.

I keep the listerine mouth strips by my bed because it "cleans" the mouth after a bad "taste" is in it.

I recommend everyone do the same, and it's a heck of a lot slicker to pop one in your mouth without the other person seeing; thus you don't have to schlep all the way to the bathroom to brush your teeth and the other person won't mind kissing you after.

I was never a big fan of the altoids thing. If you really want to have fun with a girl you can ask her if she minds playing with grapes. Things can get pretty interesting.

-Rudey
--Seriously what's wrong with rubbing a little chunky Skippy and jam on a girl.

I think the guys who are bent on anal sex should hook up with each other in the shower room. You don't need us for that.

Do you get requests for anal sex often?

-Rudey
--You must have something real nice going on back there girl. *Meow*

Nope. They know better than to ask.

I'm a missionary girl myself. I kinda like the legs on shoulders variation of that, though.

I'm pretty kinky, and I'll try just about anything once that isn't truly disgusting to me.

Anal is actually pretty nice if you do it right. Proper lubes, techniques, etc. I just don't let any guy bang away in my ass.

As for the Altoids thing, yeah, I do give and receive that way, but it's kinda hard to concentrate on where to put the mint and not swallow it...I prefer using the Burt's Bees Lip Balm...which feels and tastes like Altoids for your lips. My ex called it god's gift to man. Hehehe.

As for the big spit vs. swallow debate...I do neither. I don't want that shit in my mouth. I prefer to let him shoot it elsewhere... :o

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:cool:

:p

BAWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :D :D :D

CLEAN OUT YOUR PM BOX:mad: :p

Shine, clawd, girl, umm TMIIIIIIIIIIII.

Who rated this thread 5 *****??? LMAO @ that.

Shine, clawd, girl, umm TMIIIIIIIIIIII.

Who rated this thread 5 *****??? LMAO @ that.

:o ;)

Hey...that's NADA compared to what others have said in this thread. Plus...hey....damn...now I'm all :(

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Yet again!!
 

This thread has been taken to yet another disturbing height!!

Shine...OFF THA CHAIN!! :o :eek: :o

Dionysus, you are crazy, girl! LOL!!

CT4, this thread and its 5 stars have me rollin'!

:D

Between you, Rudey, IlovemyGlo, and RubberSoul. . .this thread will never die. just when it does, someone comes back and kicks this baby back up to FULL SPEED.

Don't be 'shamed. :D

Turn that frown upside down! We are not trying to say you shouldn't have posted that. But each day this thread lives up to its title! lol

:)

True.

I don't want that shit in my mother eiu shine!

OMG that's the biggest typo i've ever made! :eek:

I meant:

I don't want that shit in my MOUTH EITHER shine!

lol@typo

This thread is Crazy! :p

:D *kicks thread*

HAHAHAHAHA! That was FUNNY. Best typo in the history of typos. :D

Sometimes, you just gotta let the offensive stuff out in a world where you're consistently good. :o

Speak on it!! However, I think I will leave that up to you guys! lol

Dionysus...you will pay for this monitor that I just spit my water all over!! LOL!!

OMG, you guys can't stop cracking me up!!! This is all way too funny.

I'm still waiting for more ideas for the sexual scavenger hunt, by the way. Come on everyone, what are your fantasy places?

As for positions...aiii, can I really go there??

LESSON OF THE DAY: Never Drink while reading GC, ESPECIALLY THIS THREAD!!:eek:

Did it come out your nose? LOL